DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/22/2015 Duedate: 01/18/2016
FRATSFA ARENA
DM-52 TURN-343
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IMTOOSEXY
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
(52-3759) [15-8-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IMTOOSEXY HERMIT CRONE
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) FOREST WARD (443)
(52-3759) [15-8-0,103] (52-4428) [2-0-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RUNNY NOSE IMTOOSEXY
OTTO'S PARTS (150) ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
(52-3877) [19-21-0,96] (52-3759) [15-8-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 42
2. FOREST WARD (443) 34 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
3. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 26 Unchartered Team
4. IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 0
5. WEATHER (440) 0 FOREST WARD (443)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 WEATHER (440) 37 25 1 59.7 1- 1 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 7 3 0
2/ 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 381 338 18 53.0 2/ 3 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 7 5 1
3/ 2 COURTS OF CHAOS (441) 20 18 2 52.6 3/ 2 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 6 6 0
4- 5 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 143 139 16 50.7 4- 4 WEATHER (440) 4 5 0
5/ 4 INCARNATIONS (281) 114 112 5 50.4 5/ 5 INCARNATIONS (281) 4 7 1
6/ 6 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 54 58 6 48.2 6/ 6 COURTS OF CHAOS (441) 3 8 0
7/ 0*FOREST WARD (443) 7 9 1 43.8 7/ 0*FOREST WARD (443) 2 3 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
FRATSFA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We
now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS now
holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Ya know, some days it doesn't
pay to walk out on the sands. MANDOR was beat by LACERATED TONGUE and drops 14
points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was OTTO'S
PARTS' RUNNY NOSE, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by BUSHSUCKSTOADIE.
Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? Big bad ISN'T IT OBVIOUS. Big bad ISN'T IT OBVIOUS.
FRATSFA's afraid of the big bad ISN'T IT OBVIOUS. Tra la la la la! And you guys
like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause OTTO'S PARTS beats feet every
time ISN'T IT OBVIOUS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if
challenges were votes, BROKEN HEART would be president. Although it may be a contest
it doesn't want to win. In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, SWAYVIL went
after SLAYINGDEISFUN, who was higher by 18 points. Well, when the dust settled,
SWAYVIL was put to death by SLAYINGDEISFUN.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! There's got to be more reason for the sending of GREEN MAN
to the Dark Arena than his record (2-1-0). Anybody got any ideas FOREST WARD? For
those of you who missed it, Death showed up, grabbed SWAYVIL by the ear and took him
away to a place where he won't need a coat. Yesterday I talked to the WEATHER's
manager and BUSHSUCKSTOADIE, slayer of SNOW. The manager: 'I think I can, I think I
can'. BUSHSUCKSTOADIE: 'I already did'. Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the FRATSFA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMTOOSEXY 3759 15 8 0 103 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MALICE 3447 14 7 0 111 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-TEMPER 3373 19 10 0 99 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
RUNNY NOSE 3877 19 21 0 96 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
-WARRIOR X 1945 11 4 1 92 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 19 9 0 90 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 9 8 2 66 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
-SLEET 4392 9 3 0 64 WEATHER (440)
-ARMSMAN 4372 6 0 0 58 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-FOG 4390 8 4 0 57 WEATHER (440)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAIN 4391 7 5 1 52 WEATHER (440)
MERLIN 4401 9 4 0 43 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LACERATED TONGUE 4373 3 6 0 33 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
-VICAR GENERAL 3474 7 10 1 32 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-MIST 4389 6 6 0 30 WEATHER (440)
BROKEN HEART 4375 3 4 0 29 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
HERMIT CRONE 4428 2 0 0 25 FOREST WARD (443)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLUB FOOT 4435 2 0 0 22 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
NIOBE 4430 2 2 0 19 INCARNATIONS (281)
MANDOR 4429 3 3 1 15 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
EMERALD FORESTER 4426 1 1 1 15 FOREST WARD (443)
STEP-UP!! 3627 2 3 0 11 INCARNATIONS (281)
ANUBIS 4436 1 1 1 5 INCARNATIONS (281)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAIL 4433 0 1 0 1 WEATHER (440)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SWAYVIL 4400 6 5 1 COURTS OF CHAOS 441 SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 343
DON BARLEYCORN 4427 1 1 0 FOREST WARD 443 HIGH ELF 343 NONE
GREEN MAN 4416 2 1 0 FOREST WARD 443 ARENAMASTER LATH 343 NONE
TREE ANEMONE 4415 1 2 0 FOREST WARD 443 THE PINK JESTER 343 NONE
ZANE 4431 2 2 0 INCARNATIONS 281 EMERALD FORESTER 4426 343
DA1 4445 0 1 0 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS 382 TALLEYRAND 343 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
For your Yuletide bloodletting pleasure, sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland."
Slay bells ring, are ya listenin'?
Beneath the moon, blood is glistenin'!
A grisly sight, we're happy tonight,
Watchin' all the Dark Arena fights!
In the daytime we can catch the action,
as the Duelmaster defends his crown!
All the criticals and bloody drama,
and if you're nasty you can challenge down!
Later on, by tavern fire,
managers, they'll conspire,
to face unafraid, the challenges made,
Duelin' in that Alastari land!
Wishing all good D2 managers a Happy Holidays!
-- Stik and Grim Fandango of Sunset
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GREEN MAN was butchered by ARENAMASTER LATHRON in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TREE ANEMONE was viciously butchered by THE PINK JESTER in a 4 minute battle.
DON BARLEYCORN was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was butchered by TALLEYRAND in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWAYVIL was assassinated by SLAYINGDEISFUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LACERATED TONGUE vanquished MANDOR in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
CLUB FOOT devastated ANUBIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BUSHSUCKSTOADIE handily defeated RUNNY NOSE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IMTOOSEXY viciously subdued MASSIVE MIGRAINE in a 3 minute veteran's Title duel.
MERLIN defeated BROKEN HEART in a 2 minute brutal fight.
STEP-UP!! was handily defeated by HERMIT CRONE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
EMERALD FORESTER killed ZANE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
NIOBE handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 11 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 18 - 10 - 3 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
Turn 343 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW IMTOOSEXY 3759 15 8 0 103 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
TOTAL PARRY MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 19 9 0 90 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
SLASHING ATTACK SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 9 8 2 66 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
WALL OF STEEL MERLIN 4401 9 4 0 43 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUNNY NOSE 3877. The most popular warrior this turn
was IMTOOSEXY 3759. The ten other most popular fighters were LACERATED TONGUE 4373,
HERMIT CRONE 4428, SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818, ZANE 4431, TREE ANEMONE 4415, CLUB FOOT 4435,
MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167, MERLIN 4401, BROKEN HEART 4375, and DA1 4445.
The least popular fighter this week was RUNNY NOSE 3877. The other ten least popular
fighters were SWAYVIL 4400, DON BARLEYCORN 4427, GREEN MAN 4416, NIOBE 4430, EMERALD
FORESTER 4426, STEP-UP!! 3627, ANUBIS 4436, MANDOR 4429, DA1 4445, and BROKEN HEART
4375.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BUSHSUCKSTOADIE (52-3757) ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)