DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/17/2026 Duedate: 04/13/2026
FRATSFA ARENA
DM 52 TURN 475
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CABRON
THE BARRIO (464)
(52-4742) [13-1-1,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CABRON POSITION IS EMPTY
THE BARRIO (464)
(52-4742) [13-1-1,122]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
OHIO JONES RELIQUARY
MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
(52-4701) [18-20-0,74] (52-4801) [2-2-1,17]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 30
2. THE BARRIO (464) 15 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
3. MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 2 Unchartered Team
4. IRON CATHEDRAL (159) -7
0 (16)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*COOKIES (426) 5 2 0 71.4 1/ 1 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 7 7 0
2/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 454 339 28 57.3 2/ 4 THE BARRIO (464) 6 0 0
3/ 3 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463) 42 37 3 53.2 3- 3 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 6 4 0
4/ 5 THE BARRIO (464) 31 28 1 52.5 4/ 2 IRON CATHEDRAL (159) 6 5 1
5- 4 OTTO'S PARTS (150) 511 487 27 51.2 5- 5*COOKIES (426) 1 0 0
6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 329 467 3 41.3 6/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for FRATSFA. MVP award for LAVEAU ROYALE?
TEABAG@NOLA 23.1's proud of her after beating COBALT SAINT and getting 17 points.
Talk about yer major upsets! COBALT SAINT's match with LAVEAU ROYALE cost him a loss
of 15 points! This Duelmaster is like something else! CABRON stopped LUKE'S dead in
its tracks! Who was the wiseguy that said FRATSFA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks
at The Victory Tavern? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of IRON CATHEDRAL
must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something
that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are TEABAG@NOLA 23.1? IRON CATHEDRAL,
an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can
MIDDLE WAY 8's TARGET DUMMY be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but
is that really the same?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All FRATSFA ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to
hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CABRON 4742 13 1 1 122 THE BARRIO (464)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DENTAL IMPLANT 4601 12 23 0 91 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FATTY LIVER 4651 13 16 0 90 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
LUKE'S 4770 13 4 1 83 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
ICE UNICYCLE 4734 17 10 1 80 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
-PINCHED NERVE 4747 8 5 1 80 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
-TWO HANDS 4529 10 45 1 76 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
OHIO JONES 4701 18 20 0 74 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HURRICANE 4798 6 1 1 62 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
-SNICKERDOODLES 4124 5 1 0 61 COOKIES (426)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HANGNAIL 4748 9 4 0 55 OTTO'S PARTS (150)
TARGET DUMMY 4702 7 30 0 51 MIDDLE WAY 8 (351)
LAVEAU ROYALE 4797 4 0 0 43 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COBALT SAINT 4795 5 5 0 22 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
RELIQUARY 4801 2 2 1 17 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
BRONZE SAINT 4799 3 3 1 15 IRON CATHEDRAL (159)
VOODOO CHICKEN 4806 0 2 0 2 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRIENDLY CONSTAB 0 0 0 BRONZE SAINT 4799 475 NONE
OATHBINDER 4794 4 2 1 IRON CATHEDRAL 159 LUKE'S 4770 471 REVENGED
BANANAS FOSTER 4796 2 2 0 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 463 RELIQUARY 4801 472 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Brother Tungsten -- Well, I tried. Congrats on your graduation and good riddance. --
Luke's
Bronze Saint -- THIS is how new warriors are greeted in Fratsfa ? -- Voodoo Chicken
Reliquary -- As the Voodoo Queen of NOLA, I was excited to find out what you
contained. Turns out, nothing. Such a disappointment. -- Madame Laveau
Fatty Liver -- Did you have to knock me all the way out of Challenger Champs? These
last few political points are taking FOREVER! -- Ice Unicycle
Target Dummy -- No one can blame you for lack of truth in advertising. -- Hurricane
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HURRICANE devastated TARGET DUMMY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
LAVEAU ROYALE demolished COBALT SAINT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VOODOO CHICKEN was defeated by RELIQUARY in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
CABRON overpowered LUKE'S in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LA CHINGADERA devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory uneven brawl.
ICE UNICYCLE viciously subdued OHIO JONES in a 2 minute bloody master's match.
BRONZE SAINT narrowly killed FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a dull 5 minute gruesome melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 12 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 475 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CABRON 4742 13 1 1 122 THE BARRIO (464)
PARRY-STRIKE LUKE'S 4770 13 4 1 83 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
WALL OF STEEL ICE UNICYCLE 4734 17 10 1 80 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
AIMED BLOW HURRICANE 4798 6 1 1 62 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
LUNGING ATTACK LAVEAU ROYALE 4797 4 0 0 43 TEABAG@NOLA 23.1 (463)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OHIO JONES 4701. The most popular warrior this turn
was RELIQUARY 4801. The ten other most popular fighters were ICE UNICYCLE 4734,
HURRICANE 4798, CABRON 4742, OHIO JONES 4701, LAVEAU ROYALE 4797, TARGET DUMMY 4702,
VOODOO CHICKEN 4806, COBALT SAINT 4795, LUKE'S 4770, and BRONZE SAINT 4799.
The least popular fighter this week was BRONZE SAINT 4799. The other ten least
popular fighters were LUKE'S 4770, COBALT SAINT 4795, VOODOO CHICKEN 4806, TARGET
DUMMY 4702, LAVEAU ROYALE 4797, OHIO JONES 4701, CABRON 4742, HURRICANE 4798, ICE
UNICYCLE 4734, and RELIQUARY 4801.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LA CHINGADERA (52-4741) THE BARRIO (464)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes