DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2021 Duedate: 04/29/2021
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-395
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [33-10-0,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER MORTAS
USELESS TOOLS (219) PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3063) [33-10-0,140] (54-3396) [1-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
KORILL SAI IMAI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) CRUX (352)
(54-3154) [14-37-0,79] (54-3356) [7-4-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PLANET 9 (354) 53
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 34 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219) 27 Unchartered Team
4. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 12
5. CRUX (352) 2 PLANET 9 (354)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*PLANET 9 (354) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 3 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 2 0
2/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 341 154 15 68.9 2/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 8 6 0
3/ 2 TREES (340) 106 82 4 56.4 3/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 6 0
4/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 541 486 16 52.7 4/ 0*PLANET 9 (354) 4 1 0
5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 127 138 6 47.9 5/ 2 TREES (340) 3 9 0
6/ 5 CRUX (352) 7 12 0 36.8 6/ 5 CRUX (352) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to TROCAR once again! Biff! Pow! TROCAR watched with glee as
TRADERS OF TROCAR got knocked off top spot by USELESS TOOLS! Welcome to TROCAR,
PLANET 9! We need more teams who can get a 4-1-0 their first time out! What's with
BATHTUB RING? He actually beat TREES' ELM, and walked away with 24 more points from
the fight. Laughs were big at BASH BROS BATHROOM while they watched BATHTUB RING
clobber ELM. He lost 38 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
TROCAR has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. It challenged CRUX's IMAI
(7-4-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. Try as she might, IMAI wasn't good
enough at persuading DISSOLVABLE DIAPER to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...
I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?
Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. TROCAR thinks TREES and
their 106-82-4 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... Management
must be dealin', as the boys at USELESS TOOLS ain't reelin'! TREES' mad! How well I
know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, IMAI! Don't make idle boasts,
they may come back to haunt you.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 33 10 0 140 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LARKIN SAND 3344 14 9 0 106 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
BATHTUB RING 3341 14 8 0 106 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
IMAI 3356 7 4 0 104 CRUX (352)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELM 3206 23 16 0 85 TREES (340)
NERF GUN 3287 11 5 0 85 USELESS TOOLS (219)
KORILL SAI 3154 14 37 0 79 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
SMALL TAMER 3181 15 19 0 78 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIR 3251 16 14 2 64 TREES (340)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 13 14 0 60 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 6 4 0 60 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-FIREWALL 3322 7 3 2 59 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 13 16 0 55 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UPAS 3366 4 6 0 32 TREES (340)
-BAY 3351 7 5 0 26 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRIN HORROCKS 3402 2 0 0 19 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
MORTAS 3396 1 0 0 15 PLANET 9 (354)
SYNTH 3398 1 0 0 13 PLANET 9 (354)
ZOLOR 3399 1 0 0 13 PLANET 9 (354)
KLYN 3395 1 0 0 11 PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
VOID 3397 0 1 0 1 PLANET 9 (354)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LOST HAIR 3401 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 LONG TALL LEMUEL 395 NONE
WET FLOOR 3400 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 CONJURED DEMON 395 NONE
DA'UD SHEEN 3348 7 10 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 FIREWALL 3322 392 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Larkin Sand -- I'm pretty sure formidable bathtub rings is not a competition... --
Bathtub Ring
P.S. I hope you're wrong. Wouldn't wish that kind of bad on anyone.
Daughter's Boyfriend -- You stay AWAY from my little girl! -- Dilian Hallie
Elm -- I feel like a tree fell on me. Ouch. -- Korill Sai
Better a miscellaneous warrior-mage than Raigavor the Unholy. -- Larkin Sand
Nerf Gun -- Does this loss mean I'm a nerf? I never knew. -- Small Tamer
Teak -- Wow, pleasant surprise. Thanks. -- Darrin Horrocks
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LOST HAIR was butchered by LONG TALL LEMUEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WET FLOOR was butchered by CONJURED DEMON in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER unbelievably bested IMAI in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
NERF GUN bested KORILL SAI in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND savagely defeated DILIAN HALLIE in a 1 minute competition.
LARKIN SAND vanquished SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ELM was overpowered by BATHTUB RING in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SMALL TAMER handily defeated FIR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK won victory over LAKE PATROL in a 2 minute gory duel.
DARRIN HORROCKS slimly won victory over VOID in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SYNTH overpowered TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
ZOLOR overpowered TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MORTAS demolished PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KLYN bested PRETTY LERONA in a 2 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 9 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 9 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 24 - 0 25 |
Turn 395 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 33 10 0 140 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK LARKIN SAND 3344 14 9 0 106 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
LUNGING ATTACK IMAI 3356 7 4 0 104 CRUX (352)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ELM 3206 23 16 0 85 TREES (340)
PARRY-LUNGE FIR 3251 16 14 2 64 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 6 4 0 60 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is KORILL SAI 3154. The most popular warrior this turn
was IMAI 3356. The ten other most popular fighters were FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, KLYN
3395, KORILL SAI 3154, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, LARKIN
SAND 3344, BATHTUB RING 3341, SMALL TAMER 3181, DARRIN HORROCKS 3402, and MORTAS
3396.
The least popular fighter this week was FIR 3251. The other ten least popular
fighters were DILIAN HALLIE 3328, NERF GUN 3287, WET FLOOR 3400, ZOLOR 3399, SYNTH
3398, VOID 3397, ELM 3206, LOST HAIR 3401, MORTAS 3396, and DARRIN HORROCKS 3402.