DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/27/2018 Duedate: 08/23/2018
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-360
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
YAHOO WAHOO
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [36-12-0,176]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
YAHOO WAHOO POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-2733) [36-12-0,176]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DEMON MONKEY DUNCAN
GOT BLOOD? (345) LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
(54-3249) [8-7-0,90] (54-3298) [10-11-1,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 44
2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 0 Unchartered Team
4. GOT BLOOD? (345) 0
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) -6GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (293)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 301 136 13 68.9 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 9 3 0
2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 40 30 2 57.1 2/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 7 6 0
3- 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 89 84 5 51.4 3/ 2 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 7 8 0
4/ 4 LEGIONS OF FATE (351) 52 53 5 49.5 4- 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 1 4 0
5/ 5 GOT BLOOD? (345) 11 17 1 39.3 5/ 5 GOT BLOOD? (345) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TROCAR. MVP award for LUTHIEN? LEGIONS
OF FATE's proud of him after beating POWERLESS AMP and getting 20 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! POWERLESS AMP got smashed by LUTHIEN, and lost 14 points! Like
LEGIONS OF FATE's SYMGARA is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster YAHOO
WAHOO! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think YAHOO WAHOO should
let SYMGARA be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. USELESS TOOLS
was TROCAR's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what
LEGIONS OF FATE's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from
USELESS TOOLS, that's fer sher. Can BOOK OF THOMAS' RUSSIAN LULLABY be more popular
than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? I'm not so sure
WINTROW knew all the facts when he challenged BIG CHILL of BOOK OF THOMAS. I saw
WINTROW stumbling and dribbling at The Swinging Aardvark last week... BIG CHILL
subdued WINTROW, and was I surprised (right!). But its a good thing BIG CHILL could
stop laughing long enough to give WINTROW a good pounding. People were asking me did
KORLAN REALLY challenge CHINA WHITE? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but CHINA WHITE wants me to write
about it since he lost to KORLAN. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Its been
really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YAHOO WAHOO 2733 36 12 0 176 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OUT OF TP 3258 16 3 2 119 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 22 7 0 108 USELESS TOOLS (219)
LUTHIEN 3297 13 8 1 103 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
SYMGARA 3300 12 9 3 100 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMON MONKEY 3249 8 7 0 90 GOT BLOOD? (345)
POWERLESS AMP 3230 10 3 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-LEAKY TOILET 3112 18 24 0 78 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 10 1 0 66 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
BIG CHILL 3216 11 6 1 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
KORLAN 3295 8 10 0 57 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUNCAN 3298 10 11 1 56 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
CHINA WHITE 3214 9 4 0 43 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NERF GUN 3287 2 0 0 32 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WINTROW 3306 5 4 0 26 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KINGSLAYER 3248 3 6 1 20 GOT BLOOD? (345)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 3323 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 CONJURED DEMON 360 NONE
WHISPER QUIET 3215 6 7 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 SYMGARA 3300 356 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by CONJURED DEMON in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
YAHOO WAHOO savagely defeated SYMGARA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
LUTHIEN devastated POWERLESS AMP in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KORLAN subdued CHINA WHITE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
DUNCAN was unbelievably bested by RUSSIAN LULLABY in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
WINTROW was devastated by BIG CHILL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER unbelievably bested DEMON MONKEY in a 3 minute expert's melee.
NERF GUN overpowered MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a slow 6 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 4 - 0 81 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 1 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 24 - 0 31 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 360 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY YAHOO WAHOO 2733 36 12 0 176 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK LUTHIEN 3297 13 8 1 103 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
LUNGING ATTACK SYMGARA 3300 12 9 3 100 LEGIONS OF FATE (351)
SLASHING ATTACK DEMON MONKEY 3249 8 7 0 90 GOT BLOOD? (345)
AIMED BLOW POWERLESS AMP 3230 10 3 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEMON MONKEY 3249. The most popular warrior this
turn was DUNCAN 3298. The ten other most popular fighters were DEMON MONKEY 3249,
SYMGARA 3300, LUTHIEN 3297, CHINA WHITE 3214, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, KORLAN 3295,
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, BIG CHILL 3216, and POWERLESS AMP
3230.
The least popular fighter this week was HEDIES 3323. The other ten least popular
fighters were NERF GUN 3287, WINTROW 3306, POWERLESS AMP 3230, BIG CHILL 3216,
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, KORLAN 3295, YAHOO WAHOO 2733, CHINA
WHITE 3214, and LUTHIEN 3297.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."
TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE
As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!
Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every
turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will
fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have
multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.
(The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had
their initial strategy input.)
Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every
turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on
Character Maintenance.
In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if
you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not
carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are
entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a
strategy sheet each time.
One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't,
well, you can imagine.
Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes