DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/09/2009    Duedate: 02/05/2009

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-242

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAMILDAR
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3004) [11-4-2,74]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAMILDAR                       POSITION IS EMPTY
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        
(54-3004) [11-4-2,74]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VARDIN ABEQ                    ZAKARIYA
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        SAI FULLAH (324)
(54-3002) [9-10-0,56]          (54-3033) [2-0-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)     40
2. SAI FULLAH (324)            30      TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
3. UNDESIRABLE'S (323)         -9      Unchartered Team

                                       SAI FULLAH (324)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SAI FULLAH (324)           7   2  1 77.8   1/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  11  4 0
 2/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  277 231 10 54.5   2/ 3*SAI FULLAH (324)          7  2 1
 3/ 2*UNDESIRABLE'S (323)       13  12  8 52.0   3/ 1*UNDESIRABLE'S (323)       5 10 2

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 613): WAYWARD SON of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 496): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 621): BUD GREEN of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 616): SHY GUY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 618): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): REESE SILEEN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 604): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (TUM, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 603): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 575): MARY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 567): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 255): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 551): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 502): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 241): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 229): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 451): MASTIFF of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 206): DRUWEZ of GLACIATION GUILD II (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 465): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 613): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 496): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 621): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 616): PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 618): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 618): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 610): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 604): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 603): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 575): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 567): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 255): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 551): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 502): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 241): UNDESIRABLE'S (Silky, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 229): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 451): THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 206): AD HOMINEM (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 495) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 613): RECESS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 617): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 617): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 603): HOFFA of ARROGANCE (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 603): GAMMA of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
                           BLEDD of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 602): VORG of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
                           STAY GOLD of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 566): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                              CONNIE PAKKIT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 501): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Huh, I bet Vardin lost to the Fanatic on purpose, just so he could stick ME, or
at least SOMEONE else with the title and the column.  Well, heck.  I don't have
anything of earth-shaking import to say.
     Good try, Ebola Bob, but you were over-matched in that one.

                                     Samildar

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in TROCAR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, UNDESIRABLE'S.  But how many friends do you have now?  It seems so 
recently people were saying SAI FULLAH was washed up, finished.  But 3-1-0 moved them 
up 1.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with KHALIL?  He actually beat 
TROCAR's MAGE'S APPRENTICE, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at TRADERS OF TROCAR while they watched ALLERDAE CHAN clobber EBOLA 
BOB.  He lost 5 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
WILD-EYED FANATIC was reminded on the sands why SAMILDAR is Duelmaster.  I suppose 
you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being the most challenged warrior, SYPHILIS SALLY!  Don't make idle boasts, they 
may come back to haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAMILDAR 3004                11   4  2    74       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORASIM 3001                 14   5  0    58       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARDIN ABEQ 3002              9  10  0    56       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 ALLERDAE CHAN 3024            5   2  0    45       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMNAR GORIN 3032              2   2  0    27       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 THE BLACK DEATH 3030          3   2  2    26       UNDESIRABLE'S (323)
 MATEEN 3036                   2   0  0    26       SAI FULLAH (324)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAWUD 3034                    1   0  1    21       SAI FULLAH (324)
 MALARIA LARRY 3029            4   1  2    20       UNDESIRABLE'S (323)
 EBOLA BOB 3028                2   3  2    20       UNDESIRABLE'S (323)
 KHALIL 3038                   1   0  0    20       SAI FULLAH (324)
 ZAKARIYA 3033                 2   0  0    18       SAI FULLAH (324)
 LUGMAN 3037                   1   1  0    11       SAI FULLAH (324)
 TYPHOID MARY 3027             2   3  1    10       UNDESIRABLE'S (323)
 SYPHILIS SALLY 3026           2   3  1    10       UNDESIRABLE'S (323)
-KENAZ THORSSON 2507           0   2  0     2       ODIN'S CHOSEN (264)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KHALIL 3035             0  1 0 SAI FULLAH 324       MALARIA LARRY 3029    241   
DARSINGI FAL 3025       1  2 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 FALCONZ 3013          238  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Korasim -- I see next time I'll need to get a bigger stick. -- The Black Death

Sal Fullah -- I'm sorry for your loss.  Khalil had a mosquito on him.  I do hate
mosquitoes. -- Malaria Larry

Samildar -- That's twice I lost out on the title to a "Trader". -- Ebola Bob

Emnar Gorin -- I'll kneel before no one. -- Typhoid Mary

Mateen -- That was too quick. -- Syphilis Sally

Sal Fullah -- Welcome to Trocar. -- Silky, mgr. Undesirables

Well, drat.  I never did trust Wild-Eyed Fanatics, but this is taking it too far.
May his weird deity eat him. -- Vardin Abeq

Lake Patrol?  Heck, like I'm going out on the lake at THIS time of year?  As if! --
Allerdae Chan

The Black Death -- Like I'm going to INVITE fleas, just for the thrill of catching
your thing?  Not much, kiddo. -- Korasim

Typhoid Mary -- Tell me your day job is NOT working in the Infirmary. -- Emnar Gorin

Silky -- Ah, but if you want to debate grammar, you have to consider that the
apostrophe indicates that THEY are the possession of the Undesirable.  Which I
suppose could work.  And I know I get over-wrought on this sometimes, comes of being
a wordsmith.  I have considered more than once making a protest by putting an
apostrophe before EVERY final ess in a whole turn's worth of personals, but I was
stopped from that by two things:  The vehement annoyance of Our Editor and the
suspicion that most people wouldn't see anything wrong.  The English language is
beautiful, flexible, and capable of great precision, it is my foremost working tool,
and I care about it.  This is the pits. -- Jorja

A salute to all who fought in the last tourney, even though none of them are here to
acknowledge said salute.  Come back, you guys! -- Jorja and the Traders of Trocar

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TYPHOID MARY was devastated by MATEEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZAKARIYA viciously subdued SYPHILIS SALLY in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge battle.
LUGMAN lost to EMNAR GORIN in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
SAMILDAR overpowered WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
VARDIN ABEQ devastated MALARIA LARRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALLERDAE CHAN overpowered EBOLA BOB in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KORASIM overpowered THE BLACK DEATH in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
KHALIL vanquished MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  2      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   4 -  3      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   5 -  2      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  4      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   6 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 242 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SAMILDAR 3004              11   4  2   74 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TOTAL PARRY      KORASIM 3001               14   5  0   58 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
AIMED BLOW       ALLERDAE CHAN 3024          5   2  0   45 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VARDIN ABEQ 3002.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ZAKARIYA 3033.  The ten other most popular fighters were EMNAR GORIN 3032, 
VARDIN ABEQ 3002, KORASIM 3001, MATEEN 3036, LUGMAN 3037, SAMILDAR 3004, SYPHILIS 
SALLY 3026, MALARIA LARRY 3029, ALLERDAE CHAN 3024, and KHALIL 3038.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BLACK DEATH 3030.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EBOLA BOB 3028, TYPHOID MARY 3027, KHALIL 3038, ALLERDAE CHAN 
3024, MALARIA LARRY 3029, SYPHILIS SALLY 3026, SAMILDAR 3004, LUGMAN 3037, MATEEN 
3036, and KORASIM 3001.