DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/06/2015    Duedate: 12/03/2015

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-326

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [21-11-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    ELM
USELESS TOOLS (219)            TREES (340)
(54-2733) [21-11-0,113]        (54-3206) [3-0-0,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

NYALL BLOODGRIN                NYALL BLOODGRIN
CARESS OF STEEL (301)          CARESS OF STEEL (301)
(54-2782) [12-4-0,101]         (54-2782) [12-4-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TREES (340)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOOK OF THOMAS (341)        26
2. TREES (340)                 19      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         19      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)     8
5. CARESS OF STEEL (301)        5      TREES (340)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*TREES (340)               12   3  0 80.0   1/ 1*TREES (340)              12  3 0
 2/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)      251 120 12 67.7   2/ 3 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     9  4 1
 3/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)       2   1  0 66.7   3- 2 EYE OF THE STORM (221)    4  1 0
 4/ 3 SPARF! (310)             127  85  6 59.9   4/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  4  7 0
 5/ 4 CARESS OF STEEL (301)     44  30  2 59.5   5/ 5 USELESS TOOLS (219)       3  4 0
 6- 5 EYE OF THE STORM (221)   109  97  8 52.9   6/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      2  1 0
 7/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  20  25  1 44.4   7/ 4 SPARF! (310)              1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Call it luck at the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the 
new team BOOK OF THOMAS scored a 2-1-0 record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out 
for ELM, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after mashing JHELUM RAIDER like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on 
the sands.  OAK was bested by BIG CHILL and drops 7 points.  It's a proud day for the 
USELESS TOOLS stable, as their warrior, YAHOO WAHOO, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid CARESS OF STEEL, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does TROCAR really have that 
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  CARESS OF STEEL + Weapons 
That go Boom = USELESS TOOLS + Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece 
of CLEANING TIME, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Was it guts or an 
overtaxed mental capacity that had PHILOSOPHER challenge up 29 points in the rankings 
to take on THOR RAVENBLADE?  A Carrion Bird Sellout:  PHILOSOPHER 6-3-1 fights THOR 
RAVENBLADE 9-7-1.  (BYOB)  
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the TROCAR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time 
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             21  11  0   113       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NYALL BLOODGRIN 2782         12   4  0   101       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053         15   4  1    92       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 THOR RAVENBLADE 2781          9   7  1    91       CARESS OF STEEL (301)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      10   3  0    82       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          11   4  1    68       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNE KNIGHT 2915             14  11  0    65       EYE OF THE STORM (221)
-VAGRANT CUR 2953              9   5  1    64       EYE OF THE STORM (221)
 OLGERD VLAD 2780             13   3  0    58       CARESS OF STEEL (301)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILOSOPHER 2949              6   3  1    55       SPARF! (310)
 CLEANING TIME 3200            5   2  0    52       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             5   6  0    49       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950            9   3  0    48       SPARF! (310)
 LIVERMORE 2948                9   4  0    39       SPARF! (310)
 ELM 3206                      3   0  0    38       TREES (340)
-HELLFURY 2963                10   0  0    34       EYE OF THE STORM (221)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLASH 2836                    6   6  1    33       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
-VIKKI THE VAIN 2946           8   7  1    32       EYE OF THE STORM (221)
 STINKY 3116                   5   6  1    28       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 FIR 3207                      3   0  0    27       TREES (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASH 3205                      3   0  0    21       TREES (340)
-ULURU DINGO 3153              1   0  0    21       SPARF! (310)
 YEW 3209                      2   1  0    16       TREES (340)
 FAST ORANGE 3212              1   0  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
 BIG CHILL 3216                1   0  0    12       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-ICE WRAITH 3211               1   0  0     6       EYE OF THE STORM (221)
-TOOTOUGH 2942                 1   2  0     5       CARESS OF STEEL (301)
 OAK 3208                      1   2  0     5       TREES (340)
 STAINS 3210                   0   2  0     2       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHISPER QUIET 3215            0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA BAIT #2 3219         0  1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219    JENNE THE KNIFE       326  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Slo-Mo Mailman -- We hope Crip sends your sorry butt to the Dark Arena after that 
performance.  Cleaning Time is about as mediocre as they come!  All stats between 8 
and 17, 28 total wit/will, average physical rolls.  I doubt he'll ever see a tourney, 
though never is such a long time it is hard to say with certainty.  If he manages to 
graduate, the 'best' he can hope for is a long career in 107. -- Assur
P.S. Revenge can be sweet

Olgerd Vlad -- I guess it was my day.  Leaky Toilet is only slightly better looking 
that Cleaning Time.  You should be ashamed by that loss (and your manager should 
consider DAing you, too). -- Assur

Oak -- At least you have plenty of excuses. -- Assur

Stains -- I hope you prove your mettle soon.  I look forward to the day when I can DA 
you without regret. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA BAIT #2 was butchered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PHILOSOPHER was vanquished by THOR RAVENBLADE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OLGERD VLAD luckily beat CLEANING TIME in a action packed 8 minute Challenge fight.
LIVERMORE was viciously subdued by LEAKY TOILET in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
NYALL BLOODGRIN was luckily beaten by YAHOO WAHOO in a 4 minute Title competition.
DYSLEXIC EDITOR viciously subdued WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 2 minute fight.
PAMELA TWITCH bested STINKY in a 2 minute competition.
ELM savagely defeated JHELUM RAIDER in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
ASH won victory over TROCARAN DESERTER in a 3 minute duel.
FIR overpowered WHISPER QUIET in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
OAK was savagely defeated by BIG CHILL in a 1 minute gory beginner's match.
YEW defeated STAINS in a 1 minute bloody novice's match.
FAST ORANGE handily defeated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   3 -  0      86  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  10 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  14 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         8 -  11 -  0      42  |

Turn 326 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           21  11  0  113 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  NYALL BLOODGRIN 2782       12   4  0  101 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
BASHING ATTACK   THOR RAVENBLADE 2781        9   7  1   91 CARESS OF STEEL (301)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200          5   2  0   52 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950          9   3  0   48 SPARF! (310)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELM 3206                    3   0  0   38 TREES (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NYALL BLOODGRIN 2782.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NYALL BLOODGRIN 2782.  The ten other most popular fighters were CLEANING 
TIME 3200, DYSLEXIC EDITOR 3053, STINKY 3116, LEAKY TOILET 3112, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, 
ELM 3206, ASH 3205, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, FIR 3207, and BIG CHILL 3216.

The least popular fighter this week was STAINS 3210.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OAK 3208, LIVERMORE 2948, PHILOSOPHER 2949, DA BAIT #2 3219, FAST 
ORANGE 3212, WHISPER QUIET 3215, OLGERD VLAD 2780, THOR RAVENBLADE 2781, YEW 3209, 
and BIG CHILL 3216.