DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/17/2015 Duedate: 08/13/2015
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-322
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VICTORIAN MANDARIN
SPARF! (310)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VICTORIAN MANDARIN LEAKY TOILET
SPARF! (310) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98] (54-3112) [4-3-0,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
VICTORIAN MANDARIN VICTORIAN MANDARIN
SPARF! (310) SPARF! (310)
(54-2911) [17-11-0,98] (54-2911) [17-11-0,98]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPARF! (310) 22
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 13 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219) 10 Unchartered Team
4. MASS EFFECT (332) 0
5. THE DISCIPLES (339) 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 245 115 12 68.1 1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 11 3 1
2- 2 MASS EFFECT (332) 30 20 0 60.0 2/ 4 SPARF! (310) 8 4 0
3/ 3 SPARF! (310) 122 82 6 59.8 3- 1 MASS EFFECT (332) 7 3 0
4/ 4*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 16 14 1 53.3 4/ 3*BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 7 0
5- 5*THE DISCIPLES (339) 1 1 0 50.0 5- 5*THE DISCIPLES (339) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, MASS EFFECT, since USELESS
TOOLS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see DISSOLVABLE DIAPER win a fight and gain 8 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, STINKY beat LEFT-HANDED MUG and LEFT-HANDED MUG lost 2 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, URDNOT WREX
has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out
with the old, in with the new, as VICTORIAN MANDARIN takes the Title and last week's
bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but
why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. MASS EFFECT, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who
led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was
SPARF!. Ha ha ha ha! SLO-MO MAILMAN was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for TROCAR's
morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
What does the TROCAR arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Phlllt! Just had to do that
before I leave the fine city of TROCAR. I feel much better now. Paste this one in
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911 17 11 0 98 SPARF! (310)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-URDNOT WREX 3119 10 0 0 130 MASS EFFECT (332)
YAHOO WAHOO 2733 18 11 0 93 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053 13 3 1 93 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 10 3 1 91 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 10 3 0 82 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPECIES 37 3163 7 0 0 53 MASS EFFECT (332)
-JACK 3123 7 3 0 53 MASS EFFECT (332)
PHILOSOPHER 2949 5 2 1 49 SPARF! (310)
LEAKY TOILET 3112 4 3 0 44 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LIVERMORE 2948 9 2 0 42 SPARF! (310)
PAMELA TWITCH 2950 7 3 0 42 SPARF! (310)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEANING TIME 3200 3 0 0 28 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEGION 3121 5 5 0 20 MASS EFFECT (332)
STINKY 3116 4 3 1 19 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-XEPHYRIA 3198 1 0 0 15 THE DISCIPLES (339)
-THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 1 4 0 13 MASS EFFECT (332)
LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202 1 1 0 4 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-SPIRO HORN 3197 0 1 0 1 THE DISCIPLES (339)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
UNFLUSHED 3115 4 2 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 321
PERSONAL ADS
We had a full house and the Bathroom was never empty this week. As such, no ads from
my warriors this turn . -- Assur
P.S. Another good name or two from that!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LEAKY TOILET was devastated by SLO-MO MAILMAN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
YAHOO WAHOO won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute expert's battle.
VICTORIAN MANDARIN defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 4 minute master's Title duel.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER luckily beat THE COLLECTOR in a unpopular 5 minute bloody match.
LIVERMORE outwaited RIRORNI SLAVER in a unpopular 16 minute fight.
PHILOSOPHER savagely defeated RIRORNI SLAVER in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
PAMELA TWITCH defeated SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 3 minute expert vs. beginner melee.
STINKY won victory over LEFT-HANDED MUG in a 1 minute duel.
CLEANING TIME overpowered TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 1 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 322 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911 17 11 0 98 SPARF! (310)
TOTAL PARRY YAHOO WAHOO 2733 18 11 0 93 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 10 3 1 91 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WALL OF STEEL PAMELA TWITCH 2950 7 3 0 42 SPARF! (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911. The most popular warrior
this turn was VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911. The ten other most popular fighters were
PHILOSOPHER 2949, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, STINKY 3116, PAMELA TWITCH
2950, LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202, CLEANING TIME 3200, LEAKY TOILET 3112, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
3063, and LIVERMORE 2948.
The least popular fighter this week was LIVERMORE 2948. The other ten least popular
fighters were DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, LEAKY TOILET 3112, CLEANING TIME 3200,
LEFT-HANDED MUG 3202, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, STINKY 3116, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SLO-MO
MAILMAN 3055, PHILOSOPHER 2949, and VICTORIAN MANDARIN 2911.
ATTENTION: ALL MANAGERS WHO ARE ATTENDING THE FACE-TO-FACE
If you plan to attend the Winter Face-to-Face in Phoenix, please let Customer Service
know. We will hold your turns for the few days preceding the tourney, starting with
anything that would mail out on the previous Saturday. (This means that games due on
Thursday the 9th (which would mail on Friday) would probably mail to you, but games
due on the 10th and thereafter will be held and delivered to you at the tournament.
This way, you won't have to worry about not receiving a critical turn before you
depart for Newark, and you also don't have to worry about whether you can get a
reprint before the first turn of the tournament is due.
See you there!
RSI