DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/07/2014 Duedate: 12/04/2014
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-313
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-7-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DALAN HILLEI POSITION IS EMPTY
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-7-0,127]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAZZAN KAZZAR DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3124) [16-18-0,66] (54-3150) [13-7-0,127]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 22
2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336) 0 Unchartered Team
MARRIOTT HOTEL (111)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 234 112 11 67.6 1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 4 0
2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 468 390 16 54.5 2/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 7 0
3- 3 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336) 38 59 5 39.2 3- 3 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TROCAR, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! TRADERS OF TROCAR? Who? USELESS TOOLS is the top
team these days, buddies! TRADERS OF TROCAR had cause to celebrate, after DESERT
LARK got 8 points by beating PRETTY LERONA. YAHOO WAHOO found out that TROCAR isn't
a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team
in TROCAR is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Perhaps the warriors of TRADERS OF
TROCAR should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... The
warriors of TRADERS OF TROCAR found their efforts at combat frustrated as USELESS
TOOLS apparently had more important things to do than fight.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen
into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my
control, I must take my leave of this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of
writing Spyreports for TROCAR? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DALAN HILLEI 3150 13 7 0 127 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 12 2 1 94 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YAHOO WAHOO 2733 15 11 0 85 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124 16 18 0 66 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 7 3 0 66 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 7 3 0 53 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHERRY PICKER 3092 5 2 1 48 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-BOUNTY HUNTER-X 3175 7 10 1 44 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-LORD HELSHA 3176 10 11 2 43 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-TARGLE PANG 3177 10 9 1 40 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
-KORILIUM KNIGHT 3168 4 1 1 34 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORILL SAI 3154 7 10 0 33 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DESERT LARK 3180 4 0 0 30 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NARLOTH XU 3166 0 2 0 2 DRACON'S CIRCLE II (336)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEVANDAR 3097 21 24 2 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 309 REVENGED
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DALAN HILLEI devastated YAHOO WAHOO in a 3 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
DYSLEXIC EDITOR demolished HAZZAN KAZZAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER defeated KORILL SAI in a 2 minute duel.
DESERT LARK devastated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 12 - 1 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 4 - 1 20 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 313 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DALAN HILLEI 3150 13 7 0 127 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
STRIKING ATTACK DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 12 2 1 94 USELESS TOOLS (219)
TOTAL PARRY YAHOO WAHOO 2733 15 11 0 85 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124. The most popular warrior this
turn was DALAN HILLEI 3150. The ten other most popular fighters were KORILL SAI
3154, DESERT LARK 3180, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, YAHOO WAHOO
2733, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124. The other ten least
popular fighters were YAHOO WAHOO 2733, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, DYSLEXIC EDITOR
3053, DESERT LARK 3180, KORILL SAI 3154, DALAN HILLEI 3150, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (251-143-9) 0 5 0 SIS BOOM BAA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (44-24-1) 2 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 (4-2-0) 8 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 (9-0-0) 3 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 (3-2-0) 1 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHERRY PICKER 3092 (3-1-1) 3 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PETELOAF 3144 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SHEWISH DINER
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
STINGER (30-4098) RANDOM (391)
BUCK ROGERS (82-53730) LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
FRIED DUCKPINS (82-52331) 120507F (8812)
JESSICA (82-53734) LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
7TH SAMURAI (82-54800) SUPE FORCES 1801 (9246)
STEAMING EARL (82-24992) SAUNA TIME (3991)
ARNOLD LAYNE (82-52842) ROOKIE PINK 1 (8905)
HORMONE HOAGIE (82-55291) 01808X (9340)
MINGE THE MARVELOUS (82-44835) HOLE IN THE WALL (7539)
CHILI CHEESE (82-19622) NOTHING BUT DIP (3042)
POST OFFICE BUILDING (84-4780) S. FORCES 7804 (916)
HANNIBAL LECTER (84-8637) STATE OF MIND (1582)
BUTT GOBLIN (84-14415) 060310M (2531)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes