DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/05/2014 Duedate: 01/01/2015
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-314
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-8-0,85]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DALAN HILLEI POSITION IS EMPTY
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-8-0,85]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAZZAN KAZZAR KORILL SAI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3124) [17-18-0,77] (54-3154) [8-10-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 5
2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 0 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Unchartered Team
3-LETTER WORDS (266)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 234 112 11 67.6 1/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 9 5 0
2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 472 391 16 54.7 2- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 4 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, USELESS TOOLS, since
TRADERS OF TROCAR took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see DESERT LARK win a fight and gain 13
points, terribly. Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE, BUT
DALAN HILLEI is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points! The
Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this
stuff? From TROCAR's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines
through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DALAN HILLEI 3150 13 8 0 85 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 12 2 1 94 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YAHOO WAHOO 2733 15 11 0 85 USELESS TOOLS (219)
HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124 17 18 0 77 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 7 3 0 66 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 7 3 0 53 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHERRY PICKER 3092 5 2 1 48 USELESS TOOLS (219)
KORILL SAI 3154 8 10 0 43 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DESERT LARK 3180 5 0 0 43 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMALL TAMER 3181 1 0 0 13 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Reporting in late:
Three-two, and not in the best way. Not the worst, but not the best, either. I'm
not sure what we'll do without Pearl, but I suppose we'll find out. -- Dalan Hillei
Ah, the current events--
First, we salute the participants in the summer tourney, with a special nod for Slo-
Mo Mailman, tourney victor. Good work. -- Jorja and the Traders of Trocar
Two-two for us, courtesy of a standby for Lark and a Yahoo that I shaved close. And
we're all over the front page! Small arenas are like that sometimes. As to our
losses, blame those USELESS Tools. -- Dalan Hillei
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DALAN HILLEI was bested by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
HAZZAN KAZZAR subdued WARRIOR-MAGE in a 2 minute melee.
DESERT LARK demolished SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KORILL SAI viciously subdued SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
SMALL TAMER devastated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 10 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 314 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DALAN HILLEI 3150 13 8 0 85 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
LUNGING ATTACK DESERT LARK 3180 5 0 0 43 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124. The most popular warrior this
turn was KORILL SAI 3154. The ten other most popular fighters were HAZZAN KAZZAR
3124, DESERT LARK 3180, SMALL TAMER 3181, DALAN HILLEI 3150, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and
0.
The least popular fighter this week was DALAN HILLEI 3150. The other ten least
popular fighters were SMALL TAMER 3181, DESERT LARK 3180, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124, KORILL
SAI 3154, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (257-145-9) 2 3 0 SIS BOOM BAA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (46-27-1) 3 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
INNUK SHUK 3127 (6-0-0) 7 3 0 WORLD BLADES 15
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 (7-3-0) 7 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHERRY PICKER 3092 (5-2-1) 3 3 1 USELESS TOOLS
URDNOT WREX 3119 (3-0-0) 2 3 0 MASS EFFECT
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BUFFALO KNIGHT 2888 (6-5-1) 1 3 0 SPARF!
INVISIBLE INK 2021 (3-4-0) 0 2 0 USELESS TOOLS
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.