DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/30/2017    Duedate: 07/27/2017

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-346

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [17-4-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    DEMON MONKEY
USELESS TOOLS (219)            GOT BLOOD? (345)
(54-2733) [28-12-0,120]        (54-3249) [5-2-0,53]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEAKY TOILET                   FOGGED UP MIRROR
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3112) [15-16-0,101]        (54-3231) [10-3-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)       23
2. KILLER B'S (348)            22      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. GOT BLOOD? (345)            18      Unchartered Team
4. SPARF! (310)                16
5. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)     5      CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)      278 130 13 68.1   1/ 1 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  9  3 0
 2/ 0 SPARF! (310)             151  96  7 61.1   2/ 2*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)     7  3 1
 3/ 2*CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)     15  10  2 60.0   3/ 3*KILLER B'S (348)          5  7 0
 4/ 3*GOT BLOOD? (345)           8   7  1 53.3   4/ 4*GOT BLOOD? (345)          4  2 1
 5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  71  63  4 53.0   5/ 0 SPARF! (310)              2  1 0
 6/ 5*KILLER B'S (348)          14  22  0 38.9   6/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219)       1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Just to clarify.  I am not going to be representing Trocar at THIS tourney.  I have 3 
more fights (including today's) before I'm 'ready' for my champions tourney.  And with 
Crip returning to action, today may be my final time on the throne, as well!  Of 
course, maybe I'll embarrass his warrior, should it arrive!

After all, if you can't see yourself in the mirror, you might go out in a manner that 
is TRULY embarrassing!

                                          -- Fogged Up Mirror

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt TROCAR will ever be the same.  The CHEEZY GOODNESS guild has had a 4-1-0 turn 
and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of thing 
can lead.  And let's see, DEMON MONKEY fought POWERLESS AMP and gained 20 points and 
contributed to GOT BLOOD?'s 1-1-0.  POWERLESS AMP has lost to DEMON MONKEY, falling 
17 points, while helping make USELESS TOOLS a 1-3-0 turn.  And not without some 
honor, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of TROCAR.  
Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters 
do dishes at The Swinging Aardvark until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  GOT BLOOD? has cause to stand tall, as 
they were TROCAR's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided GOT BLOOD? stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was KILLER 
B'S.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was GOT BLOOD?'s 
warrior KINGSLAYER.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in TROCAR and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in TROCAR again, farewell-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      17   4  0   106       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             28  12  0   120       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 STINKY 3116                  17  14  1   117       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LEAKY TOILET 3112            15  16  0   101       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231        10   3  0    96       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ULURU DINGO 3153              6   1  1    85       SPARF! (310)
 LIVERMORE 2948               15   6  0    73       SPARF! (310)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF TP 3258                6   2  2    61       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 PAMELA TWITCH 2950           13   7  0    60       SPARF! (310)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEMON MONKEY 3249             5   2  0    53       GOT BLOOD? (345)
 CHEOPA 3280                   5   0  1    52       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KRAZY KANGAROO 3217           5   2  0    32       SPARF! (310)
 POWERLESS AMP 3230            4   1  0    32       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 BRENDA 3268                   4   3  0    28       KILLER B'S (348)
 KOLBY 3279                    3   2  0    26       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 BILLY 3265                    5   3  0    24       KILLER B'S (348)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKI 3277                    3   2  0    22       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOUSE 3282                    2   1  0    19       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 KINGSLAYER 3248               3   4  1    18       GOT BLOOD? (345)
 BODIDDLY 3285                 1   0  0    14       KILLER B'S (348)
 MOONSTER 3276                 2   3  1    10       CHEEZY GOODNESS (350)
 PPP 3237                      2   2  0     8       SPARF! (310)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BOBBY 3266              3  3 0 KILLER B'S 348       CHEOPA 3280           344   
BROCK 3283              0  2 0 KILLER B'S 348       PRIEST OF AHRING      346  NONE
CONSORTIUM SCUM 3286    0  1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219    PRIEST OF AHRING      346  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BROCK was butchered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CONSORTIUM SCUM was slaughtered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BRENDA was overpowered by CHEOPA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
FOGGED UP MIRROR was unbelievably bested by DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in a 2 minute fight.
STINKY viciously subdued YAHOO WAHOO in a popular 2 minute bloody expert's brawl.
LEAKY TOILET overpowered WILD-EYED FANATIC in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OUT OF TP lost to LIVERMORE in a 1 minute duel.
PAMELA TWITCH vanquished SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POWERLESS AMP was vanquished by DEMON MONKEY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BILLY defeated KINGSLAYER in a action packed 1 minute match.
MOONSTER was beaten by BODIDDLY in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
JACKI viciously subdued PPP in a exciting 3 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
KOLBY devastated TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOUSE handily defeated TROLLBAIT in a 2 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   2 -  1      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   3 -  2      81  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  23 -  4      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         5 -   9 -  1      36  |

Turn 346 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063    17   4  0  106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK   STINKY 3116                17  14  1  117 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
WALL OF STEEL    PAMELA TWITCH 2950         13   7  0   60 SPARF! (310)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEMON MONKEY 3249           5   2  0   53 GOT BLOOD? (345)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231.  The ten other most popular fighters were STINKY 
3116, JACKI 3277, LEAKY TOILET 3112, BILLY 3265, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, MOONSTER 
3276, BODIDDLY 3285, CHEOPA 3280, LIVERMORE 2948, and PAMELA TWITCH 2950.

The least popular fighter this week was PPP 3237.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POWERLESS AMP 3230, BRENDA 3268, BROCK 3283, MOUSE 3282, OUT OF TP 
3258, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, CONSORTIUM SCUM 3286, KOLBY 3279, KINGSLAYER 3248, and DEMON 
MONKEY 3249.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes