DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/01/2018    Duedate: 06/28/2018

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-358

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [34-12-0,158]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YAHOO WAHOO                    POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)            
(54-2733) [34-12-0,158]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEAKY TOILET                   DUNCAN
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
(54-3112) [18-23-0,77]         (54-3298) [10-9-1,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219)         31
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (341)        28      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. LEGIONS OF FATE (351)       14      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)   -56
                                       NIGHT PROWLERS (269)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      296 133 13 69.0   1/ 4 USELESS TOOLS (219)       8  1 0
 2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      35  27  2 56.5   2/ 1 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)     7  8 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  88  82  5 51.8   3/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      5  9 0
 4/ 4 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)     47  48  5 49.5   4/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  4  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

What are some options when you are out?!?

A) Use another bathroom
B) Wait until you can go somewhere else that isn't out
C) Don't use anything
D) Shower/Wash
E) Wiping with a substitute

I'm sure there are other options, but those people are getting very creative and 
likely grosser than the grossest that I've mentioned.

                                          -- Out of TP

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, LEGIONS OF FATE, since 
USELESS TOOLS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  USELESS TOOLS 
turned their 4-0-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see LUTHIEN win a fight and gain 11 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LUTHIEN beat BIG 
CHILL and BIG CHILL lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  YAHOO WAHOO challenged 
TROCAR's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the 
new, as YAHOO WAHOO takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  
Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You 
want to know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
USELESS TOOLS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like LEGIONS OF FATE 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, LEAKY TOILET was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now look at this.  DUNCAN challenged 
down 26 against BOOK OF THOMAS' RUSSIAN LULLABY.  What a weasel!  Ha ha aha ha aha 
ha!!!  DUNCAN was was subdued by by BOOK OF THOMAS' warrior!  Thank the gods for big 
favors!  ha!  I guess I can give a little credit to SYMGARA of LEGIONS OF FATE for 
challenging up by 25 to LEAKY TOILET.  SYMGARA won to get 94 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YAHOO WAHOO 2733             34  12  0   158       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWERLESS AMP 3230           10   1  0   106       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 OUT OF TP 3258               15   3  2   104       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      20   7  0   100       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 SYMGARA 3300                 12   7  3    94       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAKY TOILET 3112            18  23  0    77       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 LUTHIEN 3297                 11   8  1    68       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213          8   1  0    59       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUNCAN 3298                  10   9  1    52       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
 BIG CHILL 3216                9   6  1    44       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
 CHINA WHITE 3214              8   3  0    42       BOOK OF THOMAS (341)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORLAN 3295                   6  10  0    28       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TDO'S RECRUIT 3290            2   0  0    26       USELESS TOOLS (219)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERF GUN 3287                 1   0  0    21       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 WINTROW 3306                  4   3  0    16       LEGIONS OF FATE (351)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 3316             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341   JENNE THE KNIFE       358  NONE
SHEDIES 3317            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341   SHAGORNAN CHIEFT      358  NONE
WHISPER QUIET 3215      6  7 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341   SYMGARA 3300          356   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHEDIES was butchered by SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was slaughtered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
YAHOO WAHOO subdued OUT OF TP in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
SYMGARA devastated LEAKY TOILET in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DUNCAN was unbelievably bested by RUSSIAN LULLABY in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
LUTHIEN devastated BIG CHILL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KORLAN was viciously subdued by CHINA WHITE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TDO'S RECRUIT won victory over WINTROW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
POWERLESS AMP vanquished THE COLLECTOR in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 5 minute expert's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  22 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 358 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      YAHOO WAHOO 2733           34  12  0  158 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW       POWERLESS AMP 3230         10   1  0  106 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK   OUT OF TP 3258             15   3  2  104 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LUNGING ATTACK   SYMGARA 3300               12   7  3   94 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LUTHIEN 3297               11   8  1   68 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUNCAN 3298                10   9  1   52 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEAKY TOILET 3112.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DUNCAN 3298.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF TP 3258, CHINA 
WHITE 3214, POWERLESS AMP 3230, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, SYMGARA 3300, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, 
LUTHIEN 3297, TDO'S RECRUIT 3290, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, and LEAKY TOILET 3112.

The least popular fighter this week was BIG CHILL 3216.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEDIES 3316, SHEDIES 3317, WINTROW 3306, KORLAN 3295, LEAKY TOILET 
3112, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, TDO'S RECRUIT 3290, LUTHIEN 3297, RUSSIAN LULLABY 
3213, and SYMGARA 3300.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   STOMP THIS! (82-22961) of ALL YOU ZOMBIES (3660)
                     SURGEON WARPATH (84-14457) of 060310U (2539)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes