DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/23/2016 Duedate: 10/20/2016 TROCAR ARENA DM-54 TURN-336 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DISSOLVABLE DIAPER USELESS TOOLS (219) (54-3063) [15-3-0,102] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader YAHOO WAHOO POSITION IS EMPTY USELESS TOOLS (219) (54-2733) [26-11-0,133] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite CLEANING TIME CLEANING TIME BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) (54-3200) [10-7-0,95] (54-3200) [10-7-0,95] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM USELESS TOOLS (219) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 46 2. SPARF! (310) 46 USELESS TOOLS (219) 3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 10 Unchartered Team 4. TREES (340) 0 (-1) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 270 124 12 68.5 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 9 1 0 2/ 3 SPARF! (310) 144 91 7 61.3 2/ 2 SPARF! (310) 6 3 0 3- 4*TREES (340) 21 23 1 47.7 3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 6 8 0 4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 40 50 1 44.4 4- 4*TREES (340) 2 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the clash and bustle of the weekly TROCAR games. Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record which SPARF! managed to post this round? I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers! ULURU DINGO caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested GURTARGAN MONK and was awarded 17 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, STINKY put down PAMELA TWITCH, causing her to lose 4 points of recognition in the process. The city has turned out in honor of DISSOLVABLE DIAPER, for with its arena victory it may now lay claim to the highest position in the city! Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7! But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades that is city TROCAR. My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in TROCAR these days is BASH BROS BATHROOM. At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them. If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of USELESS TOOLS last week. Busy avoiding BASH BROS BATHROOM? Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after STINKY. Watch your back! What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his foe's mortality? This week marked the last days of STAINS who at 3-8-0 was dispatched to the Dark Arena by the command of BASH BROS BATHROOM's demanding management. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this! If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times already in TROCAR. Nice atmosphere you have here! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 15 3 0 102 USELESS TOOLS (219) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YAHOO WAHOO 2733 26 11 0 133 USELESS TOOLS (219) SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 16 4 1 102 USELESS TOOLS (219) CLEANING TIME 3200 10 7 0 95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STINKY 3116 11 10 1 77 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) ULURU DINGO 3153 5 1 1 76 SPARF! (310) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PAMELA TWITCH 2950 12 5 0 62 SPARF! (310) LIVERMORE 2948 12 6 0 59 SPARF! (310) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEAKY TOILET 3112 8 13 0 54 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) KRAZY KANGAROO 3217 4 1 0 46 SPARF! (310) -ASH 3205 7 2 0 35 TREES (340) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -YEW 3209 4 5 0 28 TREES (340) POWERLESS AMP 3230 2 0 0 27 USELESS TOOLS (219) -FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 3 1 0 25 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ELM 3206 3 6 0 15 TREES (340) WHIFFLE 3257 1 0 0 15 USELESS TOOLS (219) PPP 3237 1 0 0 8 SPARF! (310) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? STAINS 3210 3 9 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK 336 NONE FAST ORANGE 3212 4 4 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 ULURU DINGO 3153 333 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS STAINS was butchered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. PAMELA TWITCH was viciously subdued by STINKY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel. CLEANING TIME was outlasted by DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in a 7 minute Title duel. SLO-MO MAILMAN devastated GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute one-sided fight. YAHOO WAHOO demolished WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 3 minute mismatched competition. ULURU DINGO vanquished GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute mismatched fight. LEAKY TOILET was beaten by LIVERMORE in a popular 3 minute master's brawl. KRAZY KANGAROO handily defeated JHELUM RAIDER in a 1 minute uneven melee. POWERLESS AMP vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. PPP won victory over TROCARAN DESERTER in a 4 minute novice's duel. WHIFFLE defeated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 4 minute beginner's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 2 - 1 89 | |AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 6 - 0 81 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 7 - 1 68 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 0 59 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 1 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 12 - 0 43 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 1 33 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 336 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 15 3 0 102 USELESS TOOLS (219) STRIKING ATTACK SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055 16 4 1 102 USELESS TOOLS (219) PARRY-LUNGE CLEANING TIME 3200 10 7 0 95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BASHING ATTACK STINKY 3116 11 10 1 77 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) WALL OF STEEL PAMELA TWITCH 2950 12 5 0 62 SPARF! (310) AIMED BLOW KRAZY KANGAROO 3217 4 1 0 46 SPARF! (310) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is CLEANING TIME 3200. The most popular warrior this turn was CLEANING TIME 3200. The ten other most popular fighters were LEAKY TOILET 3112, STINKY 3116, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, ULURU DINGO 3153, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, LIVERMORE 2948, POWERLESS AMP 3230, and PAMELA TWITCH 2950. The least popular fighter this week was WHIFFLE 3257. The other ten least popular fighters were PPP 3237, STAINS 3210, PAMELA TWITCH 2950, POWERLESS AMP 3230, LIVERMORE 2948, KRAZY KANGAROO 3217, ULURU DINGO 3153, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SLO-MO MAILMAN 3055, and DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. SONNY TERRY (30-3912) of DELTA BLUES (374) BLOOD RED SKIES (32-5430) of CALL THE PRIEST (344) DINO ORTALANI (69-9537) of OZ (944) TUESDAY WELD (73-6047) of CALENDAR GIRLS (453) ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER (82-855) of HARD LIQUOR 3 (140) FLOYD 101 (82-53144) of ROOKIE PINK 61 (8965) DOWRY WRAITH (82-50172) of 072507J (8439) CRIKEY! (82-45396) of SURPRISE! (7631) COCKROACH (82-47295) of THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) URETHRA FRANKLIN (82-16581) of R-E-S-P-E-E (2518) SACRED DOOM (82-10660) of HAUNTED CASTLE 3 (1569) HELPER HAND (84-4344) of DOODS III (848) QUICKSILVER (84-7055) of MORE Q STUFF (1335) CRUTCH (84-15431) of OLD ONE (2726) THONG RENAISSANCE (84-14786) of THE ORLANDO MOB 17 (2602) THE CREATOR (84-32899) of LOITER SQUAD (5769) THE WHITE WHALE (84-47164) of GOTTA SERVE 2 (5903) PIMPLED NINNY (84-28547) of 012112H (5057) SFC 10 (84-23902) of MEDAL OF HONOR 101 (4237) FLATLINER (84-45870) of BAD NEWS BEERS (7928) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes