DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2021 Duedate: 06/24/2021
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-397
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [35-10-0,157]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER MORTAS
USELESS TOOLS (219) PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3063) [35-10-0,157] (54-3396) [3-0-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3344) [14-11-0,104] (54-3344) [14-11-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PLANET 9 (354)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 52
2. GR8 PL8TS (353) 29 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 19 Unchartered Team
4. USELESS TOOLS (219) 10
5. PLANET 9 (354) 9 PLANET 9 (354)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 347 156 15 69.0 1/ 2*PLANET 9 (354) 10 5 0
2/ 1*PLANET 9 (354) 10 5 0 66.7 2/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 9 2 0
3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 73 52 4 58.4 3/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 8 0
4/ 4 TREES (340) 108 86 4 55.7 4/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 8 0
5/ 5 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 545 492 16 52.6 5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 3 2 0
6/ 0*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0 50.0 6/ 7 TREES (340) 2 6 0
7/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 130 144 6 47.4 7- 6 CRUX (352) 1 1 0
8- 7 CRUX (352) 8 12 0 40.0 8/ 0*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
TROCAR. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to USELESS TOOLS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
PLANET 9 stable. Hey everybody, watch out for FALLEN TOWEL RACK, who flew up 17
points in the rankings after mashing VENOMOUS CONCUBINE like a melon. Keep your eye
on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was FIREWALL, who dropped 8
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SMALL TAMER. Well here's a
duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! DISSOLVABLE DIAPER made a
challenge against LARKIN SAND this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with
aught but bloody knuckles was TRADERS OF TROCAR's LARKIN SAND, who was turned away
from the Duelmastership by DISSOLVABLE DIAPER. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid BOOK OF THOMAS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does TROCAR really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: BOOK OF THOMAS + Weapons That
go Boom = USELESS TOOLS + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes,
ELM would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Here's some advice: warriors with little
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TROCAR have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 35 10 0 157 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATHTUB RING 3341 16 8 0 116 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-IMAI 3356 8 4 0 108 CRUX (352)
LARKIN SAND 3344 14 11 0 104 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
NERF GUN 3287 13 5 0 102 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ELM 3206 24 17 0 91 TREES (340)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 20 5 0 89 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SMALL TAMER 3181 16 20 0 86 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
KORILL SAI 3154 14 39 0 81 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 5 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
FIR 3251 17 15 2 76 TREES (340)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 14 15 0 75 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREWALL 3322 8 4 2 60 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-MAGIC POTION 3321 5 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 14 17 0 59 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRIN HORROCKS 3402 4 0 0 34 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
MORTAS 3396 3 0 0 26 PLANET 9 (354)
UPAS 3366 4 7 0 24 TREES (340)
SYNTH 3398 3 0 0 24 PLANET 9 (354)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAPPY HUNTING 3376 3 0 0 23 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
ZOLOR 3399 2 1 0 18 PLANET 9 (354)
ESCUZME 3386 1 0 0 16 GR8 PL8TS (353)
HUMP DAY 3384 0 1 0 13 GR8 PL8TS (353)
VOID 3397 1 2 0 12 PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KLYN 3395 1 2 0 5 PLANET 9 (354)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DRANK FROM TOILE 3413 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK 397 NONE
USED KITCHEN SIN 3412 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK 397 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Darrin Horrocks -- You improved your win-loss record at my expense? How dare you! Oh
wait, that's what we're supposed to do. Never mind, my bad. -- Klyn
Happy Hunting -- I got in my licks so I guess it's on me that I didn't win. Maybe next
time, but give me a few fights for the chance to improve first. -- Zolor
Dissolvable Diaper -- Improving your endurance is good. Even critical. -- Larkin Sand
Daughter's Boyfriend -- No lie. And I hate the way you suck up skills without
teaching. -- Korill Sai
P.S. You won't get NEAR my daughter.
Imai -- Delta Crucis. Always good to get things straight. Skills would be good. Too
bad that isn't something you can specify, either teaching or learning. -- Small Tamer
Bay -- How can a tree be a golem? One of those artificial jobs? Plastic or tin foil?
Tough luck on you. -- Dilian Hallie
Klyn -- Good try. Now you have a symmetrical record. Not a disaster at this point.
-- Darrin Horrocks
Void -- If you want an end, you and your manager have to work that out. -- Darrin
Horrocks
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DRANK FROM TOILET was butchered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute fight.
USED KITCHEN SINK was slaughtered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute battle.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER outlasted LARKIN SAND in a 8 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
NERF GUN outwaited RUSSIAN LULLABY in a 21 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
FIREWALL was devastated by SMALL TAMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND was defeated by ELM in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BATHTUB RING overpowered KORILL SAI in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DILIAN HALLIE was overpowered by FIR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK won victory over VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
UPAS was narrowly defeated by DARRIN HORROCKS in a 3 minute fight.
HAPPY HUNTING beat VOID in a 1 minute novice's fight.
KLYN was demolished by ESCUZME in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MORTAS bested MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute novice's battle.
SYNTH bested HUMP DAY in a 1 minute bout.
ZOLOR handily defeated TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 8 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 24 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 397 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 35 10 0 157 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK BATHTUB RING 3341 16 8 0 116 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ELM 3206 24 17 0 91 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 5 0 79 USELESS TOOLS (219)
PARRY-LUNGE FIR 3251 17 15 2 76 TREES (340)
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 8 4 2 60 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WALL OF STEEL DARRIN HORROCKS 3402 4 0 0 34 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was LARKIN SAND 3344. The ten other most popular fighters were DISSOLVABLE
DIAPER 3063, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, DARRIN HORROCKS 3402, FIR 3251, ESCUZME 3386,
SMALL TAMER 3181, DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, ELM 3206, BATHTUB RING 3341, and DILIAN
HALLIE 3328.
The least popular fighter this week was NERF GUN 3287. The other ten least popular
fighters were RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, KLYN 3395, KORILL SAI 3154, USED KITCHEN SINK
3412, DRANK FROM TOILET 3413, HUMP DAY 3384, VOID 3397, UPAS 3366, FIREWALL 3322, and
ZOLOR 3399.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ELM (54-3206) TREES (340)
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WOLFINMYCLOTHES 961 (280-158-14) 0 5 0 SIS BOOM BAA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 (49-36-1) 4 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (57-45-1) 4 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHINA WHITE 3214 (16-9-1) 2 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 (6-4-0) 3 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
FIREWALL 3322 (7-3-2) 3 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUMP DAY 3384 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 GR8 PL8TS
MIMOSA 3393 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 CRUX