DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/16/2016 Duedate: 03/14/2016
FRATSFA ARENA
DM-52 TURN-345
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WARRIOR X
IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-1945) [11-5-1,86]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WARRIOR X POSITION IS EMPTY
IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-1945) [11-5-1,86]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SLAYINGDEISFUN SLAYINGDEISFUN
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
(52-3818) [10-9-2,66] (52-3818) [10-9-2,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 57
2. INCARNATIONS (281) 20 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. COURTS OF CHAOS (441) 6 Unchartered Team
4. FOREST WARD (443) 0
5. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 0 FUNNY ANIMALS (207)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 381 338 18 53.0 1/ 1 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 8 3 1
2/ 4 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 143 140 16 50.5 2- 5*FOREST WARD (443) 4 3 1
3/ 5 INCARNATIONS (281) 117 116 6 50.2 3/ 6 INCARNATIONS (281) 4 7 1
4/ 3 COURTS OF CHAOS (441) 23 23 3 50.0 4/ 2 COURTS OF CHAOS (441) 4 7 1
5- 6*FOREST WARD (443) 9 9 1 50.0 5- 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 2 3 0
6/ 7 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382) 59 60 6 49.6 6/ 4 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. FRATSFA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. The guys at FOREST
WARD like really pulled together to get a 0-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3. MVP award
for NIOBE? INCARNATIONS' proud of him after beating CULT MEMBER and getting 16
points. Talk about yer major upsets! MERLIN's match with SLAYINGDEISFUN cost him a
loss of 10 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think
IMTOOSEXY should let WARRIOR X be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS was the most avoided team. Is a 59-60-6 record
really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why IRON CATHEDRAL's been avoiding
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WARRIOR X 1945 11 5 1 86 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MALICE 3447 14 7 0 111 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-TEMPER 3373 19 10 0 99 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-RUNNY NOSE 3877 19 21 0 96 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MASSIVE MIGRAINE 4167 19 9 0 90 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 10 9 2 66 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
-ARMSMAN 4372 6 0 0 58 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MERLIN 4401 10 5 0 52 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LACERATED TONGUE 4373 3 6 0 33 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
-VICAR GENERAL 3474 7 10 1 32 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
-HERMIT CRONE 4428 3 0 0 32 FOREST WARD (443)
-BROKEN HEART 4375 3 4 0 29 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
NIOBE 4430 3 3 1 28 INCARNATIONS (281)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EMERALD FORESTER 4426 2 1 1 23 FOREST WARD (443)
STEP-UP!! 3627 3 4 0 22 INCARNATIONS (281)
-CLUB FOOT 4435 2 0 0 22 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
RHANDA 4457 1 0 0 14 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
PAINMEANSNOTHIN 4451 1 0 0 14 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
WESLAYFORFUN 4446 1 0 0 11 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
ANUBIS 4436 2 2 1 9 INCARNATIONS (281)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 0 0 0 NIOBE 4430 345 NONE
BLOODY EDDIE 4450 1 1 1 COURTS OF CHAOS 441 SARKOZY 345 NONE
DAN MARTINEZ 4456 0 1 0 COURTS OF CHAOS 441 DARK CHAMPION 345 NONE
SWAYVIL 4400 6 5 1 COURTS OF CHAOS 441 SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 343 REVENGED
ZANE 4431 2 2 0 INCARNATIONS 281 EMERALD FORESTER 4426 343
IDONTFIGHTFAIR 4452 0 1 0 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS 382 STONE GOLEM 345 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLOODY EDDIE was butchered by SARKOZY in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
IDONTFIGHTFAIR was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DAN MARTINEZ was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
IMTOOSEXY overpowered WARRIOR X in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MERLIN was viciously subdued by SLAYINGDEISFUN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
STEP-UP!! bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
NIOBE assassinated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ANUBIS was bested by RHANDA in a 2 minute novice's competition.
WESLAYFORFUN overcame POLITE BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
PAINMEANSNOTHIN won victory over TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 4 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 11 - 3 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 2 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 345 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WARRIOR X 1945 11 5 1 86 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
SLASHING ATTACK SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818 10 9 2 66 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
WALL OF STEEL MERLIN 4401 10 5 0 52 COURTS OF CHAOS (441)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818. The most popular warrior this
turn was SLAYINGDEISFUN 3818. The ten other most popular fighters were ANUBIS 4436,
IDONTFIGHTFAIR 4452, STEP-UP!! 3627, WESLAYFORFUN 4446, NIOBE 4430, MERLIN 4401,
RHANDA 4457, BLOODY EDDIE 4450, DAN MARTINEZ 4456, and WARRIOR X 1945.
The least popular fighter this week was PAINMEANSNOTHIN 4451. The other ten least
popular fighters were WARRIOR X 1945, DAN MARTINEZ 4456, BLOODY EDDIE 4450, RHANDA
4457, MERLIN 4401, NIOBE 4430, WESLAYFORFUN 4446, STEP-UP!! 3627, IDONTFIGHTFAIR
4452, and ANUBIS 4436.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
IMTOOSEXY (52-3759) ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (382)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE BLACK FOX 1169 (86-70-3) 2 3 0 IRON CATHEDRAL
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THE ROCK 4310 (3-0-2) 3 3 0 DEAD WORLD BLADES 14
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FOG 3111 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 ELEMENTAL FORCE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HATHOR 4437 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 INCARNATIONS
DIRT COVERED 4396 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN
WESLAYFORFUN 4446 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI