DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/04/2018 Duedate: 05/31/2018 TROCAR ARENA DM-54 TURN-357 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS OUT OF TP BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) (54-3258) [15-2-2,142] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader YAHOO WAHOO POSITION IS EMPTY USELESS TOOLS (219) (54-2733) [33-12-0,145] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LEAKY TOILET OUT OF TP BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) (54-3112) [18-22-0,95] (54-3258) [15-2-2,142] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LEGIONS OF FATE (351) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 40 2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 37 USELESS TOOLS (219) 3. LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 16 Unchartered Team 4. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) -4 MARRIOTT HOTEL (111) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 292 133 13 68.7 1/ 2 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 7 8 2 2/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 33 24 2 57.9 2/ 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 6 7 0 3/ 2 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 88 80 5 52.4 3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 6 0 4/ 3 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 45 45 5 50.0 4/ 0 USELESS TOOLS (219) 4 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. It has not been an easy road to get here. After winning my first three, Assur gave the old no-confidence vote and unfortunately, he doesn't rule a democracy. So I had to win my way in the Dark Arena not once, but twice. After that, Assur gave me a more permanent contract. Then he decided that, in spite of my tendencies/strengths/weaknesses, that I was good enough to go to a tournament. That was eye opening! Those warriors are GOOD! I lost to an AIMED BLOW! I had a nice run of matchups, though, and managed a 6-3 record. My other two losses were more expected (a lunger and a parry riposte). Since that tourney, I've been undefeated here in Trocar. I will be getting my invite (assuming I survive) in 4 more turns (counting this one). I've heard Assur's standards for Bashers in ADM is way higher than his standards in regular arenas, so I'm not expecting to fight past that point. I do know that he's planning my third date in the Dark Arena. And for that day, I fully intend to walk out alive (I've heard that the resurrection process is beyond painful). -- Out of TP SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, BOOK OF THOMAS, since LEGIONS OF FATE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see LUTHIEN win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, LUTHIEN beat CHINA WHITE and CHINA WHITE lost 15 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, TROCAR may be getting bland, as OUT OF TP stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR? He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. BOOK OF THOMAS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like LEGIONS OF FATE avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. LEAKY TOILET was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? What does the TROCAR arena have in common with the inns? It's just as comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OUT OF TP 3258 15 2 2 142 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YAHOO WAHOO 2733 33 12 0 145 USELESS TOOLS (219) POWERLESS AMP 3230 9 1 0 99 USELESS TOOLS (219) DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 19 7 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219) LEAKY TOILET 3112 18 22 0 95 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SYMGARA 3300 11 7 3 70 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DUNCAN 3298 10 8 1 65 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) LUTHIEN 3297 10 8 1 57 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BIG CHILL 3216 9 5 1 52 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 7 1 0 39 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHINA WHITE 3214 7 3 0 36 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME KORLAN 3295 6 9 0 29 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WINTROW 3306 4 2 0 23 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) NERF GUN 3287 1 0 0 21 USELESS TOOLS (219) TDO'S RECRUIT 3290 1 0 0 17 USELESS TOOLS (219) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? NO TOWEL 3313 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 PRIEST OF AHRING 357 NONE OCCUPIED 3312 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 LONG TALL LEMUEL 357 NONE HEDIES 3311 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 CAPTIVE RIRORNI 357 NONE SHEDIES 3315 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 CAPTIVE RIRORNI 357 NONE WHISPER QUIET 3215 6 7 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 SYMGARA 3300 356 PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HEDIES was butchered by CAPTIVE RIRORNI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. NO TOWEL was butchered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. SHEDIES was murdered by CAPTIVE RIRORNI in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. OCCUPIED was killed by LONG TALL LEMUEL in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. SYMGARA was viciously subdued by LEAKY TOILET in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest. DUNCAN subdued BIG CHILL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition. KORLAN was viciously subdued by RUSSIAN LULLABY in a 5 minute bloody Challenge fight. OUT OF TP savagely defeated DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in a 2 minute master's Title brawl. POWERLESS AMP vanquished WILD-EYED FANATIC in a 1 minute uneven duel. YAHOO WAHOO won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 4 minute expert's fight. CHINA WHITE was overpowered by LUTHIEN in a 1 minute one-sided fight. WINTROW was handily defeated by JHELUM RAIDER in a 1 minute one-sided bout. NERF GUN demolished TROCARAN DESERTER in a 3 minute mismatched match. TDO'S RECRUIT overcame TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 1 68 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 5 - 0 67 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 - 1 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 2 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 18 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 8 - 0 11 | Turn 357 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK OUT OF TP 3258 15 2 2 142 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) TOTAL PARRY YAHOO WAHOO 2733 33 12 0 145 USELESS TOOLS (219) AIMED BLOW POWERLESS AMP 3230 9 1 0 99 USELESS TOOLS (219) LUNGING ATTACK SYMGARA 3300 11 7 3 70 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) SLASHING ATTACK DUNCAN 3298 10 8 1 65 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) STRIKING ATTACK LUTHIEN 3297 10 8 1 57 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112. The most popular warrior this turn was OUT OF TP 3258. The ten other most popular fighters were LEAKY TOILET 3112, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, OCCUPIED 3312, POWERLESS AMP 3230, DUNCAN 3298, BIG CHILL 3216, LUTHIEN 3297, TDO'S RECRUIT 3290, SYMGARA 3300, and DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063. The least popular fighter this week was KORLAN 3295. The other ten least popular fighters were NERF GUN 3287, WINTROW 3306, CHINA WHITE 3214, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, SHEDIES 3315, NO TOWEL 3313, HEDIES 3311, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, SYMGARA 3300, and TDO'S RECRUIT 3290. TOURNAMENT PRIZE CLARIFICATION: SPRING 2018 MAIL-IN The prize for this most recent tournament was a Clone / Twin prize: One potion, which when applied on any Natural Warrior, dead or alive, which will either make a Clone or Twin of that warrior at birth. A clone is one exact copy of the warrior; a Twin may be a different style and will be rolled ten times and the best shall be chosen. The new warrior may be added to any team. A Natural Warrior is defined as a warrior that was not created with the use or a prize, nor has ever had a prize used on it at any time in the past. Warriors may be cloned only once by their own manager, and once by another. The owner of the warrior that is cloned or twinned must give permission. Please remember, you must use all prizes within six months of the tourney when they were won. SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA We have planned our summer FTF for July 13-15, 2018, in Arlington, Virginia, only 7 miles on a quick Metro ride from Washington, D.C.!. It will be held at the Holiday Inn Arlington at Ballston. Room rates are $120 per night on 7/12 and 7/15 and $79 on 7/13 and 7/14, 1-2 occupancy. There's free wireless throughout the property as well as a fitness center, outdoor pool, and business center, as well as a resturant and bar inside the hotel. There is no airport shuttle and parking is $7/day. The rooms are blocked -- ask for the Reality Simulations block. Reservations must be made by 6/12. (As always if you have issues making reservations, please let us know!) Hotel site: https://aws.passkey.com/e/49602680 Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there! -- RSI