DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2015    Duedate: 06/18/2015

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-320

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

URDNOT WREX
MASS EFFECT (332)
(54-3119) [9-0-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DYSLEXIC EDITOR                URDNOT WREX
USELESS TOOLS (219)            MASS EFFECT (332)
(54-3053) [13-2-1,100]         (54-3119) [9-0-0,113]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VICTORIAN MANDARIN             UNFLUSHED
SPARF! (310)                   BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-2911) [15-11-0,91]         (54-3115) [4-1-0,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MASS EFFECT (332)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MASS EFFECT (332)           37
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    10      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         10      Unchartered Team
4. SPARF! (310)                 6
5. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)      0      MASS EFFECT (332)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)      238 113 11 67.8   1/ 2*MASS EFFECT (332)         9  6 0
 2/ 2*MASS EFFECT (332)         27  18  0 60.0   2/ 1*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  8  5 0
 3/ 0 SPARF! (310)             116  80  6 59.2   3/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)       4  1 0
 4/ 1*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  12  10  1 54.5   4/ 0 SPARF! (310)              2  2 0
 5- 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  481 402 16 54.5   5- 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, BASH BROS BATHROOM, since 
MASS EFFECT took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see THE ILLUSIVE MAN win a fight and gain 15 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, PHILOSOPHER beat JACK and JACK lost 9 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, TROCAR may be getting bland, as 
URDNOT WREX stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am 
I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for TROCAR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was CHERRY PICKER of 
USELESS TOOLS this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh. 
Heh heh.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing 
these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of TROCAR.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are 
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URDNOT WREX 3119              9   0  0   113       MASS EFFECT (332)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053         13   2  1   100       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911      15  11  0    91       SPARF! (310)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             16  11  0    89       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-HAZZAN KAZZAR 3124           20  19  0    79       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 UNFLUSHED 3115                4   1  0    75       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055           8   3  0    68       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063       8   3  0    57       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILOSOPHER 2949              4   1  1    51       SPARF! (310)
 SPECIES 37 3163               6   0  0    44       MASS EFFECT (332)
-KORILL SAI 3154               9  13  0    41       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950            6   2  0    40       SPARF! (310)
 JACK 3123                     6   3  0    39       MASS EFFECT (332)
-DESERT LARK 3180              6   3  0    37       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIVERMORE 2948                7   2  0    31       SPARF! (310)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             3   2  0    29       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LEGION 3121                   5   4  0    25       MASS EFFECT (332)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188         1   3  0    18       MASS EFFECT (332)
 CLEANING TIME 3200            1   0  0    15       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 STINKY 3116                   3   2  1    12       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-SMALL TAMER 3181              3   2  0    11       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CHERRY PICKER 3092      5  3 1 USELESS TOOLS 219    AMBITIOUS GUARD       320  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jack -- Whether you are nimble or quick I do not know.  Myself, I just sit (hopefully 
on the throne after this turn). -- Unflushed

Legion -- Sometimes it feels like the world is full of a legion of your kind. -- Leaky 
Toilet

The Illusive Man -- Your jedi mind tricks do not work well in the arena. -- Stinky

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

URDNOT WREX devastated VICTORIAN MANDARIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DYSLEXIC EDITOR handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YAHOO WAHOO unbelievably bested UNFLUSHED in a popular 5 minute gory mismatched brawl.
SLO-MO MAILMAN savagely defeated RIRORNI SLAVER in a 1 minute competition.
SPECIES 37 savagely defeated LIVERMORE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
CHERRY PICKER was barely slain by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute competition.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER won victory over LAKE PATROL in a 4 minute duel.
PHILOSOPHER won victory over JACK in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
PAMELA TWITCH won victory over LEAKY TOILET in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
LEGION handily defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
STINKY was subdued by THE ILLUSIVE MAN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
CLEANING TIME handily defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 320 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  URDNOT WREX 3119            9   0  0  113 MASS EFFECT (332)
LUNGING ATTACK   VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911    15  11  0   91 SPARF! (310)
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           16  11  0   89 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW       UNFLUSHED 3115              4   1  0   75 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BASHING ATTACK   SPECIES 37 3163             6   0  0   44 MASS EFFECT (332)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950          6   2  0   40 SPARF! (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was UNFLUSHED 3115.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHERRY PICKER 
3092, SPECIES 37 3163, THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188, URDNOT WREX 3119, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, 
PHILOSOPHER 2949, LEAKY TOILET 3112, LEGION 3121, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053, and YAHOO 
WAHOO 2733.

The least popular fighter this week was DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LIVERMORE 2948, VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, 
JACK 3123, CLEANING TIME 3200, STINKY 3116, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053, 
LEGION 3121, and LEAKY TOILET 3112.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.