DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/02/2021    Duedate: 04/29/2021

TROCAR ARENA

DM-54    TURN-395

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [33-10-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DISSOLVABLE DIAPER             MORTAS
USELESS TOOLS (219)            PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3063) [33-10-0,140]        (54-3396) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KORILL SAI                     IMAI
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        CRUX (352)
(54-3154) [14-37-0,79]         (54-3356) [7-4-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

USELESS TOOLS (219)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PLANET 9 (354)              53
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)    34      USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219)         27      Unchartered Team
4. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)     12
5. CRUX (352)                   2      PLANET 9 (354)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PLANET 9 (354)             4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)       8  2 0
 2/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219)      341 154 15 68.9   2/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   8  6 0
 3/ 2 TREES (340)              106  82  4 56.4   3/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  5  6 0
 4/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  541 486 16 52.7   4/ 0*PLANET 9 (354)            4  1 0
 5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 127 138  6 47.9   5/ 2 TREES (340)               3  9 0
 6/ 5 CRUX (352)                 7  12  0 36.8   6/ 5 CRUX (352)                0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to TROCAR once again!  Biff!  Pow!  TROCAR watched with glee as 
TRADERS OF TROCAR got knocked off top spot by USELESS TOOLS!  Welcome to TROCAR, 
PLANET 9!  We need more teams who can get a 4-1-0 their first time out!  What's with 
BATHTUB RING?  He actually beat TREES' ELM, and walked away with 24 more points from 
the fight.  Laughs were big at BASH BROS BATHROOM while they watched BATHTUB RING 
clobber ELM.  He lost 38 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
TROCAR has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  It challenged CRUX's IMAI 
(7-4-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  Try as she might, IMAI wasn't good 
enough at persuading DISSOLVABLE DIAPER to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  
I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  TROCAR thinks TREES and 
their 106-82-4 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  Management 
must be dealin', as the boys at USELESS TOOLS ain't reelin'!  TREES' mad!  How well I 
know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, IMAI!  Don't make idle boasts, 
they may come back to haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many skills, 
fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063      33  10  0   140       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LARKIN SAND 3344             14   9  0   106       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 BATHTUB RING 3341            14   8  0   106       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 IMAI 3356                     7   4  0   104       CRUX (352)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230           15   5  0    98       USELESS TOOLS (219)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELM 3206                     23  16  0    85       TREES (340)
 NERF GUN 3287                11   5  0    85       USELESS TOOLS (219)
 KORILL SAI 3154              14  37  0    79       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 SMALL TAMER 3181             15  19  0    78       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIR 3251                     16  14  2    64       TREES (340)
 FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319       13  14  0    60       BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
 DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371     6   4  0    60       USELESS TOOLS (219)
-FIREWALL 3322                 7   3  2    59       USELESS TOOLS (219)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DILIAN HALLIE 3328           13  16  0    55       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UPAS 3366                     4   6  0    32       TREES (340)
-BAY 3351                      7   5  0    26       TREES (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRIN HORROCKS 3402          2   0  0    19       TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
 MORTAS 3396                   1   0  0    15       PLANET 9 (354)
 SYNTH 3398                    1   0  0    13       PLANET 9 (354)
 ZOLOR 3399                    1   0  0    13       PLANET 9 (354)
 KLYN 3395                     1   0  0    11       PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387                     2   1  0     7       TREES (340)
 VOID 3397                     0   1  0     1       PLANET 9 (354)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOST HAIR 3401          0  1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 LONG TALL LEMUEL      395  NONE
WET FLOOR 3400          0  1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 CONJURED DEMON        395  NONE
DA'UD SHEEN 3348        7 10 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 FIREWALL 3322         392  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Larkin Sand -- I'm pretty sure formidable bathtub rings is not a competition... -- 
Bathtub Ring 
P.S. I hope you're wrong.  Wouldn't wish that kind of bad on anyone.

Daughter's Boyfriend -- You stay AWAY from my little girl! -- Dilian Hallie

Elm -- I feel like a tree fell on me.  Ouch. -- Korill Sai

Better a miscellaneous warrior-mage than Raigavor the Unholy. -- Larkin Sand

Nerf Gun -- Does this loss mean I'm a nerf?  I never knew. -- Small Tamer

Teak -- Wow, pleasant surprise.  Thanks. -- Darrin Horrocks

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOST HAIR was butchered by LONG TALL LEMUEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WET FLOOR was butchered by CONJURED DEMON in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER unbelievably bested IMAI in a 3 minute Challenge Title match.
NERF GUN bested KORILL SAI in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND savagely defeated DILIAN HALLIE in a 1 minute competition.
LARKIN SAND vanquished SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ELM was overpowered by BATHTUB RING in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SMALL TAMER handily defeated FIR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK won victory over LAKE PATROL in a 2 minute gory duel.
DARRIN HORROCKS slimly won victory over VOID in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SYNTH overpowered TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute uneven match.
ZOLOR overpowered TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MORTAS demolished PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KLYN bested PRETTY LERONA in a 2 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  24 -  0      25  |

Turn 395 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063    33  10  0  140 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK  LARKIN SAND 3344           14   9  0  106 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
LUNGING ATTACK   IMAI 3356                   7   4  0  104 CRUX (352)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ELM 3206                   23  16  0   85 TREES (340)
PARRY-LUNGE      FIR 3251                   16  14  2   64 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK  DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371   6   4  0   60 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KORILL SAI 3154.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was IMAI 3356.  The ten other most popular fighters were FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, KLYN 
3395, KORILL SAI 3154, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, LARKIN 
SAND 3344, BATHTUB RING 3341, SMALL TAMER 3181, DARRIN HORROCKS 3402, and MORTAS 
3396.

The least popular fighter this week was FIR 3251.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DILIAN HALLIE 3328, NERF GUN 3287, WET FLOOR 3400, ZOLOR 3399, SYNTH 
3398, VOID 3397, ELM 3206, LOST HAIR 3401, MORTAS 3396, and DARRIN HORROCKS 3402.