DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/18/2005 Duedate: 12/15/2005
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-201
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VIKING RAIDER
SPARF! (310)
(54-2885) [6-1-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VIKING RAIDER SWASHBUCKLER
SPARF! (310) SEA DOGS (294)
(54-2885) [6-1-0,113] (54-2743) [7-2-2,76]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SILVERBOLT WET NOODLE
RUNNING AMOK (238) LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
(54-2554) [11-8-0,95] (54-2844) [5-2-0,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
JANIX (298)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (294) 44
2. CARESS OF STEEL (301) 39 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
3. GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308) 38 Unchartered Team
4. JANIX (298) 37
5. MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302) 33 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 181 85 6 68.0 1/ 2 JANIX (298) 10 5 2
2/ 0 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) 80 49 4 62.0 2/ 1*CARESS OF STEEL (301) 10 5 0
3/ 3*CARESS OF STEEL (301) 24 15 0 61.5 3/ 3*SEA DOGS (294) 9 6 1
4/ 2 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308) 142 97 8 59.4 4/ 4 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308) 9 6 1
5/ 4*HOLD THAT TIGER (300) 26 19 0 57.8 5/ 5*HOLD THAT TIGER (300) 9 6 0
6/ 6 SPARF! (310) 71 56 3 55.9 6/ 6 SPARF! (310) 8 7 0
7/ 7*SEA DOGS (294) 25 20 3 55.6 7/ 7*LEAKY TEEPEE (307) 7 8 1
8/10 JANIX (298) 26 21 2 55.3 8/12 EYE OF THE STORM (221) 7 8 0
9- 8 DARK PENTAGRAM (305) 28 23 1 54.9 9/11*BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297) 6 4 0
10/ 5 STEEL REIGN (309) 24 22 4 52.2 10/ 8 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 6 9 0
11/ 0 RUNNING AMOK (238) 67 64 7 51.1 11/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (296) 6 9 0
12/11 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 174 169 8 50.7 12/14*MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302) 6 9 0
13/ 9 OF WOLF AND MAN (296) 25 25 1 50.0 13/10 MILLENIUM METAL (304) 6 9 0
14/13 EYE OF THE STORM (221) 51 54 5 48.6 14/13 STEEL REIGN (309) 5 10 0
15/12*LEAKY TEEPEE (307) 16 19 1 45.7 15/ 0 INDULGENT DRINKS (256) 3 2 0
16/15*BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297) 15 20 0 42.9 16/18 POMPOUS PALADINS (277) 3 7 0
17/14 MILLENIUM METAL (304) 66 92 4 41.8 17-15 DARK PENTAGRAM (305) 2 0 0
18/16*MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302) 14 26 0 35.0 18/ 0 RUNNING AMOK (238) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/17 POMPOUS PALADINS (277) 20 40 3 33.3 19-17 USELESS TOOLS (219) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Looks like maybe HAL was hungry again as I did send in a report for last turn despite
my inability to get an update up on either internet locale. I'll give last turn's
scores and this turn's so you can double check and make sure I have you scored
properly!
Last Turn:
Janix 3-2-0-1 +1=+1 Millenium Metal 2-3-0-0 +1= 0
Gryffindor House2 3-2-0-0 +1=+2 Sparf! 2-3-0-0 +1= 0
Caress of Steel 4-1-0-0 +1=+4 Battle Beasts2 0-0-0-0 0= 0
Steel Reign 2-3-0-0 +1= 0 Dog Soldiers II 0-0-0-0 +1=+1
Of Wolf and Man 3-2-0-1 +1=+1 Eye Of the Storm 3-2-0-0 +1=+2
Sea Dogs 4-1-0-0 +1=+4 Memorial Hammerz 2-3-0-0 0=-1
Hold that Tiger 3-2-0-0 +1=+2 Pompous Paladins 0-5-0-0 0=-5
Leaky Teepee 2-3-1-0 +1=+1
This turn:
Janix 3-2-1-0 +1=+3 8+4=12 Millenium Metal 3-2-0-0 +1=+2 3+2= 5
Gryffindor House2 2-3-0-1 +1=-1 10+1=11 Sparf! 3-2-0-1 +1=+1 3+1= 4
Caress of Steel 2-3-0-0 +1= 0 7+4=11 Battle Beasts2 3-2-0-0 +1=+2 1+2= 3
Steel Reign 2-3-0-0 +1= 0 9+0= 9 Dog Soldiers II 0-0-0-0 = 0 -1+1= 0
Of Wolf and Man 2-3-0-0 +1= 0 8+1= 9 Eye of the Storm 2-3-0-0 0=-1 -8+1=-7
Sea Dogs 2-3-0-0 +1= 0 3+4= 7 Memorial Hammerz 1-4-0-0 +1=-2 -5-3=-8
Hold that Tiger 3-2-0-0 +1=+2 2+4= 6 Pompous Paladins 0-0-0-0 0= 0 -4-5=-9
Leaky Teepee 4-1-0-0 +1=+4 1+5= 6
Kills
Steel Reign 3 Pompous Paladins 1
Sea Dogs 2 Leaky Teepee 1
Gryffindor House2 1 Janix 1
Of Wolf and Man 1
Total Fights:
All have 30 out of 30 so far except
Janix 29
Eye of the Storm 28
Battle Beasts2 25
and Pompous Paladins and Dog Soldiers II cannot reach the Iron Manager status.
Of course beginning next turn I'll have a column for whose leading the chase for
rounds 6-10's four RUs; Rillion took the first. The final four RUs again come for
most kills.
As you read this we will be half way through this contest and it will have run one
week past the anniversary of the unfortunate passing of our friend Richard Hammes.
Hardly a day goes by that I don't think about the tragedy and what a kind and
humorous soul Rich was. The game still is not the same for me without you, my
friend, and I hope to continue to carry a piece of you with me as I have for this
past year! I thought about you this Veterans' Day for your service, in the Navy, in
protecting our fine nation during the height of the Cold War and I hope our Canadian
brethren cast a prayer for you on Remembrance Day (I think that's what they call it).
Until we finally meet face to face in a greater place, Rest in Peace, my brother,
knowing you truly are missed!!!
Street Legal
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 531): FLAIR of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 416): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 539): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 535): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 534): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 538): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 535): SWEATY of BRAIN (LHI, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 530): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 521): BOOKIE of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 520): ASHANDAR of AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 494): FRANKENSLOSH of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 484): SIR LICKSALOT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 214): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 472): OSTMAN of WAY OF THE SWORD A3 (Vhagar, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 420): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 200): VIRET of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 188): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 165): KOOL AID of LIQUIDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 413): WIGGLER of THUNDR + LITENING from TALCAMA (Doc Steele)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 531): none
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 416): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 539): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 535): HARMONY (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 534): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 538): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 535): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 530): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 521): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 520): AGE OF EMPIRE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 494): none
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 484): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 214): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 472): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 420): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 200): CARESS OF STEEL (Maximillian, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 188): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 165): TWISTED SISTERS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 413): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 531): FLAIR of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 538): NOTTHUR of SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 537): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 529): SIR REALISTIC of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 494): SHADOW STARR of SUICIDAL DREAMS (Talon Darkhart, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 419): HARZOGH of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 187): EVANGELION of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 369): DOC FELLE of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
The Chaos Warrior would probably have done fine, if it hadn't gone all chaotic
at the wrong moment and started attacking the sand while singing the Vithicar
national anthem. But it really subdued that sand. Which, of course, is why I tried
to bury it there. On the site of its great victory, you know? Of course, sand
doesn't STAY subdued, but it's the nature of Chaos not to care about the past, right?
When the orderlies came to escort it out, it insisted on walking on its right hand
and left leg, which was very, um, chaotic. Especially to look at!
Viret
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, CARESS OF STEEL, since
JANIX took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. EYE OF THE STORM
turned their 2-3-0 turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Now let's all watch GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2's
heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see HARPOONER win a fight and gain
21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, ENVI beat PENELOTHE and PENELOTHE lost 15 points.
You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as VIKING
RAIDER takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get
this stuff? From TROCAR's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for TROCAR's
morgue. More variety. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... DOOMRUNNER, a glorious 8-13-1
fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad EYE OF THE STORM. And what a stunning loss
we have here, boys and girls, CUB of HOLD THAT TIGER has added the final loss to hers
5-3-0. Tee hee! And one more turn will show if DARK PENTAGRAM can successfully
bloodfeud that elusive SOLID GONE over GHOLAM. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it
only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this
one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of TROCAR. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIKING RAIDER 2885 6 1 0 113 SPARF! (310)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NO-STICK TAPE 2541 16 4 2 131 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-A.O. HELL 2523 16 5 1 130 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-RUBBER BULLET 2503 18 1 0 120 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SILVERBOLT 2554 11 8 0 95 RUNNING AMOK (238)
NICKLEBACK 2815 12 16 1 94 MILLENIUM METAL (304)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIRET 2727 13 6 0 90 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-MOUSETRAP 2521 17 8 1 80 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-RAVEN CLAW 2461 9 11 1 79 RUNNING AMOK (238)
WICKED SLICE 2876 7 3 0 78 STEEL REIGN (309)
SWASHBUCKLER 2743 7 2 2 76 SEA DOGS (294)
SOLID GONE 2879 6 4 3 70 STEEL REIGN (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WIMPERETTA 2655 17 13 1 65 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHAOS WARRIOR 2069 10 12 2 65 EYE OF THE STORM (221)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNIR 2784 9 0 0 65 JANIX (298)
SLOW GIN FIZZ 2556 9 4 0 58 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
NYALL BLOODGRIN 2782 7 1 0 58 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
HARPOONER 2747 5 4 1 58 SEA DOGS (294)
MADAM VENUSIA 2887 11 10 0 57 SPARF! (310)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON TALON 2460 12 13 0 55 RUNNING AMOK (238)
WOODS 2776 5 4 0 53 HOLD THAT TIGER (300)
WASTELANDER 2134 10 6 1 52 EYE OF THE STORM (221)
XYCO 2899 6 1 1 51 JANIX (298)
TONY THE 2778 8 1 0 45 HOLD THAT TIGER (300)
HERMOINE 2855 7 7 0 42 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308)
SIR LOIN OF BEEF 2618 7 5 1 41 POMPOUS PALADINS (277)
SHELLBACK 2744 6 3 0 41 SEA DOGS (294)
THOR RAVENBLADE 2781 4 4 0 38 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
-RASPUTIN 2898 4 0 0 38 DARK PENTAGRAM (305)
WRONG WAY 2754 6 4 0 37 OF WOLF AND MAN (296)
BLACK FLAGGER 2746 3 6 0 36 SEA DOGS (294)
-THE FORSAKEN 2826 6 5 0 35 DARK PENTAGRAM (305)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKORINDELLE 2742 7 4 1 33 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
FACELESS MAN 2753 7 3 0 33 OF WOLF AND MAN (296)
EVERGREY 2801 8 4 0 32 MILLENIUM METAL (304)
-FIREFLASH 2459 6 6 2 32 RUNNING AMOK (238)
WET NOODLE 2844 5 2 0 32 LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
ENVI 2786 3 6 0 32 JANIX (298)
WHITE RUSSIAN 2652 5 1 0 31 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
SNOW LEOPARD 2759 4 2 0 30 BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297)
JAWS 2788 4 2 0 29 BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297)
NEVILLE 2908 4 2 0 29 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308)
WALLAMALOOS 2912 3 1 0 29 SPARF! (310)
GRUNGE GRL HAMMER 2794 5 3 0 28 MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302)
SHARK 2777 5 4 0 28 HOLD THAT TIGER (300)
FUNGI WARRIOR 2848 4 3 1 28 LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
MOCHAOMHOG 2616 3 9 1 28 POMPOUS PALADINS (277)
LEE FAMILY HAMMER 2792 2 6 0 28 MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302)
-YAHOO WAHOO 2733 2 2 0 28 USELESS TOOLS (219)
RED EYE 2542 7 6 0 27 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
SIR CASWALLAWN 2617 5 7 1 27 POMPOUS PALADINS (277)
-EMILY THE STRANGE 2832 4 4 0 27 DARK PENTAGRAM (305)
WET DOG 2845 3 4 0 27 LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
SLAUGHTER HAMMER 2790 3 5 0 25 MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302)
PHOENIX 2909 4 2 0 24 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308)
HONOR RICH HAMMER 2793 3 5 0 24 MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302)
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE 2802 3 9 0 24 MILLENIUM METAL (304)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 2897 6 1 0 23 MILLENIUM METAL (304)
DARISTAM 2837 3 5 0 23 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
VENTURIA 2878 6 4 0 22 STEEL REIGN (309)
OLGERD VLAD 2780 6 2 0 22 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
SLASH 2836 4 2 0 22 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
NEVER DIE 2756 5 5 1 21 OF WOLF AND MAN (296)
CERBERUS 2835 2 4 0 21 BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297)
THUNDERBIRD 2555 5 5 0 20 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
YELLOW SNOW 2847 1 6 0 20 LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
BENGAL 2775 3 6 0 19 HOLD THAT TIGER (300)
RUNE KNIGHT 2915 3 0 0 19 EYE OF THE STORM (221)
HIGHER 2755 4 6 0 18 OF WOLF AND MAN (296)
FINNIGAN 2615 3 9 0 18 POMPOUS PALADINS (277)
WRENN 2877 3 5 0 18 STEEL REIGN (309)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SIRIUS BLACK 2921 2 0 0 18 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308)
GINNY WEASLEY 2924 1 0 1 17 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 (308)
HAVELOCK THE DANE 2614 2 10 0 16 POMPOUS PALADINS (277)
PENELOTHE 2838 3 5 0 14 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
ERIK THUNDERHEAD 2783 3 5 0 14 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
RUNNING WATER 2846 3 4 0 13 LEAKY TEEPEE (307)
DANI 2918 2 1 0 13 JANIX (298)
-BLACK CANDLE 2820 1 0 0 13 DARK PENTAGRAM (305)
WASP 2761 3 3 0 12 BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297)
VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911 2 3 0 12 SPARF! (310)
LIQUID COCAINE 2695 1 0 0 11 INDULGENT DRINKS (256)
JUUNK 2804 1 8 0 11 MILLENIUM METAL (304)
PIT VIPER 2834 2 4 0 10 BATTLE BEASTS 2 (297)
FASC DROOL HAMMER 2791 1 7 0 10 MEMORIAL HAMMERZ (302)
TORC 2919 1 1 1 6 JANIX (298)
KESTUTIAS 2920 1 1 0 4 OF WOLF AND MAN (296)
SCEPTRE 2917 0 3 0 3 STEEL REIGN (309)
STORM ANGEL 2916 0 3 0 3 EYE OF THE STORM (221)
LOOPY 2923 0 1 0 1 SPARF! (310)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GHOLAM 2827 7 2 0 DARK PENTAGRAM 305 SOLID GONE 2879 198
DOOMRUNNER 2070 8 14 1 EYE OF THE STORM 221 HARPOONER 2747 201
KRYMSYN 2758 2 3 0 EYE OF THE STORM 221 SWASHBUCKLER 2743 197 NOT REVE
DEMENTOR 2913 0 3 0 GRYFFINDOR HOUSE2 308 TORC 2919 200
CUB 2774 5 4 0 HOLD THAT TIGER 300 XYCO 2899 201
DARA 2765 2 3 0 JANIX 298 SKORINDELLE 2742 197 NOT REVE
PUTZ 2910 2 2 0 JANIX 298 FUNGI WARRIOR 2848 199
MAN OVERBOARD 2914 1 3 0 SEA DOGS 294 GINNY WEASLEY 2924 201
FOUL NAVIGATOR 2745 3 2 0 SEA DOGS 294 MOCHAOMHOG 2616 197 REVENGED
KRAZY KANGAROO 2895 8 10 0 SPARF! 310 WIMPERETTA 2655 197 NOT REVE
INCLINE 2880 2 3 1 STEEL REIGN 309 SWASHBUCKLER 2743 198
PERSONAL ADS
Wastelander -- You're pretty good, but I handled you 1-up. Must be a major!? -- Hold
That Tiger WOODS
Penelothe -- With a name like that, you really need to eat your Frosted Flakes.
They're grreeeaaaaaatttttttt! -- Hold That TONY THE Tiger
Lee Family Hammer -- Are you really the great Green-Eyed Goddess? Whew! I was
worried! -- Hold That Tiger CUB
Yellow Snow -- No fair! You got me while I stopped to yellow the snow. How crass of
you! -- Hold That BENGAL Tiger
Grunge Grl Hammer -- How discouraging for me, A Preppy, losing. So sad. -- Hold That
Tiger SHARK
Thor Ravenblade -- You can go right ahead and challenge TONY THE. Yes, you can.
(big wide grin) -- Vet, Mgr., Hold That Tiger
Neville -- You've been Noodled. -- Wet Noodle
Pit Viper -- I was worried about your fangs, should have been looking for that blunt
instrument to the forehead. -- Running Water
Bengal -- You're my first, thank you for being gentle. -- Yellow Snow
Rillion -- Battleblade was a 13-7-7-15-13-19(1)-11 with only an AX in Decise. He was
fun; oh well. -- Blackstorm
Wimperetta -- Of course I have Chaos Blood! Are you sure you got a good look at me?
Boy are you in trouble. -- Chaos Warrior
P.S. Maybe laying off sucking a bit will distance your new admirers (ha ha).
Evergrey -- The truck's number was UNVRW1N. -- Chaos Warrior
P.S. You have big ones, buddy.
Wicked Slice -- I really would like to know what's going on. Here I was at 84 pts
then along came a Viking Dwarf, BANG, then a Gurtargan Monk???, BANG, then an
electric Half Elf BANG, I'm at 44 pts and, man am I mystified. You should see my
ratings. -- Wastelander
Victorian Mandarin -- Since when are Half Elves "its"? -- Rune Knight
Wet Noodle -- Definitely first class pasta! -- Storm Angel
Black Flagger -- Now I don't want to be a bad winner, but do you realize who beat
you? I should be dead, you know. Can I win again? Or were they flukes? --
Doomrunner
All -- I'm tired of last place. I think I'll be moving around a bit. -- Blackstorm
Let it be known that all five members of Millenium Metal have cast a prayer to
Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, upon the anniversary of his ascension to a higher
plane each day after preparing for this round's fights. We all love to hear the
stories our manager recounts to us of you and the grand times you had together. We
understand you are in a far better place now! R.I.P. -- Nickleback, Evergrey, System
of a Down, Killswitch Engage, and Juunk
Trocar Tribute Teams -- Have a Happy Turkey Day! -- HONOR RICH HAMMER
Jaws -- It wasn't your skill, trust me, but I'll give you a hint; H-A-L-I-T-O-S-I-
S.... -- Dani (Janix)
Dementor -- I'm SO sorry about that! I went and made you all DeDeador. My bad. --
Torc (Janix)
Black Flagger -- Lucky? I thought I was masterful. -- Xyco (Janix)
Wrenn -- Impressive! I get knocked down immediately and simply wouldn't stand up.
Even when you had exhausted yourself and were shifting and moving around I simply
couldn't get off my back. -- Faceless Man
Nyall Bloodgrin -- Speedy! Maybe I need to wear some of that metal stuff that goes
around your body? -- Never Die
Fungi -- That's three losses in a row! Where are they breeding you giants? Sheesh!
-- Higher
Hermoine -- Wow, I seem to do surprisingly well vs. your style. -- Wrong Way
Sceptre -- Man! Gotta teach more than that! -- Kestutias
Viking Raider -- I did not see that coming. Well done. I'm sure we'll meet again,
it's not too crowded up here just now. -- Solid Gone
Swashbuckler -- Oh, now you have GOT to be KIDDING ME!!! -- Venturia, looking for
somebody else to fight, anybody...
Shellback -- Well, you WERE on the back of your shell most of the fight.... -- Wicked
Slice
Liam -- If he is, he's welcome to come get some. -- Stik and Steel Reign
Duelmaster Viret -- Congrats on the throne, nice to see a dominant ripper once in a
while. Look out, though, a lot of young contest whipper snappers lurking below! --
Steel Reign
All -- Doubling up my personals, cause I can't remember if I've sent any yet. --
Maximillian
Grunge Grl Hammer -- Are all your teammates so hard to knock down? -- Nyall Bloodgrin
Daristam -- Nevermore eh!? -- Erik Thunderhead
Tony the -- You were always my fav as a kid. They were Grrrreeaaat! -- Thor
Ravenblade
Slaughter Hammer -- Man, that was a reeeaally boring match. -- Olgerd Vlad
Gryffindor House -- Congratulations on a good effort to be the frontrunner at the
halfway point. You escaped a tie with my boys by a single fight. Sooo close.
<grumble, mumble> -- Maximillian
Phoenix -- Yar! Pick on somebody your own size! -- Man Overboard of Sea Dogs
Fasc Drool Hammer -- You look much better with a harpoon in your belly. -- Harpooner
of Sea Dogs
Rune Knight -- Wow! You can take some hits! -- Wasp
Dani -- I'll take the win, but next time teach something, dang it! -- Jaws
Running Water -- More like Running Blood! Bwahahaha.... -- Pit Viper
Nickleback -- Darn. (spitting disgustedly) No blood. And I HATE getting a mouthful
of machine oil. -- Wimperetta
P.S. Or mineral oil. Same difference, as far as I'm concerned.
Doomrunner -- Hmm, third golem in a row, is this a sign? -- Skorindelle
P.S. Do you run from doom, toward doom, alongside doom, or what?
Tony the -- (recoiling sharply) I have no desire whatsoever to hold you! --
Penelothe
Slaughter Hammer -- Golly! Five skills and a rating for you? My win and paltry
single skill seems rather flat compared to it. -- Daristam
Hammer -- We send in personals to an average of five arenas per day, six days a week,
by regular email, and they all get there. So the system DOES work. -- Nick
Mousetrap -- Nope. -- Viret
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VIRET was devastated by VIKING RAIDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
NICKLEBACK won victory over SOLID GONE in a action packed 1 minute battle.
WIMPERETTA was demolished by SWASHBUCKLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
WICKED SLICE bested WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 2 minute fight.
SILVERBOLT overpowered CHAOS WARRIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SNIR savagely defeated SHELLBACK in a 4 minute brutal struggle.
DOOMRUNNER was butchered by HARPOONER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WASTELANDER handily defeated EVERGREY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
IRON TALON was vanquished by SLOW GIN FIZZ in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
NYALL BLOODGRIN vanquished WRONG WAY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TONY THE outlasted SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a dull 19 minute match.
WOODS savagely defeated WET DOG in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CUB was narrowly killed by XYCO in a 2 minute bloody competition.
WET NOODLE was unbelievably bested by HERMOINE in a exciting 6 minute battle.
MADAM VENUSIA viciously subdued LEE FAMILY HAMMER in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
PHOENIX lost to FACELESS MAN in a 2 minute bout.
BLACK FLAGGER bested YELLOW SNOW in a action packed 2 minute duel.
WHITE RUSSIAN overpowered FASC DROOL HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VENTURIA was devastated by THOR RAVENBLADE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIR LOIN OF BEEF demolished RED EYE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WRENN was beaten by SHARK in a 4 minute fight.
PENELOTHE was handily defeated by ENVI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GRUNGE GRL HAMMER beat FINNIGAN in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
THUNDERBIRD was subdued by SLAUGHTER HAMMER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
OLGERD VLAD viciously subdued HIGHER in a unpopular 22 minute gory fray.
HAVELOCK THE DANE was subdued by DARISTAM in a 2 minute gory fight.
ERIK THUNDERHEAD was vanquished by HONOR RICH HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JAWS defeated KILLSWITCH ENGAGE in a 2 minute bout.
MOCHAOMHOG savagely defeated VICTORIAN MANDARIN in a 3 minute melee.
BENGAL was viciously subdued by FUNGI WARRIOR in a 2 minute bloody bout.
JUUNK was vanquished by SIR CASWALLAWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PIT VIPER was overpowered by SKORINDELLE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CERBERUS luckily beat NEVER DIE in a 2 minute match.
SLASH demolished RUNNING WATER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WASP was beaten by SIRIUS BLACK in a 2 minute bout.
SNOW LEOPARD overpowered TORC in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
NEVILLE devastated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KESTUTIAS was devastated by WALLAMALOOS in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by GINNY WEASLEY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RUNE KNIGHT luckily beat SCEPTRE in a 4 minute bloody novice's match.
STORM ANGEL was demolished by LIQUID COCAINE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
DANI overpowered LOOPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 TOTAL PARRY 66 - 32 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 37 - 3 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 42 - 5 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 10 STRIKING ATTACK 57 - 57 - 4 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 24 - 1 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 24 - 26 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 AIMED BLOW 30 - 44 - 3 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 50 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
Turn 201 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 5 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK VIKING RAIDER 2885 6 1 0 113 SPARF! (310)
STRIKING ATTACK SILVERBOLT 2554 11 8 0 95 RUNNING AMOK (238)
PARRY-RIPOSTE VIRET 2727 13 6 0 90 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
LUNGING ATTACK SOLID GONE 2879 6 4 3 70 STEEL REIGN (309)
AIMED BLOW WIMPERETTA 2655 17 13 1 65 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TOTAL PARRY SNIR 2784 9 0 0 65 JANIX (298)
PARRY-LUNGE MADAM VENUSIA 2887 11 10 0 57 SPARF! (310)
BASHING ATTACK WOODS 2776 5 4 0 53 HOLD THAT TIGER (300)
WALL OF STEEL XYCO 2899 6 1 1 51 JANIX (298)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SILVERBOLT 2554. The most popular warrior this turn
was WET NOODLE 2844. The ten other most popular fighters were MOCHAOMHOG 2616, BLACK
FLAGGER 2746, MADAM VENUSIA 2887, WOODS 2776, CUB 2774, VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911,
SCEPTRE 2917, SWASHBUCKLER 2743, WICKED SLICE 2876, and SILVERBOLT 2554.
The least popular fighter this week was HIGHER 2755. The other ten least popular
fighters were TONY THE 2778, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 2897, OLGERD VLAD 2780, IRON TALON
2460, LOOPY 2923, MAN OVERBOARD 2914, KESTUTIAS 2920, WASP 2761, RUNNING WATER 2846,
and PIT VIPER 2834.