DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/30/2017 Duedate: 07/27/2017
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-346
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [17-4-0,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
YAHOO WAHOO DEMON MONKEY
USELESS TOOLS (219) GOT BLOOD? (345)
(54-2733) [28-12-0,120] (54-3249) [5-2-0,53]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEAKY TOILET FOGGED UP MIRROR
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3112) [15-16-0,101] (54-3231) [10-3-0,96]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 23
2. KILLER B'S (348) 22 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. GOT BLOOD? (345) 18 Unchartered Team
4. SPARF! (310) 16
5. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 278 130 13 68.1 1/ 1 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 9 3 0
2/ 0 SPARF! (310) 151 96 7 61.1 2/ 2*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 7 3 1
3/ 2*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350) 15 10 2 60.0 3/ 3*KILLER B'S (348) 5 7 0
4/ 3*GOT BLOOD? (345) 8 7 1 53.3 4/ 4*GOT BLOOD? (345) 4 2 1
5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 71 63 4 53.0 5/ 0 SPARF! (310) 2 1 0
6/ 5*KILLER B'S (348) 14 22 0 38.9 6/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Just to clarify. I am not going to be representing Trocar at THIS tourney. I have 3
more fights (including today's) before I'm 'ready' for my champions tourney. And with
Crip returning to action, today may be my final time on the throne, as well! Of
course, maybe I'll embarrass his warrior, should it arrive!
After all, if you can't see yourself in the mirror, you might go out in a manner that
is TRULY embarrassing!
-- Fogged Up Mirror
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt TROCAR will ever be the same. The CHEEZY GOODNESS guild has had a 4-1-0 turn
and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing
can lead. And let's see, DEMON MONKEY fought POWERLESS AMP and gained 20 points and
contributed to GOT BLOOD?'s 1-1-0. POWERLESS AMP has lost to DEMON MONKEY, falling
17 points, while helping make USELESS TOOLS a 1-3-0 turn. And not without some
honor, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of TROCAR.
Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters
do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. GOT BLOOD? has cause to stand tall, as
they were TROCAR's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.
And guess who avoided GOT BLOOD? stable the most? Believe it or not, it was KILLER
B'S. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was GOT BLOOD?'s
warrior KINGSLAYER. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Well, I'm burning daylight here in TROCAR and I've a long road ahead of
me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in TROCAR again, farewell-- Alarond the
Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 17 4 0 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YAHOO WAHOO 2733 28 12 0 120 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STINKY 3116 17 14 1 117 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LEAKY TOILET 3112 15 16 0 101 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 10 3 0 96 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ULURU DINGO 3153 6 1 1 85 SPARF! (310)
LIVERMORE 2948 15 6 0 73 SPARF! (310)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OUT OF TP 3258 6 2 2 61 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
PAMELA TWITCH 2950 13 7 0 60 SPARF! (310)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMON MONKEY 3249 5 2 0 53 GOT BLOOD? (345)
CHEOPA 3280 5 0 1 52 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KRAZY KANGAROO 3217 5 2 0 32 SPARF! (310)
POWERLESS AMP 3230 4 1 0 32 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BRENDA 3268 4 3 0 28 KILLER B'S (348)
KOLBY 3279 3 2 0 26 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
BILLY 3265 5 3 0 24 KILLER B'S (348)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JACKI 3277 3 2 0 22 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOUSE 3282 2 1 0 19 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
KINGSLAYER 3248 3 4 1 18 GOT BLOOD? (345)
BODIDDLY 3285 1 0 0 14 KILLER B'S (348)
MOONSTER 3276 2 3 1 10 CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
PPP 3237 2 2 0 8 SPARF! (310)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BOBBY 3266 3 3 0 KILLER B'S 348 CHEOPA 3280 344
BROCK 3283 0 2 0 KILLER B'S 348 PRIEST OF AHRING 346 NONE
CONSORTIUM SCUM 3286 0 1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219 PRIEST OF AHRING 346 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BROCK was butchered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CONSORTIUM SCUM was slaughtered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRENDA was overpowered by CHEOPA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
FOGGED UP MIRROR was unbelievably bested by DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in a 2 minute fight.
STINKY viciously subdued YAHOO WAHOO in a popular 2 minute bloody expert's brawl.
LEAKY TOILET overpowered WILD-EYED FANATIC in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OUT OF TP lost to LIVERMORE in a 1 minute duel.
PAMELA TWITCH vanquished SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POWERLESS AMP was vanquished by DEMON MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILLY defeated KINGSLAYER in a action packed 1 minute match.
MOONSTER was beaten by BODIDDLY in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
JACKI viciously subdued PPP in a exciting 3 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
KOLBY devastated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOUSE handily defeated TROLLBAIT in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 2 - 1 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 3 - 2 81 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 23 - 4 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 9 - 1 36 |
Turn 346 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 17 4 0 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK STINKY 3116 17 14 1 117 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL PAMELA TWITCH 2950 13 7 0 60 SPARF! (310)
SLASHING ATTACK DEMON MONKEY 3249 5 2 0 53 GOT BLOOD? (345)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112. The most popular warrior this
turn was FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231. The ten other most popular fighters were STINKY
3116, JACKI 3277, LEAKY TOILET 3112, BILLY 3265, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, MOONSTER
3276, BODIDDLY 3285, CHEOPA 3280, LIVERMORE 2948, and PAMELA TWITCH 2950.
The least popular fighter this week was PPP 3237. The other ten least popular
fighters were POWERLESS AMP 3230, BRENDA 3268, BROCK 3283, MOUSE 3282, OUT OF TP
3258, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, CONSORTIUM SCUM 3286, KOLBY 3279, KINGSLAYER 3248, and DEMON
MONKEY 3249.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS (13)
DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)
WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 (9245)
CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM (5164)
HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT (136)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes