DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/09/2013 Duedate: 08/05/2013
FRATSFA ARENA
DM-52 TURN-311
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PETULANT PANSY
FLOWER GIRLS (189)
(52-4234) [14-3-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PETULANT PANSY POSITION IS EMPTY
FLOWER GIRLS (189)
(52-4234) [14-3-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SALINA REES ELLIS TATE
MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
(52-3546) [19-32-1,121] (52-4325) [5-6-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 55
2. MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 44BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
3. DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 27 Unchartered Team
4. FLOWER GIRLS (189) 8
5. JADE WARRIORS (430) 0 OF WOLF AND MAN (320)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 9 4 2
2/ 2 BASH BROS ROAD SIG (433) 20 9 0 69.0 2/ 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 7 3 1
3/ 3 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 623 382 20 62.0 3/ 3 BASH BROS ROAD SIG (433) 5 4 0
4/ 0 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 329 301 17 52.2 4/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 4 5 1
5/ 5 DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 98 99 12 49.7 5/ 0 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 3 2 1
6/ 4 WAH CHING (146) 80 83 8 49.1 6- 6 JADE WARRIORS (430) 2 3 0
7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 129 164 2 44.0 7/ 4 WAH CHING (146) 2 8 0
8- 7 JADE WARRIORS (430) 66 101 3 39.5 8- 7*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): ERRATA! (JE, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I know, I know, I'm too young for this. But I AM a pretty fine warrior. (And
good at a lot of other things, too. -wink-) I know how to get my way on and off the
arena floor. (giggle)
So, why don't you put your credit card on the line and challenge me? You know
where to find me. I am tricky and full of tricks. (another giggle) Right here on
the DM Throne or at The Flower Shoppe, I am ready for any and all. I excitedly await
your first thrust. (or mine)
Petulant Pansy, DMI
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for SALINA REES, who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing
HATEFUL HASTA like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. UNREADABLE was defeated by CRACKED KNUCKLE and
drops 16 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge
me'! PETULANT PANSY made a challenge against DARGON this week. Well, everybody's
pal PETULANT PANSY moved hers record to 14-3-0 by defeating DARGON in the
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 13 recognition points. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad DRAGONS GUARD II? Big bad
DRAGONS GUARD II. Big bad DRAGONS GUARD II. FRATSFA's afraid of the big bad DRAGONS
GUARD II. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch FLOWER GIRLS' act
in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from DRAGONS GUARD
II. Well just about everybody wants a piece of SALINA REES, who was this week's most
challenged warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and
hopefully T.P.s) and SALINA REES demonstrated that very violently on HATEFUL HASTA's
body. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with
you and see what happens.
Well, there's the manager of the FRATSFA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been fun, and
I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens,
I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PETULANT PANSY 4234 14 3 0 123 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SALINA REES 3546 19 32 1 121 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
CONFLICT 4274 13 3 0 102 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAT LIP 3791 14 16 0 88 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
DARGON 4264 14 8 0 87 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
HU YAN ZHUO 849 15 20 0 79 WAH CHING (146)
URSILA RILVAR 4105 12 15 1 78 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
WEI YAN 4257 11 14 1 69 WAH CHING (146)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIDDEN 4278 6 4 0 66 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
LEIA 4330 5 1 1 66 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
-VELVET ROSE 4255 12 9 0 65 JADE WARRIORS (430)
CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166 6 1 0 62 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUN QIAN 4256 11 14 1 56 WAH CHING (146)
GRAFFITI 4280 7 2 0 55 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
RUNNY NOSE 3877 8 11 0 53 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
UNREADABLE 4279 7 3 0 50 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOMBATTA 4286 6 2 1 50 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
-MOE SKEETO 4319 3 0 0 50 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELLIS TATE 4325 5 6 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
-YURISHIDO 4290 6 8 2 29 JADE WARRIORS (430)
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 4 3 0 29 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
STUBBED TOE 4205 1 1 1 25 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-POE 4335 2 1 0 22 JADE WARRIORS (430)
-HAUGHTY HOLLY 4329 2 0 0 21 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
SEARING SUNFLOWER 4339 1 0 0 13 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
-MAE LING 4334 2 1 0 8 JADE WARRIORS (430)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ABUSIVE ASTER 4337 1 1 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189 STUBBED TOE 4205 311
HATEFUL HASTA 4194 12 11 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189 SALINA REES 3546 311
DRISKEL 4331 0 4 0 JADE WARRIORS 430 BOMBATTA 4286 309
SEI BHAT PO 4295 8 7 0 WAH CHING 146 LEIA 4330 309
PERSONAL ADS
Conflict -- That felt really, really good for me. Thanks for sending me off to The
Isle with such great memories. -- Gloating Gardenia (feeling quite satisfied, thank
you)
Hu Yan Zhuo -- Well, one of us had to finish on top! That's what I like about a good
romp in the hay! -- Petulant Pansy, Duelmaster
Friendly Constable -- I did not mean to kill you! I am so sorry and sad. -- Abusive
Aster (who must have continued her abusive ways)
3-0-1 and a Duelmistress! See, solicitation pays. See y'all at The Flower Shoppe.
I have what you want. -- Lady Fern
Lady Fern -- Thanks for the invite. Liam's okay for a vampire. He made me his
publicist, can you believe that? As if. -- Lashing Lily, missing home
Davren -- No, that's not I, that would be Buddy Lee's team. -- Liam
Salina Rees -- I'll take losses like that if they means learns like that! Thanks. --
Unreadable
Wei Yan -- Looks like I'm entering that awkward stage when I'm too good to be an
adept, but not good enough to be a champion. -- Hidden
Another oh-fer turn! At least we didn't match with any of those decadent flowers. --
those who walk the Middle Way
Unreadable -- And not just the road sign. We--or Jorja--can't seem to read the
writing on the wall, either. -- Salina Rees
P.S. But you certainly read my skills.
Dargon -- Well, darn. A golem dragon guard. Not exactly what I was hoping for. And
NO skills for me! Stingy. -- Ursila Rilvar
Bombatta -- At least I made you work for that one. -- Ellis Tate
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PETULANT PANSY devastated DARGON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
HATEFUL HASTA was murdered by SALINA REES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HIDDEN lost to URSILA RILVAR in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HU YAN ZHUO slimly lost to FAT LIP in a exciting 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
CONFLICT devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
RUNNY NOSE was devastated by LEIA in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
WEI YAN won victory over GRAFFITI in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
UNREADABLE was defeated by CRACKED KNUCKLE in a 2 minute duel.
SUN QIAN lost to BOMBATTA in a popular 1 minute fight.
MASSIVE MIGRAINE was savagely defeated by ELLIS TATE in a popular 8 minute gory melee.
STUBBED TOE murdered ABUSIVE ASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SEARING SUNFLOWER handily defeated FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 19 - 4 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 11 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 18 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 1 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 311 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PETULANT PANSY 4234 14 3 0 123 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
AIMED BLOW DARGON 4264 14 8 0 87 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
WALL OF STEEL CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166 6 1 0 62 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
LUNGING ATTACK GRAFFITI 4280 7 2 0 55 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
BASHING ATTACK UNREADABLE 4279 7 3 0 50 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SALINA REES 3546. The most popular warrior this
turn was ELLIS TATE 4325. The ten other most popular fighters were FAT LIP 3791, HU
YAN ZHUO 849, CONFLICT 4274, SUN QIAN 4256, PETULANT PANSY 4234, SALINA REES 3546,
HIDDEN 4278, URSILA RILVAR 4105, UNREADABLE 4279, and WEI YAN 4257.
The least popular fighter this week was ABUSIVE ASTER 4337. The other ten least
popular fighters were MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167, HATEFUL HASTA 4194, RUNNY NOSE 3877,
DARGON 4264, SEARING SUNFLOWER 4339, STUBBED TOE 4205, CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166, GRAFFITI
4280, LEIA 4330, and BOMBATTA 4286.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014. It will be
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as
last year by popular request. Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center,
jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by
December 15 before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the
tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!