DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/16/2020    Duedate: 11/12/2020

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-389

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [29-8-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER             POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)            
(54-3063) [29-8-0,126]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KORILL SAI                     OAK
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TREES (340)
(54-3154) [12-33-0,72]         (54-3250) [14-12-1,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

 (-1)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)     26
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    21      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)          2      Unchartered Team
4. TREES (340)                 -3
                                       BAATANAR'RITEZU (259)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      325 147 14 68.9   1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)       9  6 0
 2/ 3 TREES (340)               99  72  4 57.9   2/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   9  6 0
 3/ 4 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  527 471 16 52.8   3/ 2 TREES (340)               7  8 0
 4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 118 128  6 48.0   4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  3  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

That was not good.  The Oak tried to bowl me over.  And he proved himself a better 
warrior than me with a lovely rating.  But I'm still the Duelmaster of our fine arena.

                                          -- Dissolvable Diaper
                                             Useless Tools
                                             7-Time Duelmaster of Trocar   

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  BASH BROS BATHROOM had cause to celebrate, after BATHTUB RING got 18 
points by beating FIR.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, BATHTUB RING was 
winsome, after beating FIR and seeing her lose 14 points.  OAK found out that TROCAR 
isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the 
team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR 
stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of TREES should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of TREES 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as USELESS TOOLS apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, ELM is the most challenged warrior.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      29   8  0   126       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POWERLESS AMP 3230           14   4  0   105       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 OAK 3250                     14  12  1   103       TREES (340)
 ELM 3206                     20  15  0    94       TREES (340)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATHTUB RING 3341            10   6  0    81       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 KORILL SAI 3154              12  33  0    72       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 SMALL TAMER 3181             12  16  0    70       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIR 3251                     15  11  2    58       TREES (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARKIN SAND 3344              9   8  0    56       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 DA'UD SHEEN 3348              7   7  0    48       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 NERF GUN 3287                 6   4  0    48       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 DILIAN HALLIE 3328           11  12  0    47       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319        8  13  0    41       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIREWALL 3322                 4   2  1    30       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 UPAS 3366                     4   3  0    28       TREES (340)
 DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371     3   2  0    25       USELESS TOOLS (219)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAY 3351                      6   3  0    21       TREES (340)
-CRACKED PAINT 3368            1   0  0    21       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THAT SMELL 3380         0  1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 CONJURED DEMON        389  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THAT SMELL was dealt death by CONJURED DEMON in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
POWERLESS AMP won victory over ELM in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
NERF GUN was demolished by SMALL TAMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FIREWALL was unbelievably bested by DILIAN HALLIE in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER defeated OAK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute veteran's Title fight.
FIR was devastated by BATHTUB RING in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KORILL SAI was devastated by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DA'UD SHEEN slimly won victory over FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a 6 minute fight.
LARKIN SAND vanquished DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UPAS overpowered MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BAY defeated GARNET THE WHIP in a tiresome 4 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  10 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  18 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063    29   8  0  126 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW       POWERLESS AMP 3230         14   4  0  105 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK   OAK 3250                   14  12  1  103 TREES (340)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELM 3206                   20  15  0   94 TREES (340)
STRIKING ATTACK  BATHTUB RING 3341          10   6  0   81 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
PARRY-LUNGE      FIR 3251                   15  11  2   58 TREES (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KORILL SAI 3154.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OAK 3250.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA'UD SHEEN 3348, FALLEN 
TOWEL RACK 3319, POWERLESS AMP 3230, THAT SMELL 3380, SMALL TAMER 3181, LARKIN SAND 
3344, FIREWALL 3322, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, BATHTUB RING 3341, and UPAS 3366.

The least popular fighter this week was BAY 3351.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, KORILL SAI 3154, FIR 3251, NERF GUN 3287, 
DILIAN HALLIE 3328, ELM 3206, UPAS 3366, BATHTUB RING 3341, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, 
and FIREWALL 3322.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OAK (54-3250) TREES (340)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (274-155-13)       2  3  1         SIS BOOM BAA         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (56-44-1)           4  3  0         USELESS TOOLS        
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 (37-28-1)        3  3  0         BASH BROS BATHROOM   

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HOOLIO HO0LABAR 3242 (5-1-1)           1  3  0         THARG'S GREXNIXES    

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IMAI 3356 (5-0-0)                      2  3  0         CRUX                 

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRACKED PAINT 3368 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         BASH BROS BATHROOM