DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/05/2014    Duedate: 01/01/2015

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-314

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DALAN HILLEI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3150) [13-8-0,85]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DALAN HILLEI                   POSITION IS EMPTY
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        
(54-3150) [13-8-0,85]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAZZAN KAZZAR                  KORILL SAI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3124) [17-18-0,77]         (54-3154) [8-10-0,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)      5
2. USELESS TOOLS (219)          0      TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       3-LETTER WORDS (266)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      234 112 11 67.6   1/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   9  5 0
 2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  472 391 16 54.7   2- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)       4  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, USELESS TOOLS, since 
TRADERS OF TROCAR took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see DESERT LARK win a fight and gain 13 
points, terribly.  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VENOMOUS CONCUBINE, BUT 
DALAN HILLEI is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  The 
Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From TROCAR's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DALAN HILLEI 3150            13   8  0    85       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053         12   2  1    94       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YAHOO WAHOO 2733             15  11  0    85       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124           17  18  0    77       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055           7   3  0    66       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063       7   3  0    53       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHERRY PICKER 3092            5   2  1    48       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 KORILL SAI 3154               8  10  0    43       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 DESERT LARK 3180              5   0  0    43       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMALL TAMER 3181              1   0  0    13       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Reporting in late:

Three-two, and not in the best way.  Not the worst, but not the best, either.  I'm
not sure what we'll do without Pearl, but I suppose we'll find out. -- Dalan Hillei

Ah, the current events--

First, we salute the participants in the summer tourney, with a special nod for Slo-
Mo Mailman, tourney victor.  Good work. -- Jorja and the Traders of Trocar

Two-two for us, courtesy of a standby for Lark and a Yahoo that I shaved close.  And
we're all over the front page!  Small arenas are like that sometimes.  As to our
losses, blame those USELESS Tools. -- Dalan Hillei

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DALAN HILLEI was bested by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
HAZZAN KAZZAR subdued WARRIOR-MAGE in a 2 minute melee.
DESERT LARK demolished SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KORILL SAI viciously subdued SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
SMALL TAMER devastated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  10 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 314 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DALAN HILLEI 3150          13   8  0   85 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
LUNGING ATTACK   DESERT LARK 3180            5   0  0   43 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KORILL SAI 3154.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAZZAN KAZZAR 
3124, DESERT LARK 3180, SMALL TAMER 3181, DALAN HILLEI 3150,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  
0.

The least popular fighter this week was DALAN HILLEI 3150.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SMALL TAMER 3181, DESERT LARK 3180, HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124, KORILL 
SAI 3154,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (257-145-9)        2  3  0         SIS BOOM BAA         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (46-27-1)           3  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
INNUK SHUK 3127 (6-0-0)                7  3  0         WORLD BLADES 15      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 (7-3-0)            7  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHERRY PICKER 3092 (5-2-1)             3  3  1         USELESS TOOLS        
URDNOT WREX 3119 (3-0-0)               2  3  0         MASS EFFECT          

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUFFALO KNIGHT 2888 (6-5-1)            1  3  0         SPARF!               
INVISIBLE INK 2021 (3-4-0)             0  2  0         USELESS TOOLS        

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.