DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/23/2016    Duedate: 10/20/2016

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-336

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [15-3-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)            
(54-2733) [26-11-0,133]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLEANING TIME                  CLEANING TIME
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3200) [10-7-0,95]          (54-3200) [10-7-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219)         46
2. SPARF! (310)                46      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    10      Unchartered Team
4. TREES (340)                  0
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      270 124 12 68.5   1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)       9  1 0
 2/ 3 SPARF! (310)             144  91  7 61.3   2/ 2 SPARF! (310)              6  3 0
 3- 4*TREES (340)               21  23  1 47.7   3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  6  8 0
 4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  40  50  1 44.4   4- 4*TREES (340)               2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly TROCAR games.  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record 
which SPARF! managed to post this round?  I don't doubt that such a record will draw 
challengers!  ULURU DINGO caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested GURTARGAN MONK and was awarded 17 points in recognition.  In one of 
the week's more notable duels, STINKY put down PAMELA TWITCH, causing her to lose 4 
points of recognition in the process.  The city has turned out in honor of 
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER, for with its arena victory it may now lay claim to the highest 
position in the city!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels 
this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city TROCAR.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in TROCAR these 
days is BASH BROS BATHROOM.  At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them. 
If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of 
USELESS TOOLS last week.  Busy avoiding BASH BROS BATHROOM?  Loose talk at the arena 
has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after 
STINKY.  Watch your back!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  This week marked the last days of STAINS who at 3-8-0 was 
dispatched to the Dark Arena by the command of BASH BROS BATHROOM's demanding 
management.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but 
sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in TROCAR.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool 
flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing only 
once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      15   3  0   102       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             26  11  0   133       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055          16   4  1   102       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 CLEANING TIME 3200           10   7  0    95       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINKY 3116                  11  10  1    77       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 ULURU DINGO 3153              5   1  1    76       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950           12   5  0    62       SPARF! (310)
 LIVERMORE 2948               12   6  0    59       SPARF! (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAKY TOILET 3112             8  13  0    54       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           4   1  0    46       SPARF! (310)
-ASH 3205                      7   2  0    35       TREES (340)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YEW 3209                      4   5  0    28       TREES (340)
 POWERLESS AMP 3230            2   0  0    27       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231         3   1  0    25       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELM 3206                      3   6  0    15       TREES (340)
 WHIFFLE 3257                  1   0  0    15       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 PPP 3237                      1   0  0     8       SPARF! (310)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
STAINS 3210             3  9 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK      336  NONE
FAST ORANGE 3212        4  4 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 341   ULURU DINGO 3153      333   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STAINS was butchered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAMELA TWITCH was viciously subdued by STINKY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CLEANING TIME was outlasted by DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in a 7 minute Title duel.
SLO-MO MAILMAN devastated GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
YAHOO WAHOO demolished WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
ULURU DINGO vanquished GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LEAKY TOILET was beaten by LIVERMORE in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
KRAZY KANGAROO handily defeated JHELUM RAIDER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POWERLESS AMP vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PPP won victory over TROCARAN DESERTER in a 4 minute novice's duel.
WHIFFLE defeated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 4 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   2 -  1      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       25 -   6 -  0      81  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 336 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063    15   3  0  102 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055        16   4  1  102 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE      CLEANING TIME 3200         10   7  0   95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BASHING ATTACK   STINKY 3116                11  10  1   77 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950         12   5  0   62 SPARF! (310)
AIMED BLOW       KRAZY KANGAROO 3217         4   1  0   46 SPARF! (310)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CLEANING TIME 3200.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEAKY TOILET 
3112, STINKY 3116, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, 
ULURU DINGO 3153, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, LIVERMORE 2948, POWERLESS AMP 3230, and PAMELA 
TWITCH 2950.

The least popular fighter this week was WHIFFLE 3257.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PPP 3237, STAINS 3210, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, POWERLESS AMP 3230, 
LIVERMORE 2948, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, ULURU DINGO 3153, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SLO-MO 
MAILMAN 3055, and DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) 
                 BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) 
                         DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) 
                   TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) 
                ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) 
                    FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) 
                      DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) 
                       CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) 
                  COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 
                  URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) 
                  SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) 
                      HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) 
                    QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) 
                         CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) 
              THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) 
                    THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) 
                 THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) 
                     PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) 
                   SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) 
                    FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes