DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/17/2015    Duedate: 08/13/2015

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-322

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VICTORIAN MANDARIN
SPARF! (310)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VICTORIAN MANDARIN             LEAKY TOILET
SPARF! (310)                   BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98]         (54-3112) [4-3-0,44]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VICTORIAN MANDARIN             VICTORIAN MANDARIN
SPARF! (310)                   SPARF! (310)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98]         (54-2911) [17-11-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPARF! (310)                22
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    13      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         10      Unchartered Team
4. MASS EFFECT (332)            0
5. THE DISCIPLES (339)          0      BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      245 115 12 68.1   1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)      11  3 1
 2- 2 MASS EFFECT (332)         30  20  0 60.0   2/ 4 SPARF! (310)              8  4 0
 3/ 3 SPARF! (310)             122  82  6 59.8   3- 1 MASS EFFECT (332)         7  3 0
 4/ 4*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  16  14  1 53.3   4/ 3*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  5  7 0
 5- 5*THE DISCIPLES (339)        1   1  0 50.0   5- 5*THE DISCIPLES (339)       1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, MASS EFFECT, since USELESS 
TOOLS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see DISSOLVABLE DIAPER win a fight and gain 8 points, terribly. 
Tsk, tsk, STINKY beat LEFT-HANDED MUG and LEFT-HANDED MUG lost 2 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, URDNOT WREX 
has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as VICTORIAN MANDARIN takes the Title and last week's 
bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but 
why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  MASS EFFECT, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were 
this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who 
led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was 
SPARF!.  Ha ha ha ha!  SLO-MO MAILMAN was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for TROCAR's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the TROCAR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of TROCAR.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911      17  11  0    98       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-URDNOT WREX 3119             10   0  0   130       MASS EFFECT (332)
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             18  11  0    93       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053         13   3  1    93       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          10   3  1    91       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      10   3  0    82       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPECIES 37 3163               7   0  0    53       MASS EFFECT (332)
-JACK 3123                     7   3  0    53       MASS EFFECT (332)
 PHILOSOPHER 2949              5   2  1    49       SPARF! (310)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             4   3  0    44       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LIVERMORE 2948                9   2  0    42       SPARF! (310)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950            7   3  0    42       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEANING TIME 3200            3   0  0    28       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEGION 3121                   5   5  0    20       MASS EFFECT (332)
 STINKY 3116                   4   3  1    19       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-XEPHYRIA 3198                 1   0  0    15       THE DISCIPLES (339)
-THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188         1   4  0    13       MASS EFFECT (332)
 LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202          1   1  0     4       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-SPIRO HORN 3197               0   1  0     1       THE DISCIPLES (339)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
UNFLUSHED 3115          4  2 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055   321   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We had a full house and the Bathroom was never empty this week.  As such, no ads from 
my warriors this turn . -- Assur
P.S. Another good name or two from that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEAKY TOILET was devastated by SLO-MO MAILMAN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
YAHOO WAHOO won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute expert's battle.
VICTORIAN MANDARIN defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 4 minute master's Title duel.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER luckily beat THE COLLECTOR in a unpopular 5 minute bloody match.
LIVERMORE outwaited RIRORNI SLAVER in a unpopular 16 minute fight.
PHILOSOPHER savagely defeated RIRORNI SLAVER in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
PAMELA TWITCH defeated SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
STINKY won victory over LEFT-HANDED MUG in a 1 minute duel.
CLEANING TIME overpowered TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   5 -  1      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 322 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911    17  11  0   98 SPARF! (310)
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           18  11  0   93 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055        10   3  1   91 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950          7   3  0   42 SPARF! (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
PHILOSOPHER 2949, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, STINKY 3116, PAMELA TWITCH 
2950, LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202, CLEANING TIME 3200, LEAKY TOILET 3112, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 
3063, and LIVERMORE 2948.

The least popular fighter this week was LIVERMORE 2948.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, LEAKY TOILET 3112, CLEANING TIME 3200, 
LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, STINKY 3116, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SLO-MO 
MAILMAN 3055, PHILOSOPHER 2949, and VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911.

             ATTENTION:  ALL MANAGERS WHO ARE ATTENDING THE FACE-TO-FACE

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know.  We will hold your turns for the few days preceding the tourney, starting with 
anything that would mail out on the previous Saturday.  (This means that games due on 
Thursday the 9th (which would mail on Friday) would probably mail to you, but games 
due on the 10th and thereafter will be held and delivered to you at the tournament.  
This way, you won't have to worry about not receiving a critical turn before you 
depart for Newark, and you also don't have to worry about whether you can get a 
reprint before the first turn of the tournament is due.  

See you there! 

                                          RSI