DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/06/2013 Duedate: 09/02/2013
FRATSFA ARENA
DM-52 TURN-312
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PETULANT PANSY
FLOWER GIRLS (189)
(52-4234) [15-3-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PETULANT PANSY MOE SKEETO
FLOWER GIRLS (189) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436)
(52-4234) [15-3-0,134] (52-4319) [3-1-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SALINA REES MOE SKEETO
MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436)
(52-3546) [19-33-1,93] (52-4319) [3-1-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 35
2. DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 24BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
3. FLOWER GIRLS (189) 21 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433) 20
5. WAH CHING (146) -4 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 8 4 0
2/ 2 BASH BROS ROAD SIG (433) 22 10 0 68.8 2/ 2 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 7 2 1
3/ 3 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 625 382 20 62.1 3/ 5 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 6 4 1
4/ 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 332 303 17 52.3 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 5 4 1
5/ 5 DRAGONS GUARD II (253) 101 100 12 50.2 5/ 3 BASH BROS ROAD SIG (433) 4 5 0
6/ 6 WAH CHING (146) 80 86 8 48.2 6/ 8*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436) 1 1 0
7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 130 166 2 43.9 7/ 7 WAH CHING (146) 1 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I will have only a very little to say as Duelmistress, but I do plan to drop a
bombshell. Oh, yeah. Yes, this is my 2nd Title. Yes, I think I am good. Good in
the arena, good in the sack. (or any other place you want to try it... giggle...)
Come and get me boys and girls. (Or reverse those verbs, if you know what I mean.
...wink...)
Did you know??? Crip and Lady Fern were rooming together at The Orlando Face!
They were! Disgusting old people!
Petulant Pansy, DMII
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in FRATSFA! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for MASSIVE MIGRAINE?
OTTO'S PARTS' proud of it after beating MOE SKEETO and getting 18 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! MOE SKEETO got smashed by MASSIVE MIGRAINE, and lost 12 points!
Like MIDDLE WAY 8's SALINA REES is sweating since she got Bloodfeuded by Duelmaster
PETULANT PANSY! This Duelmaster is like something else! PETULANT PANSY stopped
SALINA REES dead in hers tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said FRATSFA's Duelmaster
was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? OTTO'S PARTS was FRATSFA's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what BASH BROS ROAD SIGN's
been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from OTTO'S PARTS,
that's fer sher. Can MIDDLE WAY 8's SALINA REES be more popular than me? She was
challenged the most, but is that really the same?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. PETULANT PANSY really fought hard against
SALINA REES. That'll teach MIDDLE WAY 8 not to go and kill any of FLOWER GIRLS' guys
again, huh! Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PETULANT PANSY 4234 15 3 0 134 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONFLICT 4274 14 3 0 110 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
DARGON 4264 15 8 0 96 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
SALINA REES 3546 19 33 1 93 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FAT LIP 3791 14 17 0 84 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
URSILA RILVAR 4105 13 15 1 83 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
HU YAN ZHUO 849 15 21 0 80 WAH CHING (146)
HIDDEN 4278 7 4 0 79 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
LEIA 4330 6 1 1 77 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WEI YAN 4257 11 15 1 63 WAH CHING (146)
UNREADABLE 4279 8 3 0 63 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166 6 2 0 61 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
RUNNY NOSE 3877 9 11 0 60 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
SUN QIAN 4256 11 15 1 57 WAH CHING (146)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAFFITI 4280 7 3 0 49 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 5 3 0 47 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
BOMBATTA 4286 6 3 1 46 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
STUBBED TOE 4205 2 1 1 40 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
MOE SKEETO 4319 3 1 0 38 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (436)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEARING SUNFLOWER 4339 2 0 0 23 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
ELLIS TATE 4325 5 7 0 22 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAUGHTY HOLLY 4329 2 0 0 21 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ABUSIVE ASTER 4337 1 1 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189 STUBBED TOE 4205 311
HATEFUL HASTA 4194 12 11 1 FLOWER GIRLS 189 SALINA REES 3546 311 JUST REVENGED
DRISKEL 4331 0 4 0 JADE WARRIORS 430 BOMBATTA 4286 309
SEI BHAT PO 4295 8 7 0 WAH CHING 146 LEIA 4330 309
PERSONAL ADS
Crip? Who invited YOU back? You start with taking top points at 55? Then you let
Stubbed Toe kill my lovely Abusive Aster? How very Canadian of you! Just wait until
Clemson pounds those Orangemen this year! Humpf. -- Lady Fern
That, by the way, was a loving hello to good friend Crip who is a very supportive
customer at The Flower Shoppe. Big spender. (wink) -- Lady Fern
Stubbed Toe -- I was an 11-13-17-17-9-6-11 hosed damage, hosed initiative basher.
Don't listen to Lady Fern. You did her a favor. -- Dead and Done Abusive Aster
Now, now Dargon. You weren't expecting to go all the way with me, were you? --
Petulant Pansy
Friendly Constable -- Was I HOT? -- Searing Sunflower (feeling quite steamy and
sultry)
All -- May your wildest dreams come true. -- Lady Fern
Salina Rees -- It was my fault. I knew we shouldn't try that naughty stuff. (sigh)
-- Hateful Holly (R.I.P. 11-9-15-15-9-8-17 mode striker)
All -- The gods are not always on my side, especially business-wise, but I am down on
my knees praying daily for reasonable to goddess recruits. -- Lady Fern (who was
known to get down on her knees for other things earlier in her career) (wink)
Fratfa -- Didn't receive a newsletter with the turn results received in Orlando.
Therefore, very little to say this time around. Condolences to the Flower Girls and
their Abusive Aster. -- Crip, Mgr of Otto's Parts.
Ursila Rilvar -- Close fights every time, but you emerge victorious every time. --
Hidden
Wei Yan -- Good fight. -- Graffiti
Cracked Knuckle -- And you complete our humiliation with an 0-fer turn. I think
Assur wants to prints a personal ad that after editing will be. -- Unreadable
Flower Girls -- As an idle thought, how come you're all so bad-tempered? Why a
Petulant Pansy instead of a Purring Petunia? Why is the Gardenia gloating instead of
gleeful? -- Jorja
P.S. Why not an Angelic Aster instead of an abusive one?
Hateful Hasta -- I didn't intend to do that, but maybe, if you'd been more friendly
(a Happy Hasta?), it wouldn't have happened? -- Salina Rees
P.S. I thought it was Hosta?
Hidden -- I'm good at finding things. -- Ursila Rilvar
Massive Migraine -- I've had those, but not often, and I've always managed to defeat
them. Ha. -- Ellis Tate
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PETULANT PANSY devastated SALINA REES in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
FAT LIP was demolished by CONFLICT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HIDDEN vanquished WEI YAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
UNREADABLE overpowered SUN QIAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GRAFFITI was devastated by LEIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
STUBBED TOE devastated ELLIS TATE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
URSILA RILVAR viciously subdued CRACKED KNUCKLE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
HU YAN ZHUO was vanquished by DARGON in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
RUNNY NOSE savagely defeated BOMBATTA in a 2 minute gruesome match.
MOE SKEETO was beaten by MASSIVE MIGRAINE in a exciting 3 minute fight.
SEARING SUNFLOWER demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 19 - 4 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 20 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 1 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 312 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PETULANT PANSY 4234 15 3 0 134 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
AIMED BLOW DARGON 4264 15 8 0 96 DRAGONS GUARD II (253)
BASHING ATTACK UNREADABLE 4279 8 3 0 63 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
WALL OF STEEL CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166 6 2 0 61 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
LUNGING ATTACK GRAFFITI 4280 7 3 0 49 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (433)
TOTAL PARRY MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 5 3 0 47 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SALINA REES 3546. The most popular warrior this
turn was MOE SKEETO 4319. The ten other most popular fighters were URSILA RILVAR
4105, DARGON 4264, PETULANT PANSY 4234, HIDDEN 4278, LEIA 4330, CONFLICT 4274,
STUBBED TOE 4205, RUNNY NOSE 3877, SEARING SUNFLOWER 4339, and MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167.
The least popular fighter this week was BOMBATTA 4286. The other ten least popular
fighters were HU YAN ZHUO 849, ELLIS TATE 4325, SUN QIAN 4256, CRACKED KNUCKLE 4166,
GRAFFITI 4280, UNREADABLE 4279, WEI YAN 4257, FAT LIP 3791, SALINA REES 3546, and
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167.