DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2011    Duedate: 09/05/2011

THE GREENHOUSE ARENA

DM-52    TURN-286

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZOUM LA BOUSE
BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
(52-4037) [24-10-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ZOUM LA BOUSE                  POSITION IS EMPTY
BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)          
(52-4037) [24-10-0,118]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT STUFF                      HOT STUFF
PYROMANIA (184)                PYROMANIA (184)
(52-4136) [13-13-0,102]        (52-4136) [13-13-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WAH CHING (146)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JADE WARRIORS (430)         38
2. BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)       29      WAH CHING (146)
3. WAH CHING (146)             17      Unchartered Team
4. FLOWER GIRLS (189)           0
5. DRAGONS GUARD II (253)       0      QUASI-LEGAL OPS (343)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WAH CHING (146)           29  18  5 61.7   1/ 1 WAH CHING (146)           9  6 2
 2- 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189)       573 365 17 61.1   2/ 2 PYROMANIA (184)           7  5 0
 3/ 3 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)    178 127 12 58.4   3/ 6 JADE WARRIORS (430)       5  6 0
 4/ 4 PYROMANIA (184)          151 138  7 52.2   4/ 3 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)     4  2 1
 5- 5 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)    55  53  8 50.9   5/ 4 EPYC DEATH (404)          2  8 0
 6/ 6 JADE WARRIORS (430)       26  38  0 40.6   6- 5 FLOWER GIRLS (189)        1  1 0
 7/ 7 EPYC DEATH (404)          27  50  1 35.1   7- 7 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)    0  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): ELISHAR of GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): NASTY NES of PUBLICH ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 334): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 310): NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 240): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 55): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 237): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 239): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hello there, fair friends of Fratsfa!  I'm not sure what to think... were my
foes so afraid to fight me that they stayed home or was everyone simply focused on
the upcoming tourney?  I'd like to think the former, but unfortunately it's most
likely the latter of the two reasons.
     In any event, I will gladly assume possession of this throne by near default.
Hopefully I can keep this momentum going one more turn and finally get my hands on an
ADM invite.  Speaking of which... Onyx and Zoom, you receive my two challenges this
turn!!!

Until next turn... let's keep things HOT!
     Your DM,
          -Hot Stuff-

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out THE GREENHOUSE 
to see what's new.  The guys at JADE WARRIORS like really pulled together to get a 
3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for LI KUI?  WAH CHING's proud of him 
after beating LIGHTER FLUID and getting 13 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
LIGHTER FLUID got smashed by LI KUI, and lost 11 points!  Like BLOOD AND GUTS!'s ZOUM 
LA BOUSE is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster HOT STUFF!  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome ZOUM LA BOUSE.  
Aren't BLOOD AND GUTS! proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said THE 
GREENHOUSE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at 
me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  DRAGONS GUARD II was THE 
GREENHOUSE's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are PYROMANIA?  DRAGONS GUARD II, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, 
can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is AREOPOLITE popular, or what?  He 
was challenged the most in all of THE GREENHOUSE!  He's got a 14-12-1, is that good?  
451 DEGREES is being unfair.  He's challenged down 31 against AREOPOLITE.  I don't 
know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut up) If 451 DEGREES can't beat a 
warrior 31 points below himself, that he CHALLENGED, he oughtta be selling food in 
the stands!  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you think ARRAHE feels about 
being challenged by JASMIN, 16 points above her?  I was sorry to see such an unfair 
"fight" in THE GREENHOUSE.  JASMIN got 7 points after beating ARRAHE, 16 points below 
her.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All THE GREENHOUSE ever talks about is 
fighting!  Me, I'm more laid back.  Everyone has problems, but why did WAH CHING send 
SHI XIO to the Dark Arena?  He had a 5-2-3, and I thought he looked neat on the 
sands...  Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending 
them to the Dark Arena.  What's wrong with JOHN LEE's 3-1-0, WAH CHING?  What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOUM LA BOUSE 4037           24  10  0   118       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAMP CHUMP 4147             10   2  0   105       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 HOT STUFF 4136               13  13  0   102       PYROMANIA (184)
 AREOPOLITE 4138              14  12  1    94       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
-ONYX 2283                    14  10  0    91       DRAGONS GUARD II (253)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAUSTIC CROCUS 4103          14  11  0    84       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
 451 DEGREES 2415             18  15  0    83       PYROMANIA (184)
-SAVAGE SNOWBALL 4085         15   9  1    81       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
-TUSCAN FLAME 4153            11   8  0    79       PYROMANIA (184)
-GLOATING GARDENIA 4083       11  11  0    75       FLOWER GIRLS (189)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JASMIN 4176                  10   5  0    63       JADE WARRIORS (430)
 HU YAN ZHUO 849               9   1  0    58       WAH CHING (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LI KUI 851                    7   3  1    56       WAH CHING (146)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISCO INFERNO 4193           10   8  1    48       PYROMANIA (184)
 LIGHTER FLUID 4170           10  11  0    47       PYROMANIA (184)
 ARRAHE 3955                   4  12  1    35       EPYC DEATH (404)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAZMINA 3959                  6  10  0    32       EPYC DEATH (404)
 ZHENG TIAN SHOU 853           4   6  1    32       WAH CHING (146)
 GLON'S PITY 4033              5   4  0    25       EPYC DEATH (404)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BANDOR'S SHAME 4034           3   7  0    20       EPYC DEATH (404)
-HATEFUL HASTA 4194            4   7  0    19       FLOWER GIRLS (189)
-WORMER 4218                   1   0  1    16       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 DREYVON QUICKTOE 4245         1   0  0     8       JADE WARRIORS (430)
 MILO 4252                     1   0  0     6       JADE WARRIORS (430)
-MANIQUE 4238                  0   1  0     1       BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
 PROMOTED INTERN 4253          0   1  0     1       EPYC DEATH (404)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANISHKA 3956            6  9 0 EPYC DEATH 404       ZHENG TIAN SHOU 853   284   
POTENT PANSY 4219       2  2 0 FLOWER GIRLS 189     LI KUI 851            283  REVENGED
DEAD 4250               0  1 0 JADE WARRIORS 430    FERN'S MASTER         286  NONE
DEAD 2 4251             0  1 0 JADE WARRIORS 430    LAURENTS OF ARAB      286  NONE
VENGEFUL JUSTICE 4207   7  3 0 JADE WARRIORS 430    ARRAHE 3955           283  JUST REVENGED
JOHN LEE 4227           3  2 0 WAH CHING 146        LAURENTS OF ARAB      286  NONE
SHI XIO 1030            5  3 3 WAH CHING 146        SARKOZY               286  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Veteran Mercenary -- A pleasure fighting you for the throne! -- Hot Stuff

     Like they'd let me keep it if I won. -- Elrienoriseth'rin, Veteran Mercenary

Virginal Concubine -- Things got a bit too hot and heavy for you there I see. -- 451
Degrees

Hu Yuan Zhuo -- I can see now that you didn't want to dance. -- Disco Inferno

Zheng Tian Shou -- Hey, buddy... glad you were able to spare a light. -- Lighter
Fluid

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHI XIO was butchered by SARKOZY in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
JOHN LEE was slaughtered by LAURENTS OF ARABIA in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEAD was murdered by FERN'S MASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 2 was dealt death by LAURENTS OF ARABIA in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
HOT STUFF was defeated by ZOUM LA BOUSE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
451 DEGREES was bested by AREOPOLITE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
JASMIN devastated ARRAHE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
LIGHTER FLUID was defeated by LI KUI in a 3 minute melee.
HU YAN ZHUO vanquished GLON'S PITY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DISCO INFERNO vanquished JAZMINA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZHENG TIAN SHOU savagely defeated BANDOR'S SHAME in a 3 minute gruesome match.
DREYVON QUICKTOE beat FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 3 minute novice's fight.
MILO savagely defeated PROMOTED INTERN in a 4 minute bloody amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  15 -  2      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  16 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  16 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  16 -  2      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  23 -  4      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  21 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 286 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ZOUM LA BOUSE 4037         24  10  0  118 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
WALL OF STEEL    AREOPOLITE 4138            14  12  1   94 BLOOD AND GUTS! (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     JASMIN 4176                10   5  0   63 JADE WARRIORS (430)
BASHING ATTACK   HU YAN ZHUO 849             9   1  0   58 WAH CHING (146)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT STUFF 4136.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HOT STUFF 4136.  The ten other most popular fighters were AREOPOLITE 4138, 451 
DEGREES 2415, JASMIN 4176, HU YAN ZHUO 849, MILO 4252, ZOUM LA BOUSE 4037, LIGHTER 
FLUID 4170, ZHENG TIAN SHOU 853, DEAD 2 4251, and LI KUI 851.

The least popular fighter this week was PROMOTED INTERN 4253.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DREYVON QUICKTOE 4245, JAZMINA 3959, DEAD 4250, JOHN LEE 4227, 
GLON'S PITY 4033, ARRAHE 3955, SHI XIO 1030, BANDOR'S SHAME 4034, DISCO INFERNO 4193, 
and LI KUI 851.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHACKING WILLOW 3167 (53-20-1)         9  3  0         FLOWER GIRLS         
RAVISHING REDBUD 3197 (46-20-0)        1  3  0         FLOWER GIRLS         
LEO 3869 (20-6-0)                      0  3  0         DARQUE AGES          

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BRAIN TUMOR 2584 (31-16-0)             8  3  0         OTTO'S PARTS         
BRAIN TUMOUR 3502 (27-14-0)            3  3  0         OTTO'S PARTS         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANASTASIUS 3867 (7-2-2)                3  3  0         DARQUE AGES          
CHAMP CHUMP 4147 (10-2-0)              1  3  0         BLOOD AND GUTS!      
SOUTHPOINT 3492 (13-3-0)               1  3  0         OHIO                 
ONYX 2283 (14-10-0)                    0  3  0         DRAGONS GUARD II     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HU YAN ZHUO 849 (8-1-0)                0  3  0         WAH CHING            
LI KUI 851 (6-3-1)                     0  3  0         WAH CHING            
ZHENG TIAN SHOU 853 (3-6-1)            0  3  0         WAH CHING            

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166 (5-1-0)           2  3  0         OTTO'S PARTS         
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 (4-2-0)          2  3  0         OTTO'S PARTS         
JOHN LEE 4227 (3-1-0)                  1  3  0         WAH CHING            
SHI XIO 1030 (5-2-3)                   0  3  0         WAH CHING            

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STUBBED TOE 4205 (0-1-0)               5  3  0         OTTO'S PARTS         

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.