DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/01/2018 Duedate: 06/28/2018
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-358
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [34-12-0,158]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
YAHOO WAHOO POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [34-12-0,158]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEAKY TOILET DUNCAN
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
(54-3112) [18-23-0,77] (54-3298) [10-9-1,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 31
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 28 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 14 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) -56
NIGHT PROWLERS (269)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 296 133 13 69.0 1/ 4 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 1 0
2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 35 27 2 56.5 2/ 1 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 7 8 1
3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 88 82 5 51.8 3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 5 9 0
4/ 4 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 47 48 5 49.5 4/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 4 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
What are some options when you are out?!?
A) Use another bathroom
B) Wait until you can go somewhere else that isn't out
C) Don't use anything
D) Shower/Wash
E) Wiping with a substitute
I'm sure there are other options, but those people are getting very creative and
likely grosser than the grossest that I've mentioned.
-- Out of TP
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, LEGIONS OF FATE, since
USELESS TOOLS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. USELESS TOOLS
turned their 4-0-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see LUTHIEN win a fight and gain 11 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, LUTHIEN beat BIG
CHILL and BIG CHILL lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. YAHOO WAHOO challenged
TROCAR's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And it's out with the old, in with the
new, as YAHOO WAHOO takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You
want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
USELESS TOOLS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided
team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like LEGIONS OF FATE
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, LEAKY TOILET was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. Now look at this. DUNCAN challenged
down 26 against BOOK OF THOMAS' RUSSIAN LULLABY. What a weasel! Ha ha aha ha aha
ha!!! DUNCAN was was subdued by by BOOK OF THOMAS' warrior! Thank the gods for big
favors! ha! I guess I can give a little credit to SYMGARA of LEGIONS OF FATE for
challenging up by 25 to LEAKY TOILET. SYMGARA won to get 94 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YAHOO WAHOO 2733 34 12 0 158 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POWERLESS AMP 3230 10 1 0 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
OUT OF TP 3258 15 3 2 104 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 20 7 0 100 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SYMGARA 3300 12 7 3 94 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAKY TOILET 3112 18 23 0 77 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LUTHIEN 3297 11 8 1 68 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 8 1 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUNCAN 3298 10 9 1 52 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
BIG CHILL 3216 9 6 1 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHINA WHITE 3214 8 3 0 42 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORLAN 3295 6 10 0 28 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TDO'S RECRUIT 3290 2 0 0 26 USELESS TOOLS (219)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NERF GUN 3287 1 0 0 21 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WINTROW 3306 4 3 0 16 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 3316 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 JENNE THE KNIFE 358 NONE
SHEDIES 3317 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 SHAGORNAN CHIEFT 358 NONE
WHISPER QUIET 3215 6 7 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 SYMGARA 3300 356
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHEDIES was butchered by SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
YAHOO WAHOO subdued OUT OF TP in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
SYMGARA devastated LEAKY TOILET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DUNCAN was unbelievably bested by RUSSIAN LULLABY in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
LUTHIEN devastated BIG CHILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KORLAN was viciously subdued by CHINA WHITE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TDO'S RECRUIT won victory over WINTROW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
POWERLESS AMP vanquished THE COLLECTOR in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 5 minute expert's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 2 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 22 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 9 - 0 10 |
Turn 358 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY YAHOO WAHOO 2733 34 12 0 158 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW POWERLESS AMP 3230 10 1 0 106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK OUT OF TP 3258 15 3 2 104 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LUNGING ATTACK SYMGARA 3300 12 7 3 94 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK LUTHIEN 3297 11 8 1 68 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
SLASHING ATTACK DUNCAN 3298 10 9 1 52 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112. The most popular warrior this
turn was DUNCAN 3298. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF TP 3258, CHINA
WHITE 3214, POWERLESS AMP 3230, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SYMGARA 3300, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213,
LUTHIEN 3297, TDO'S RECRUIT 3290, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, and LEAKY TOILET 3112.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG CHILL 3216. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEDIES 3316, SHEDIES 3317, WINTROW 3306, KORLAN 3295, LEAKY TOILET
3112, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, TDO'S RECRUIT 3290, LUTHIEN 3297, RUSSIAN LULLABY
3213, and SYMGARA 3300.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
STOMP THIS! (82-22961) of ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)
SURGEON WARPATH (84-14457) of 060310U (2539)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes