DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/30/2021 Duedate: 05/27/2021
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-396
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [34-10-0,149]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [34-10-0,149]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3344) [14-10-0,104] (54-3344) [14-10-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
USELESS TOOLS (219)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 44
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 24 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. PLANET 9 (354) 23 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 10
5. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 8 PLANET 9 (354)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*PLANET 9 (354) 7 3 0 70.0 1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 10 0 0
2/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 345 154 15 69.1 2/ 4*PLANET 9 (354) 7 3 0
3/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 72 51 4 58.5 3/ 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 8 0
4/ 3 TREES (340) 106 85 4 55.5 4/ 3 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 7 0
5/ 4 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 543 489 16 52.6 5/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 2 1 0
6/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 128 142 6 47.4 6/ 6 CRUX (352) 1 3 0
7/ 6 CRUX (352) 8 12 0 40.0 7/ 5 TREES (340) 1 9 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Tsk, tsk, HAPPY HUNTING beat ZOLOR
and ZOLOR lost 4 points. You're breakin' my heart. DISSOLVABLE DIAPER challenged
LARKIN SAND for TROCAR's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And if variety is
the spice of life, TROCAR may be getting bland, as DISSOLVABLE DIAPER stays top dog
in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some
of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
TROCAR, I am losing what little hope I had in you. TREES the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was PLANET 9. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, ELM was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that ego
swell, sports fans. I guess I can give a little credit to DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND of
USELESS TOOLS for challenging up by 19 to KORILL SAI. DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND won to
get 80 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in TROCAR to get a drink than The Warty Toad!
Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So
nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this
winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 34 10 0 149 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATHTUB RING 3341 15 8 0 111 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
IMAI 3356 8 4 0 108 CRUX (352)
LARKIN SAND 3344 14 10 0 104 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 20 4 0 92 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
NERF GUN 3287 12 5 0 91 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELM 3206 23 17 0 86 TREES (340)
KORILL SAI 3154 14 38 0 80 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 4 0 80 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SMALL TAMER 3181 15 20 0 75 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
FIREWALL 3322 8 3 2 68 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIR 3251 16 15 2 66 TREES (340)
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 14 16 0 62 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-MAGIC POTION 3321 5 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 13 15 0 58 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UPAS 3366 4 6 0 32 TREES (340)
BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
DARRIN HORROCKS 3402 3 0 0 24 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYNTH 3398 2 0 0 22 PLANET 9 (354)
MORTAS 3396 2 0 0 22 PLANET 9 (354)
HAPPY HUNTING 3376 2 0 0 20 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
VOID 3397 1 1 0 14 PLANET 9 (354)
KLYN 3395 1 1 0 9 PLANET 9 (354)
ZOLOR 3399 1 1 0 9 PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DRANK FROM TOILE 3410 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 396 NONE
USED KITCHEN SIN 3409 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 CAPTIVE RIRORNI 396 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WET FLOOR 3403 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 396 NONE
HEDIES 3391 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 CONJURED DEMON 396 NONE
DA'UD SHEEN 3348 7 10 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 FIREWALL 3322 392 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Gladiatorial Commission -- Pretty Lerona is a guy? Gladiator in drag, who knew? LOL --
Klyn
Darrin Horrocks -- I'm not sure if I'm upset I lost or that you didn't kill me and put
me out of my misery. -- Void
After the first few fights, life isn't looking especially promising up ahead. :( --
Planet 9
For the Cincy FtF, Mannequin/Crip are organizing a visit to the Great American Ball
Park on the Friday night (16 Jul, 7:10 start time) to watch the Reds/Brewers game. If
interested, please contact Crip through gwerner - @ - twcny dot rr dot com. Because
of Covid, tickets are being sold in specific pods, so if 8 people want to go, we may
have to sit in two different groups. Please respond by 1 May if interested so we can
pre-purchase the tickets. -- Crip & Mannequin
Nerf Gun -- I am not a nerf, turn your hostility elsewhere. -- Korill Sai
Daughter's Boyfriend -- You could've taught me some arena skills. -- Dilian Hallie
A woman learns eventually to deal with wild men. So I did. He's so hairy, I did a Delilah on him. -- Larkin Sand
Fir -- Not a candidate for a fur coat, obviously. Too prickly. Woulda been like making a live cat into a coat. -- Small Tamer
Void -- A tricky identity. -- Darrin Horrocks
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DRANK FROM TOILET was butchered by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute fight.
USED KITCHEN SINK was murdered by CAPTIVE RIRORNI in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
HEDIES was murdered by CONJURED DEMON in a dull 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
WET FLOOR was butchered by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER luckily beat LARKIN SAND in a 9 minute Challenge Title match.
NERF GUN outwaited ELM in a tiresome 18 minute master's Challenge fight.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND devastated KORILL SAI in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FIREWALL viciously subdued FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
BATHTUB RING vanquished WARRIOR-MAGE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
IMAI overpowered SMALL TAMER in a 1 minute uneven match.
RUSSIAN LULLABY beat FIR in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
DILIAN HALLIE devastated BAY in a exciting 4 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
HAPPY HUNTING bested ZOLOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's bout.
KLYN was defeated by DARRIN HORROCKS in a 3 minute novice's duel.
MORTAS devastated TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VOID overpowered TROLLBAIT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SYNTH devastated PRETTY LERONA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 8 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 23 - 0 32 |
Turn 396 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 34 10 0 149 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK BATHTUB RING 3341 15 8 0 111 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LUNGING ATTACK IMAI 3356 8 4 0 108 CRUX (352)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ELM 3206 23 17 0 86 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 4 0 80 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 8 3 2 68 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE FIR 3251 16 15 2 66 TREES (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was LARKIN SAND 3344. The ten other most popular fighters were FIR 3251,
FIREWALL 3322, DILIAN HALLIE 3328, DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, DARRIN HORROCKS 3402,
BATHTUB RING 3341, HAPPY HUNTING 3376, VOID 3397, DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, and
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319.
The least popular fighter this week was NERF GUN 3287. The other ten least popular
fighters were ELM 3206, HEDIES 3391, BAY 3351, SMALL TAMER 3181, KORILL SAI 3154,
USED KITCHEN SINK 3409, MORTAS 3396, KLYN 3395, WET FLOOR 3403, and DRANK FROM TOILET
3410.
SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!
(well actually, Kentucky)
We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Cincinnati, Ohio, July 16-18, 2021. It
will be held at the Embassy Suites Cincinnati Rivercenter on the banks of the Ohio
River (actually in Covington, Kentucky (866-344-7548). Room rates are $139.00 per
night for kings, $179 for doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary
manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness
center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--the code is "RS1" (note that's RS
one not RSI).
The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF65
Please note that doubles are limited. As always, if the block is full, please make
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation.
The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June. We are very looking
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!
P.S. The dates are set for the next winter FTF: January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.