DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER Date : 05/09/2003 Duedate: 06/05/2003 TROCAR ARENA DM-54 TURN-168 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SEX ON THE BEACH INDULGENT DRINKS (256) (54-2435) [15-4-2,134] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SEX ON THE BEACH SVEN DUMUSC INDULGENT DRINKS (256) BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) (54-2435) [15-4-2,134] (54-2612) [1-0-0,10] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite SAGINDAN TIA TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) KAT'S MEOW II (275) (54-2413) [19-17-1,92] (54-2607) [0-1-0,1] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. RUNNING AMOK (238) 42 2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 26 ELDRITCH FURY (268) 3. INDULGENT DRINKS (256) 26 Unchartered Team 4. BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) 23 5. ELDRITCH FURY (268) 22 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 ELDRITCH FURY (268) 40 21 3 65.6 1/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 11 4 0 2/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 122 67 3 64.6 2/ 2 RUNNING AMOK (238) 9 6 1 3/ 0*BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) 3 2 0 60.0 3/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 4 1 0 4/ 2 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) 49 35 3 58.3 4/ 3 ELDRITCH FURY (268) 4 2 1 5/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 94 86 6 52.2 5/ 4 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) 4 4 2 6/ 4 RUNNING AMOK (238) 49 46 7 51.6 6- 5 THE ABYSMALS (270) 4 5 3 7/ 0*FUSED SAIYANS (272) 1 1 0 50.0 7/ 0*BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) 3 2 0 8- 5 THE ABYSMALS (270) 25 36 4 41.0 8/ 0*FUSED SAIYANS (272) 1 1 0 9/ 0*KAT'S MEOW II (275) 1 4 0 20.0 9/ 0*PLAGUES (273) 1 4 0 10/ 0*PLAGUES (273) 1 4 0 20.0 10/ 0*KAT'S MEOW II (275) 1 4 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 468): CIARAN of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 353): SABLE of HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 473): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 470): SUPER CHE of DOGS OF WAR (Sun Tsu, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 468): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 472): RED FUSION of IT'S NEW! (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 469): PERSEVERANCE of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 464): SULTAN of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 455): MR TACO WORKS of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 454): CARNIVOROUS CANARY of CARNAGE CANARIES (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 428): ABATIS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 419): TIGER SPLASH of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 181): EGAN FORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): PORK CHOP JUKEBOX of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 354): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 167): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 155): ARMSTRONG of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 304): LHI of SUPERIOR DOA (Poison Ivy, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 132): JARRAC of FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 347): ONE MAN ARMY of ROOKIE ARMADA from CIMMERIAC (Doc Steele, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 468): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 353): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 473): ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 470): DOGS OF WAR (Sun Tsu, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 468): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Adela Chu, team captain) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 472): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 469): none DM 10 KOLACT (turn 464): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 455): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 454): CARNAGE CANARIES (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 428): IRON TIGERS (Jinx, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 419): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 181): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 354): SORROW'S HARVEST (?, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 167): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 155): KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Unforgiven, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 304): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 132): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 347): ROOKIE ARMADA, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 468): NEVERMORE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (The Mun, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 472): PEGASUS of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 468): NEWKIRK of HOGAN'S HEROES (Postmaster, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 463): QUID PRO QUO of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 455): MR TACO WORKS of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DUCK RUBBER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) BOX-SCITE of ROCK-ETTS (Pie-Rite, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 419): VELOXI of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.) (turn 418): FOREVER MAN of SANDS OF TIME (The Muffin Man, mgr.) TAMRISSA of BLENDING ENTHRONED (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 180): ROB A. REE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 406): PORK CHOP JUKEBOX of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 353): F-BLACKSHADOW of F-LLOD BLADES ( SACRIFICE of MIGHTY MORALS ( DM 59 ILLIS (turn 155): ARMSTRONG of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) MINDBENDER of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 304): PINK HEART of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.) (turn 303): KERMIT of THE MUPPETS (Jim, mgr.) SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in TROCAR! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Did you see BUTZBERG 'CROSS out on the sands? Their first try at fighting got them a 3-2-0, but I think they've got real promise. MVP award for A.O. HELL? USELESS TOOLS' proud of it after beating IRON TALON and getting 22 points. Talk about yer big time losers! MICROSOFT got smashed by SAGINDAN, and lost 3 points! Like TRADERS OF TROCAR's WIMPIA is sweating since she got challenged by Duelmaster SEX ON THE BEACH! This Duelmaster is like something else! SEX ON THE BEACH stopped WIMPIA dead in hers tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? THE ABYSMALS was the most avoided team. Is a 25-36-4 record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are RUNNING AMOK? THE ABYSMALS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Like, who is this guy??? TARRASQUE gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles CAPTIVE RIRORNI, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet ELDRITCH FURY manager is surprised! What a bummer! WIMPIA got wasted by SEX ON THE BEACH! But with a 19-17-0, I guess TRADERS OF TROCAR aren't too bummed. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I gotta leave. TROCAR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SEX ON THE BEACH 2435 15 4 2 134 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JOEY ABEQ 2453 17 10 1 101 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) SAGINDAN 2413 19 17 1 92 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CERISA 2414 16 20 1 88 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2478 10 7 1 87 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) MICROSOFT 2483 6 4 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219) -GRUUMSH 2545 7 5 0 74 ELDRITCH FURY (268) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MS. S.C.U.M. 2544 10 1 0 65 ELDRITCH FURY (268) RAVEN CLAW 2461 6 6 1 59 RUNNING AMOK (238) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DEMIMONDE 2561 6 5 2 54 THE ABYSMALS (270) TARRASQUE 2543 7 6 3 53 ELDRITCH FURY (268) RUBBER BULLET 2503 7 1 0 53 USELESS TOOLS (219) -NIGHTSONG 2546 9 3 0 48 ELDRITCH FURY (268) SILVERBOLT 2554 4 0 0 48 RUNNING AMOK (238) -WEE JAS 2548 7 5 0 46 ELDRITCH FURY (268) A.O. HELL 2523 4 1 0 46 USELESS TOOLS (219) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IRON TALON 2460 10 11 0 45 RUNNING AMOK (238) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FIREFLASH 2459 4 5 2 30 RUNNING AMOK (238) -ARABESQUE 2557 5 10 2 27 THE ABYSMALS (270) -BASTINADO 2563 5 9 0 24 THE ABYSMALS (270) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NO-STICK TAPE 2541 3 0 0 23 USELESS TOOLS (219) MOUSETRAP 2521 3 2 1 17 USELESS TOOLS (219) DAROSHTAN 2602 2 0 0 12 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) FIREBOLT 2603 1 0 0 11 RUNNING AMOK (238) SVEN DUMUSC 2612 1 0 0 10 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) -RED EYE 2542 2 3 0 9 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) FLUKIGER 2610 1 0 0 6 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) GOTAN 2588 1 0 0 5 FUSED SAIYANS (272) SAM 2606 1 0 0 5 KAT'S MEOW II (275) LAWYER 2595 1 0 0 5 PLAGUES (273) URS BOLLINGER 2609 1 0 0 5 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) LOCUST 2594 0 1 0 5 PLAGUES (273) -THUNDERBIRD 2555 0 2 0 2 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) TIA 2607 0 1 0 1 KAT'S MEOW II (275) BIFF 2604 0 1 0 1 KAT'S MEOW II (275) NAPPITZ 2590 0 1 0 1 FUSED SAIYANS (272) -HAUBERK 2564 0 1 0 1 THE ABYSMALS (270) BALZ WEBER 2611 0 1 0 1 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) KILLER BEE 2596 0 1 0 1 PLAGUES (273) BRI 2605 0 1 0 1 KAT'S MEOW II (275) IN-LAWS 2593 0 1 0 1 PLAGUES (273) RETO GUT 2613 0 1 0 1 BUTZBERG 'CROSS (276) FIREANT 2592 0 1 0 1 PLAGUES (273) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? GEIRSKOGUL 2558 1 3 0 THE ABYSMALS 270 FIREFLASH 2459 167 CAPTIVE RIRORNI 24 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 TARRASQUE 2543 168 NONE BOILERMAKER 2437 7 6 0 INDULGENT DRINKS 256 LUGARD 2410 164 REVENGED FUZZY NAVEL 2438 11 3 0 INDULGENT DRINKS 256 JOEY ABEQ 2453 165 REVENGED MAGS 2608 0 1 0 KAT'S MEOW II 275 CONJURED DEMON 26 168 NONE FIRESTAR 2495 5 4 2 RUNNING AMOK 238 DEMIMONDE 2561 167 WIMPIA 2411 19 17 0 TRADERS OF TROCAR 252 SEX ON THE BEACH 2435 168 LUGARD 2410 15 19 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR 252 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2478 166 JUST REV PERSONAL ADS Slippery Nipple -- How COULD you kill Lugard??! -- Iron Talon (mad with grief) The Abysmals -- Hmmm...is it still necessary to bloodfeud since we're even (albeit unintentionally)? --THawk Jinda -- Would you believe both? Okay, I'll settle for the letter. No worries, I know you are busy pondering new food-stuffs and the like. I look forward to your erudite reply. -- Shadowmere Wimpia -- I'm not sure but I believe I'll need counseling after your comments. (sniff) I've not tripped over any bodies in at least two years! (sniff, sniff) I have to drink my breakfast, lunch and dinner because I keep getting beat up and robbed on my way to work. (sniff, sniff, sniff) And the last blonde who led me astray led me straight to some medication the healer says I've got to take four times a day! (sniff) Got a hankie? -- Gruumsh All -- My attendance may be a bit sporadic as I'm taking a moment to reorganize my stables. I'm not ignoring DM-54 at all. I'm just trying to up the competition. -- Shadowmere Jinda -- How about I tempt you with a peanut butter banana, chocolate, macadamia nut milk shake? Would that help you find my letter? -- Shadowmere Trocar Trouncers -- Fish Hammerz should be arriving in your arena next cycle. While you are waiting you should have your hands full with some of the Vendetta Cartel that are assembling stables for the Vendetta Cartel Free for All or as some would say the Vendetta Cartel Royal Rumble. My Fish should provide you with plenty of amusement and the opportunity for some easy kills. I am returning to the States as well to make sure the replacements are functional before returning overseas in November. You have been warned! Now let the Bloodshed Begin! -- Hammer Sex on the Beach -- It was worth it. -- Joey Abeq Slippery Nipple -- Well, shoot! How do you expect me to go on with the fight if you go and drop your sword? -- Wimpia Who is this wild-eyed Fanatic, and where does he come from? We should go to the nest or beginning place of Fanatics and WIPE THEM OUT. -- Sagindan, feeling very hostile for some reason The Warrior-Mage was using magic! Not fair! -- Cerisa P.S. But he also used, very effectively, a sword, dammit. Hauberk -- You should've worn one. It might have helped. -- Daroshtan Noachian -- Hi. -- Jinda, Traders of Trocar, also known by other names elsewhere (Jorja, for example) 30 April 2003 All -- Remember to put your arena number on your strategy sheets. Strategies turned in without an arena number run the risk of missing the turn. -- NAIEI LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TARRASQUE delivered the death blow upon CAPTIVE RIRORNI in a 1 minute fight. MAGS was murdered by CONJURED DEMON in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SEX ON THE BEACH slew WIMPIA in a 2 minute bloody master's Challenge Title duel. SLIPPERY NIPPLE was defeated by JOEY ABEQ in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight. CERISA devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. SAGINDAN bested MICROSOFT in a 1 minute mismatched match. RUBBER BULLET overcame FIREFLASH in a 2 minute fight. RAVEN CLAW handily defeated LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute uneven melee. IRON TALON was vanquished by A.O. HELL in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel. SILVERBOLT vanquished JHELUM RAIDER in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight. MOUSETRAP beat NAPPITZ in a 2 minute novice's fight. NO-STICK TAPE savagely defeated FIREANT in a 4 minute amateur's competition. DAROSHTAN luckily beat BIFF in a 2 minute novice's brawl. FIREBOLT handily defeated BALZ WEBER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict. LOCUST was defeated by SAM in a 1 minute beginner's struggle. IN-LAWS was overcome by FLUKIGER in a 1 minute amateur's bout. LAWYER bested RETO GUT in a 1 minute novice's brawl. KILLER BEE was savagely defeated by GOTAN in a 1 minute brutal novice's match. BRI was overpowered by SVEN DUMUSC in a 1 minute mismatched fight. TIA was unbelievably bested by URS BOLLINGER in a popular 3 minute novice's contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 3 - 0 81 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 9 - 1 64 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 11 - 0 61 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 1 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 8 - 1 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 12 - 3 54 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 1 43 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 1 39 | |AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 17 - 3 37 | Turn 168 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 2 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME WALL OF STEEL SEX ON THE BEACH 2435 15 4 2 134 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) PARRY-STRIKE JOEY ABEQ 2453 17 10 1 101 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) PARRY-RIPOSTE SAGINDAN 2413 19 17 1 92 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) STRIKING ATTACK MICROSOFT 2483 6 4 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219) BASHING ATTACK TARRASQUE 2543 7 6 3 53 ELDRITCH FURY (268) PARRY-LUNGE A.O. HELL 2523 4 1 0 46 USELESS TOOLS (219) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is SAGINDAN 2413. The most popular warrior this turn was TIA 2607. The ten other most popular fighters were SILVERBOLT 2554, NO-STICK TAPE 2541, SEX ON THE BEACH 2435, TARRASQUE 2543, MAGS 2608, WIMPIA 2411, A.O. HELL 2523, BIFF 2604, FIREBOLT 2603, and JOEY ABEQ 2453. The least popular fighter this week was FIREANT 2592. The other ten least popular fighters were BRI 2605, KILLER BEE 2596, RETO GUT 2613, IN-LAWS 2593, LOCUST 2594, URS BOLLINGER 2609, BALZ WEBER 2611, MOUSETRAP 2521, IRON TALON 2460, and RUBBER BULLET 2503. MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXV PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (173-106-4) 8 3 0 SIS BOOM BAA TIMKORD 979 (156-102-0) 5 3 0 LOONY TEAM FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SABRETOOTH 2269 (19-6-2) 2 3 0 RUNNING AMOK ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2478 (10-6-1) 5 3 0 INDULGENT DRINKS ARABESQUE 2557 (5-10-2) 1 3 0 THE ABYSMALS ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME VINCE CARTER 2599 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CAROLINA BLUE APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SILVERBOLT 2554 (3-0-0) 1 3 0 RUNNING AMOK ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FIREBOLT 2603 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 RUNNING AMOK LOCUST 2594 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 PLAGUES SAIL PHONE 2539 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MISSSPELLED