DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2021    Duedate: 04/01/2021

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-394

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [32-10-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER             POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)            
(54-3063) [32-10-0,132]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KORILL SAI                     SMALL TAMER
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3154) [14-36-0,88]         (54-3181) [14-19-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219)         37
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    23      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)      5      Unchartered Team
4. CRUX (352)                   0
5. TREES (340)                 -7       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      338 154 15 68.7   1/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   8  6 0
 2/ 3 TREES (340)              106  80  4 57.0   2/ 2 TREES (340)               7  8 0
 3/ 4 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  538 484 16 52.6   3/ 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)       6  5 1
 4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 125 136  6 47.9   4/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  4  6 0
 5/ 6 CRUX (352)                 7  11  0 38.9   5/ 6 CRUX (352)                1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TROCAR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for DARRIN 
HORROCKS?  TRADERS OF TROCAR's proud of him after beating TEAK and getting 17 points. 
Talk about yer big time losers!  TEAK got smashed by DARRIN HORROCKS, and lost 15 
points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause it's Number One!  IMAI knows 
this.  She was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think DISSOLVABLE DIAPER should let IMAI be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of USELESS TOOLS must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what 
BASH BROS BATHROOM's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from USELESS TOOLS, that's fer sher.  Like, is FALLEN TOWEL RACK popular, or what?  
He was challenged the most in all of TROCAR!  He's got a 12-14-0, is that good?  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out UPAS challenged FALLEN TOWEL RACK.  
After all, haven't TREES and BASH BROS BATHROOM had a long standing duel in TROCAR?  
It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FALLEN TOWEL RACK wants me to write 
about it since he defeated UPAS.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TROCAR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      32  10  0   132       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELM 3206                     23  15  0   123       TREES (340)
 IMAI 3356                     7   3  0   102       CRUX (352)
 LARKIN SAND 3344             13   9  0   100       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230           15   5  0    98       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KORILL SAI 3154              14  36  0    88       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 BATHTUB RING 3341            13   8  0    82       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 NERF GUN 3287                10   5  0    72       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMALL TAMER 3181             14  19  0    66       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 FIR 3251                     16  13  2    63       TREES (340)
-FIREWALL 3322                 7   3  2    59       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319       12  14  0    55       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 DILIAN HALLIE 3328           13  15  0    54       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371     5   4  0    54       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UPAS 3366                     4   6  0    32       TREES (340)
 BAY 3351                      7   5  0    26       TREES (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRIN HORROCKS 3402          1   0  0    17       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 TEAK 3387                     2   1  0     7       TREES (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THAT SMELL 3394         0  1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 PRIEST OF AHRING      394  NONE
GINAN 3389              0  1 0 CRUX 352             RIRORNI DESERTER      394  NONE
DA'UD SHEEN 3348        7 10 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 FIREWALL 3322         392  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Firewall -- Wow, a skill, and by your courtesy a bloofeud success. -- Small Tamer

Daughter's Boyfriend -- You're well named a useless tool. -- Dilian Hallie

Elm -- Skills are good, but I feel like a tree fell on me. -- Korill Sai

Bathtub Ring -- Our bathtub ring is more formidable than yours! -- Larkin Sand

I feel sure there should be a fifth warrior here.  I'll have to send out a search 
party. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THAT SMELL was barely slain by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GINAN was slaughtered by RIRORNI DESERTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER overcame IMAI in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
FIR was vanquished by BATHTUB RING in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND savagely defeated DILIAN HALLIE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
UPAS was bested by FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
KORILL SAI was overpowered by ELM in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
LARKIN SAND devastated WARRIOR-MAGE in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
SMALL TAMER was overcome by NERF GUN in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
BAY was viciously subdued by JHELUM RAIDER in a 9 minute fight.
TEAK was beaten by DARRIN HORROCKS in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  10 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  23 -  0      23  |

Turn 394 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063    32  10  0  132 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELM 3206                   23  15  0  123 TREES (340)
LUNGING ATTACK   IMAI 3356                   7   3  0  102 CRUX (352)
STRIKING ATTACK  LARKIN SAND 3344           13   9  0  100 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
PARRY-LUNGE      FIR 3251                   16  13  2   63 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK  DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371   5   4  0   54 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KORILL SAI 3154.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SMALL TAMER 3181.  The ten other most popular fighters were IMAI 3356, DAUGHTER'S 
BOYFRIEND 3371, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, LARKIN SAND 3344, BATHTUB RING 3341, ELM 
3206, THAT SMELL 3394, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, KORILL SAI 3154, and NERF GUN 3287.

The least popular fighter this week was BAY 3351.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GINAN 3389, UPAS 3366, DILIAN HALLIE 3328, FIR 3251, DARRIN HORROCKS 
3402, TEAK 3387, NERF GUN 3287, KORILL SAI 3154, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, and THAT 
SMELL 3394.