DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/01/2013    Duedate: 02/28/2013

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-290

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIAN WEI
ASIAN INVASION (13)
(54-3109) [10-9-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIAN WEI                       POSITION IS EMPTY
ASIAN INVASION (13)            
(54-3109) [10-9-1,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WORZEEL                        DESERT PEARL
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3083) [18-14-1,86]         (54-3106) [12-7-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ASIAN INVASION (13)         34
2. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)      6      ASIAN INVASION (13)
3. WORLD BLADES 15 (333)        0      Unchartered Team

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The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ASIAN INVASION (13)      148 103 21 59.0   1/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  10  5 0
 2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  410 334 15 55.1   2/ 1 ASIAN INVASION (13)       9  6 1
 3- 3*WORLD BLADES 15 (333)      1   1  0 50.0   3- 3*WORLD BLADES 15 (333)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 354): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 352): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 289): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 282): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): HALIFAX of BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 259): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 74): CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 354): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 352): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 330): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): OBG! (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 311): LIFE IMAPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 305): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 289): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 282): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 258): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 256): SUPER STARS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 74): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 257): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 324): LATKA of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): MATH of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
TROCAR.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We now 
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  TRADERS OF TROCAR now holds 
the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
WORZEEL, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing SHAGORNAN WILD MAN like 
a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out 
on the sands.  HAZZAN KAZZAR was beat by LAKE PATROL and drops 16 points.  Well, 
everybody's pal DIAN WEI moved his record to 10-9-1 by defeating HARAZIM KOREH in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 8 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Well, the dead gal WERETIGER just took 
FERAL LEGION off hers Christmas card list.  The poor gal's bloodfeud just expired 
with zippo results.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and 
no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the TROCAR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAN WEI 3109                10   9  1   124       ASIAN INVASION (13)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARAZIM KOREH 3098           18   8  2    89       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 WORZEEL 3083                 18  14  1    86       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEVANDAR 3097                14  12  1    66       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DESERT PEARL 3106            12   7  0    55       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124            7   4  0    46       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUN MING 3118                5   8  1    30       ASIAN INVASION (13)
 QUI GONG 3135                 4   1  2    29       ASIAN INVASION (13)
 MENG SI 3136                  4   1  0    25       ASIAN INVASION (13)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEI LU 3137                   3   1  0    23       ASIAN INVASION (13)
-INNUK SHUK 3127               1   0  0    21       WORLD BLADES 15 (333)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WERETIGER 2965          8  3 1 FERAL LEGION 314     HARAZIM KOREH 3098    286  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Dian Wei -- If I were inclined to ego, I would be SOOO embarrassed.  But I think some
aspects of my early life, I won't go into that here and now, beat it all out of me.
You earned the win and the title, and all I have to write is a personal and not a
column, so it's good. -- Harazim Koreh

Hey, Wild-Eyed Fanatics are scary, okay? -- Hazzan Kazzar

Slave-Warriors are NOT scary.  Although they're scarry. -- Worzeel

The Rirorni Slaver deserved everything I landed on him. -- Levandar

Chun Ming -- Fascinating!  You're actually wearing soy sauce as a foundation?  Does
it work? -- Desert Pearl

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIAN WEI unbelievably bested HARAZIM KOREH in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
WORZEEL demolished SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
LEVANDAR won victory over RIRORNI SLAVER in a 2 minute brawl.
HAZZAN KAZZAR was devastated by LAKE PATROL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DESERT PEARL viciously subdued CHUN MING in a action packed 3 minute gory brawl.
MENG SI devastated TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
QUI GONG handily defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MEI LU unbelievably bested MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   3 -  1      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  16 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 290 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DIAN WEI 3109              10   9  1  124 ASIAN INVASION (13)
LUNGING ATTACK   HARAZIM KOREH 3098         18   8  2   89 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
STRIKING ATTACK  WORZEEL 3083               18  14  1   86 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124          7   4  0   46 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WORZEEL 3083.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DESERT PEARL 3106.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARAZIM KOREH 3098, 
WORZEEL 3083, QUI GONG 3135, LEVANDAR 3097, DIAN WEI 3109, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124, CHUN 
MING 3118, MENG SI 3136, MEI LU 3137, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MEI LU 3137.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MENG SI 3136, CHUN MING 3118, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124, DIAN WEI 3109, 
LEVANDAR 3097, QUI GONG 3135, WORZEEL 3083, HARAZIM KOREH 3098, DESERT PEARL 3106, 
and  0.