DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/05/2017 Duedate: 06/01/2017
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-344
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FOGGED UP MIRROR
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3231) [9-2-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FOGGED UP MIRROR CHEOPA
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
(54-3231) [9-2-0,106] (54-3280) [4-0-1,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEAKY TOILET LEAKY TOILET
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3112) [13-16-0,92] (54-3112) [13-16-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 28
2. KILLER B'S (348) 23 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
3. GOT BLOOD? (345) 21 Unchartered Team
4. CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 9
5. TREES (340) 0 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 TREES (340) 38 31 2 55.1 1/ 1 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 13 1 3
2/ 3*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 11 9 2 55.0 2/ 2*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 8 7 2
3/ 5*GOT BLOOD? (345) 6 5 1 54.5 3/ 3*KILLER B'S (348) 7 6 0
4/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 66 60 4 52.4 4- 4 TREES (340) 6 4 0
5/ 6*KILLER B'S (348) 11 17 0 39.3 5/ 6*GOT BLOOD? (345) 2 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for OUT OF TP, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing
WARRIOR-MAGE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't
pay to walk out on the sands. MOONSTER was defeated by BRENDA and drops 13 points.
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was TROCAR's
GURTARGAN MONK, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by FOGGED UP MIRROR. An
apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that ASKEWNIVERSE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of ASKEWNIVERSE's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not
be funny, but catch KILLER B'S' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly
deft at running from ASKEWNIVERSE. And who is this MOONSTER you ask, with 16 points
and a 2-2-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the TROCAR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Hasta la bye-bye.
(Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 9 2 0 106 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STINKY 3116 15 14 1 93 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LEAKY TOILET 3112 13 16 0 92 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OUT OF TP 3258 6 0 2 82 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-ASH 3205 11 3 0 78 TREES (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FIR 3251 5 0 1 45 TREES (340)
-YEW 3209 7 7 0 44 TREES (340)
CHEOPA 3280 4 0 1 44 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY 3265 4 2 0 32 KILLER B'S (348)
BRENDA 3268 3 2 0 29 KILLER B'S (348)
-ELM 3206 6 8 0 26 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KINGSLAYER 3248 3 2 1 21 GOT BLOOD? (345)
KOLBY 3279 2 2 0 20 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
DEMON MONKEY 3249 3 2 0 17 GOT BLOOD? (345)
MOONSTER 3276 2 2 1 16 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
JACKI 3277 2 2 0 15 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
MOUSE 3282 1 1 0 11 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
-OAK 3250 2 3 0 10 TREES (340)
BEATRICE 3269 0 6 0 6 KILLER B'S (348)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PRETTY LERONA 0 0 0 KINGSLAYER 3248 344 NONE
BOBBY 3266 3 3 0 KILLER B'S 348 CHEOPA 3280 344
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BEATRICE was devastated by JACKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BOBBY was slaughtered by CHEOPA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BRENDA subdued MOONSTER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FOGGED UP MIRROR won victory over GURTARGAN MONK in a 1 minute Title brawl.
LEAKY TOILET savagely defeated SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a exciting 3 minute bloody fight.
STINKY viciously subdued SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
OUT OF TP overpowered WARRIOR-MAGE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KOLBY was savagely defeated by BILLY in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
DEMON MONKEY vanquished TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KINGSLAYER assassinated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MOUSE defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 3 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 6 - 0 74 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 2 70 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 16 - 4 65 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 344 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 9 2 0 106 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
SLASHING ATTACK CHEOPA 3280 4 0 1 44 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112. The most popular warrior this
turn was LEAKY TOILET 3112. The ten other most popular fighters were FOGGED UP
MIRROR 3231, STINKY 3116, BILLY 3265, CHEOPA 3280, BRENDA 3268, OUT OF TP 3258, DEMON
MONKEY 3249, JACKI 3277, KOLBY 3279, and KINGSLAYER 3248.
The least popular fighter this week was MOONSTER 3276. The other ten least popular
fighters were BOBBY 3266, BEATRICE 3269, MOUSE 3282, KINGSLAYER 3248, KOLBY 3279,
JACKI 3277, DEMON MONKEY 3249, OUT OF TP 3258, BRENDA 3268, and CHEOPA 3280.
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Many apologies to our foreign players, but you will need to either get a check from a
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Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.
He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener. She was
getting more erratic. More chaotic. That would be the effect of the Grey Wand. It
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always. She had turned his
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the
Academy to a frog-leg dinner. That had been, ah, bad. Yes, very bad.
But here he was entering her chambers. With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD
news. And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous. But some things had to be done.
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the
next tourney prize, Lady. I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
"I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped. Or
was that a snarl? "These managers are getting above themselves. They act like I
created the arena system for their amusement! There will be one standard prize for
all the tourneys. Just one."
He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass. Perhaps it
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good. And if he said the wrong thing, well,
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on? The managers expect--"
She exploded. A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish. He stepped backward, then
again. The blast had blown the door open behind him. If he could make it out before
something else happened--
"Ribbit! Ribbit!"