DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/11/2020 Duedate: 01/07/2021
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-391
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BATHTUB RING
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3341) [12-6-0,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BATHTUB RING IMAI
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) CRUX (352)
(54-3341) [12-6-0,117] (54-3356) [6-1-0,100]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KORILL SAI LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3154) [13-34-0,84] (54-3344) [10-9-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 44
2. CRUX (352) 33 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219) 17 Unchartered Team
4. TREES (340) 0
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) -3 CRUX (352)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 332 149 14 69.0 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 9 5 0
2/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 70 50 4 58.3 2/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 8 0
3- 2 TREES (340) 99 72 4 57.9 3/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 4 4 0
4/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 530 478 16 52.6 4- 3 TREES (340) 2 3 0
5/ 4*CRUX (352) 6 6 0 50.0 5/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 2 3 0
6/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 121 130 6 48.2 6/ 5*CRUX (352) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Duelmaster's Column -- DM54
Many thanks to Korill Sai. We first met on the sands back on turn
298, and I remain undefeated against him in our 5 battles. However, more
concerning to me, is that I fought against Dalan Hillei back on turn 296,
and now there's a Dillian Hallie here in our arena. That type of naming
convention never ceases to confuse me.
Dissolvable Diaper
Useless Tools
9-time Duelmaster of Trocar
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to TROCAR once again! What's with IMAI? She actually beat BOOK OF
THOMAS' CHINA WHITE, and walked away with 28 more points from the fight. Laughs were
big at CRUX while they watched IMAI clobber CHINA WHITE. He lost 19 points and got
bruised from objects thrown from the stands. TROCAR has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit
back and get lazy. It challenged BASH BROS BATHROOM's BATHTUB RING (12-6-0), which
should prove (ahem!) interesting. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for BASH BROS
BATHROOM's outstanding member, Duelmaster BATHTUB RING. Wouldn't it be nice to have
live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted
prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
TREES. Management must be dealin', as the boys at USELESS TOOLS ain't reelin'!
TREES' mad! How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, SMALL
TAMER! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to
go...
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! I don't want
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATHTUB RING 3341 12 6 0 117 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 30 9 0 115 USELESS TOOLS (219)
IMAI 3356 6 1 0 100 CRUX (352)
POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-ELM 3206 20 15 0 94 TREES (340)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 19 4 0 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
KORILL SAI 3154 13 34 0 84 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
SMALL TAMER 3181 13 17 0 80 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LARKIN SAND 3344 10 9 0 66 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
MAGIC POTION 3321 5 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-FIR 3251 15 11 2 58 TREES (340)
NERF GUN 3287 8 4 0 57 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREWALL 3322 6 2 1 52 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 9 14 0 49 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 11 14 0 47 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 4 2 0 42 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DA'UD SHEEN 3348 7 9 0 30 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UPAS 3366 4 3 0 28 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAY 3351 6 3 0 21 TREES (340)
HAPPY HUNTING 3376 1 0 0 13 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CARRODED PIPE 3375 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK 391 NONE
HEDIES 3377 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 RIRORNI DESERTER 391 NONE
GACRUX 3372 0 1 0 CRUX 352 CAPTIVE RIRORNI 391 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Nerf Gun -- You just make me tired. Is "nerf" projected weariness? -- Da'ud Sheen
Dissolvable Diaper -- Diabolical. -- Korill Sai
Powerless Amp -- Truly useless. -- Small Tamer
Daughter's Boyfriend -- But you learn well. -- Dillian Hallie
What a wash that standby was. -- Larkin Sand
KALTOS KAOS INVITATION ALERT
Who: Any and all veteran or newbie Duel2 managers
What: Kaltos Kaos contest [25 rounds]
When: Begins February 1, 2021 [Turn 926] thru January 3, 2022 [Turn 950]
Where: DM 5 in Kaltos Arena
Why: You know why! Hammer is hosting the Kaltos Kaos like he hosted the Morya
Madness over 17 years ago! Only Better!
How: Declare your Manager Name and Team Name in the DM 5 Personal Ads; plus contact
RSI to forward two (2) Gift Certs to Hammer to complete your registration!
More info: Contact Hammer by personal message in the Chatzy Duel2 chat, by email to
kaltoskaos@aol.com, or by old school diplo note.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CARRODED PIPE was butchered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GACRUX was slaughtered by CAPTIVE RIRORNI in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HEDIES was murdered by RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER was viciously subdued by BATHTUB RING in a 4 minute brawl.
POWERLESS AMP demolished SMALL TAMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
FIREWALL won victory over DILIAN HALLIE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
CHINA WHITE was overpowered by IMAI in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RUSSIAN LULLABY outlasted LARKIN SAND in a action packed 8 minute melee.
KORILL SAI won victory over MAGIC POTION in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DA'UD SHEEN was vanquished by NERF GUN in a slow 8 minute one-sided duel.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
HAPPY HUNTING demolished TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 19 - 10 - 0 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 10 - 0 23 |
Turn 391 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BATHTUB RING 3341 12 6 0 117 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 30 9 0 115 USELESS TOOLS (219)
LUNGING ATTACK IMAI 3356 6 1 0 100 CRUX (352)
AIMED BLOW POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 6 2 1 52 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KORILL SAI 3154. The most popular warrior this turn
was LARKIN SAND 3344. The ten other most popular fighters were FIREWALL 3322, FALLEN
TOWEL RACK 3319, BATHTUB RING 3341, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, IMAI 3356, KORILL SAI 3154,
POWERLESS AMP 3230, DILIAN HALLIE 3328, CARRODED PIPE 3375, and MAGIC POTION 3321.
The least popular fighter this week was DA'UD SHEEN 3348. The other ten least
popular fighters were NERF GUN 3287, CHINA WHITE 3214, SMALL TAMER 3181, DISSOLVABLE
DIAPER 3063, HEDIES 3377, GACRUX 3372, HAPPY HUNTING 3376, MAGIC POTION 3321,
CARRODED PIPE 3375, and DILIAN HALLIE 3328.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (279-157-14) 2 3 1 SIS BOOM BAA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 (43-30-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CRACKED PAINT 3368 (1-0-0) 2 2 0 DEAD BASH BROS BATHROOM
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CARRODED PIPE 3375 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
INVISIBLE INK 2021 (3-4-0) 2 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
BUFFALO KNIGHT 2888 (6-5-1) 1 3 0 SPARF!
UNFLUSHED 3115 (4-2-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ULURU DINGO 3153 (6-1-1) 0 3 0 SPARF!
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WATER DAMAGE 3203 (4-2-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
DARK MATTER 3325 (5-1-0) 2 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
KRAZY KANGAROO 3217 (5-2-0) 1 3 0 SPARF!
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SERGEANT 1 (10-6252) MEDAL OF HONOR (576)
BLACK GOLD (21-3886) THE COLOUR OF NEON (354)
TITANIUM (71-7081) WAR-C-KERS (812)
ULTIMATE WRATH (82-30136) LUCROCIANS FTF04M1 (4937)
ME LUNGER (82-30789) YOU JANE (5054)
HELLBOUND (82-43402) INK & STEEL X (7273)
MOOSE (84-19656) SUPE FORCES 6A11 (3491)
HOTEL ARIZONA (84-29194) BEING THERE (5172)
THE BURPER (84-36813) NAMED BY MARK (6435)
RYAN (84-48181) THE MOTHERSHIP 4 (8333)
HAZARD (85-122) CFC 15 (20)
INNUK SHUK (85-12276) WORLD BLADES 15 (2240)
TIGGER (85-19649) A WINNA (3594)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes