DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/18/2021 Duedate: 06/14/2021
FRATSFA ARENA
DM-52 TURN-412
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SHACKLED PRIEST
IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-4464) [24-22-2,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SHACKLED PRIEST POSITION IS EMPTY
IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-4464) [24-22-2,103]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TONIO SALAGAZA TENNESSE SMITH
MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
(52-4362) [19-27-0,95] (52-4411) [13-20-1,69]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INCARNATIONS (281) 43
2. OTTO'S PARTS (150) 33 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
3. IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 21 Unchartered Team
4. CYGNUS (446) 18
5. FLOWER GIRLS (189) 11 ADEPTA SORORITAS (451)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 670 408 24 62.2 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 9 6 0
2/ 2 CYGNUS (446) 35 29 0 54.7 2/ 4 INCARNATIONS (281) 8 1 1
3/ 3 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) 82 70 5 53.9 3/ 2 SILVER KNIGHTS (361) 7 3 0
4/ 5 INCARNATIONS (281) 234 200 14 53.9 4- 3 ASSASSIN NATION (186) 5 5 1
5/ 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 453 389 24 53.8 5/ 6 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 5 9 0
6/ 6 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 264 241 22 52.3 6/ 8 FLOWER GIRLS (189) 3 4 0
7- 7 ASSASSIN NATION (186) 225 240 34 48.4 7/ 7 CYGNUS (446) 2 3 0
8/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 220 292 3 43.0 8/ 5 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 2 8 0
9/ 8*ADEPTA SORORITAS (451) 6 9 1 40.0 9/ 9*ADEPTA SORORITAS (451) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
You're not supposed to PARRY with your hip, Dislocated Hip. Or with your face; I once
knew a guy who did that. His face was a mess. *I* did not call you "child." That
was the arena steward. They've got nerve to burn in the words they put in our mouths.
-- Tonio Salagaza
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Practice pays for SOKAR, who pummelled THE
HONEST MERCHANT, to pocket 19 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, M.
CHARDINEE was winsome, after beating SER VON DARKMOOR and seeing him lose 14 points.
The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as SHACKLED PRIEST faced FRATSFA's
Duelmaster. In FRATSFA, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a
new Duelmaster, SHACKLED PRIEST. Word has it one team in FRATSFA is taking speech
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of INCARNATIONS should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The warriors of
INCARNATIONS found their efforts at combat frustrated as IRON CATHEDRAL apparently
had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes,
and LORD DAVOS is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't SILVER KNIGHTS
proud! SISTER STEEL challenged BA'AL! Who says IRON CATHEDRAL are just a bunch of
wimps! SISTER STEEL of IRON CATHEDRAL kept hers wits as she lost to BA'AL.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in FRATSFA would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid FRATSFA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHACKLED PRIEST 4464 24 22 2 103 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VERN WULF 4567 16 14 0 100 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
TONIO SALAGAZA 4362 19 27 0 95 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
BA'AL 4532 11 6 0 92 INCARNATIONS (281)
-DISLOCATED HIP 4479 16 6 0 91 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SER ILYN PAYNE 3573 15 16 2 90 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
DEADLY DAISY 4341 14 3 0 84 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
SER GALAD 3714 16 7 0 77 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
LORD DAVOS 3577 17 13 0 74 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
SISTER STEEL 4562 16 17 1 73 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
SER VON DARKMOOR 3697 13 11 1 71 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
-SEARING SUNFLOWER 4339 11 7 1 70 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
-TEMPEST 3770 15 11 1 69 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
TENNESSE SMITH 4411 13 20 1 69 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BANDED ACOLYTE 4582 11 8 1 66 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
KAPPA CYGNI 4469 15 16 0 61 CYGNUS (446)
-FURY 3944 7 3 1 61 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
MAIDEN ALLOY 4579 6 12 0 59 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XAVIER YANG 4568 12 18 0 54 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
SER ALAIN STRONHAND 3747 9 9 2 54 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
-HOT HONEYSUCKLE 4352 6 1 0 54 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
DENEB 4607 5 1 0 50 CYGNUS (446)
FERNY ROSS 4578 11 14 0 47 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOKAR 4590 4 0 1 47 INCARNATIONS (281)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TWO HANDS 4529 7 12 0 33 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
GRANNUS 4592 3 0 0 32 INCARNATIONS (281)
-DECEIT 4598 6 4 0 29 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
-TANITH 4594 2 0 0 27 INCARNATIONS (281)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AMAUNET 4574 3 1 0 21 INCARNATIONS (281)
-PENITENT ENGINE 4612 1 0 0 21 ADEPTA SORORITAS (451)
-ST. PRAXEDES 4615 1 1 1 19 ADEPTA SORORITAS (451)
-OUTRAGE 4621 2 0 1 18 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
ABLUTION 4620 1 1 0 14 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
DEAF EAR 4629 1 0 0 14 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
-EPHRAEL STERN 4613 2 0 0 12 ADEPTA SORORITAS (451)
MENACING MIMOSA 4605 1 4 1 8 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
DENTAL IMPLANT 4601 0 1 0 7 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
PERNICIOUS POPPY 4609 1 1 0 6 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
-FEROCITY 4628 0 1 0 1 ASSASSIN NATION (186)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRAG 4611 2 3 0 ADEPTA SORORITAS 451 HIGH ELF 412 NONE
HERETIC 2 4631 0 1 0 ADEPTA SORORITAS 451 STONE GOLEM 412 NONE
OBLIVION 4619 0 1 0 ASSASSIN NATION 186 MENACING MIMOSA 4605 409 REVENGED
VEXATION 4599 2 3 1 ASSASSIN NATION 186 ST. PRAXEDES 4615 408 REVENGED
BRUISED BUTTCHEE 4610 2 2 0 OTTO'S PARTS 150 OUTRAGE 4621 411
CANCER CELL 12 4630 0 1 0 OTTO'S PARTS 150 DARK CHAMPION 412 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Tonio, champion! Again! Let us help you celebrate, Big Man. -- Lady Fern, Flower Girls
Vern Wulf, you read me the riot act, smacked me up side the head, and made me say
"uncle". And I liked it! -- Searing sunflower
Tempest, tsk, tsk. I wanted it to go on longer. why so quick? -- Deadly Daisy
Buy flowers. Find a friendly available Flower Girl. Bring gold. Have fun. -- Lady Fern
Searing Sunflower -- So bright! I could hardly stand it. Sorry, I didn't mean to hit
you. I don't like hitting women. -- Vern Wulf
Maiden Alloy -- Jorja never loses sleep over gladiators. She's got a grand master
rating in sleep. -- Xavier Yan
Two Hands -- Sorry I went for them. It seemed like the right thing to do. -- Ferny
Ross
Lord Davos -- I need to do wind sprints. I should have lasted better. -- Tennessee
Smith
Lady Fern and Searing Sunflower -- My column is not the only thing standing out at
that invitation. I might just take you up on it. -- Tonio Salagaza
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FRAG was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HERETIC 2 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
CANCER CELL 12 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SHACKLED PRIEST viciously subdued TONIO SALAGAZA in a 3 minute Challenge Title brawl.
SISTER STEEL was subdued by BA'AL in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
DEADLY DAISY outlasted LORD DAVOS in a 27 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
MAIDEN ALLOY was savagely defeated by TENNESSE SMITH in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
ABLUTION was viciously subdued by AMAUNET in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SER ILYN PAYNE lost to VERN WULF in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
SER VON DARKMOOR was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute gory one-sided melee.
SER GALAD subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
KAPPA CYGNI was devastated by BANDED ACOLYTE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SER ALAIN STRONHAND savagely defeated XAVIER YANG in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
FERNY ROSS was savagely defeated by DENEB in a 2 minute gory duel.
TWO HANDS slimly lost to GRANNUS in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
SOKAR devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PERNICIOUS POPPY defeated DENTAL IMPLANT in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
MENACING MIMOSA was overpowered by DEAF EAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 0 - 2 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 6 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 36 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 18 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 412 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL SHACKLED PRIEST 4464 24 22 2 103 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
STRIKING ATTACK VERN WULF 4567 16 14 0 100 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
AIMED BLOW BA'AL 4532 11 6 0 92 INCARNATIONS (281)
TOTAL PARRY DEADLY DAISY 4341 14 3 0 84 FLOWER GIRLS (189)
LUNGING ATTACK SER VON DARKMOOR 3697 13 11 1 71 SILVER KNIGHTS (361)
PARRY-LUNGE BANDED ACOLYTE 4582 11 8 1 66 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
BASHING ATTACK SOKAR 4590 4 0 1 47 INCARNATIONS (281)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TONIO SALAGAZA 4362. The most popular warrior this
turn was TENNESSE SMITH 4411. The ten other most popular fighters were MAIDEN ALLOY
4579, TONIO SALAGAZA 4362, GRANNUS 4592, SER VON DARKMOOR 3697, SER GALAD 3714, DENEB
4607, CANCER CELL 12 4630, DENTAL IMPLANT 4601, SHACKLED PRIEST 4464, and BA'AL 4532.
The least popular fighter this week was LORD DAVOS 3577. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEADLY DAISY 4341, HERETIC 2 4631, MENACING MIMOSA 4605, ABLUTION 4620,
FRAG 4611, KAPPA CYGNI 4469, SER ILYN PAYNE 3573, DEAF EAR 4629, PERNICIOUS POPPY
4609, and SOKAR 4590.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.