DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/25/2021 Duedate: 07/22/2021
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-398
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [36-10-0,161]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER SYNTH
USELESS TOOLS (219) PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3063) [36-10-0,161] (54-3398) [4-0-1,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3344) [15-11-0,116] (54-3344) [15-11-0,116]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PLANET 9 (354)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PLANET 9 (354) 37
2. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 23 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. TREES (340) 9 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 7
5. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 2 PLANET 9 (354)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 349 158 15 68.8 1/ 1*PLANET 9 (354) 9 6 1
2/ 2*PLANET 9 (354) 13 7 1 65.0 2/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 4 0
3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 74 54 4 57.8 3/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 8 0
4/ 4 TREES (340) 109 87 4 55.6 4/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 4 4 0
5/ 5 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 548 494 16 52.6 5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 4 7 1
6- 6*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0 50.0 6/ 6 TREES (340) 3 5 0
7/ 7 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 131 145 7 47.5 7- 7 CRUX (352) 1 0 0
8- 8 CRUX (352) 8 12 0 40.0 8- 8*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of TROCAR! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. SYNTH caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DARRIN HORROCKS and was awarded 23
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, KORILL SAI put down
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND, causing him to lose 4 points of recognition in the process. As
is fitting, the most sought after warrior on the challenge boards this week was none
other than Duelmaster DISSOLVABLE DIAPER itself. Most watched of the fights this
week, the spotlight was on ELM as he bore arms against the challenge of reigning
Duelmaster DISSOLVABLE DIAPER. Not for nothing has DISSOLVABLE DIAPER in the past
laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week it's proven its combat skill yet
again. Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights
without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades
that is city TROCAR. I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's
challenge seeking began. BOOK OF THOMAS is feared. This much I can say. If you
didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of USELESS
TOOLS last week. Busy avoiding BOOK OF THOMAS?
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? My condolences to TRADERS OF TROCAR for their loss of a very
promising warrior, DARRIN HORROCKS. DARRIN HORROCKS went to doom before the arms of
SYNTH, a warrior of PLANET 9. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable
with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in TROCAR as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 36 10 0 161 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATHTUB RING 3341 17 8 1 121 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LARKIN SAND 3344 15 11 0 116 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-IMAI 3356 8 4 0 108 CRUX (352)
SMALL TAMER 3181 17 20 0 104 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-POWERLESS AMP 3230 15 5 0 98 USELESS TOOLS (219)
NERF GUN 3287 13 6 0 97 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213 20 6 0 90 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
KORILL SAI 3154 15 39 0 87 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
FIR 3251 18 15 2 84 TREES (340)
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 6 0 75 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 14 16 0 72 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREWALL 3322 9 4 2 66 USELESS TOOLS (219)
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 14 18 0 60 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-MAGIC POTION 3321 5 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYNTH 3398 4 0 1 47 PLANET 9 (354)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAPPY HUNTING 3376 4 0 0 28 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
VOID 3397 2 2 0 27 PLANET 9 (354)
-UPAS 3366 4 7 0 24 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORTAS 3396 3 1 0 22 PLANET 9 (354)
ZOLOR 3399 3 1 0 20 PLANET 9 (354)
-ESCUZME 3386 1 0 0 16 GR8 PL8TS (353)
-HUMP DAY 3384 0 1 0 13 GR8 PL8TS (353)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
KLYN 3395 1 3 0 6 PLANET 9 (354)
WHIMSICAL 3411 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WARRIOR-MAGE 0 0 0 BATHTUB RING 3341 398 NONE
DARRIN HORROCKS 3402 4 1 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 SYNTH 3398 398
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants, with a special shout for Hump Day, tourney victor
in Rookies. -- Traders of Trocar
Dissolvable Diaper -- A lot of back and forth there, I almost had the win a couple of
times, but it dissolved and slipped through my fingers. Thanks for the skills. --
Larkin Sand
Firewall -- What did you let past? -- Small Tamer
Bathtub Ring -- You fought rings around me. Dirty rings. -- Korill Sai
Fir -- Thanks for the skills. -- Dilian Hallie
Upas -- I'm not going to sleep anywhere near you. -- Darrin Horrocks
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER outwaited ELM in a 15 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
NERF GUN was viciously subdued by LARKIN SAND in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge match.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND was bested by KORILL SAI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BATHTUB RING assassinated WARRIOR-MAGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FIR viciously subdued FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's duel.
RUSSIAN LULLABY was viciously subdued by SMALL TAMER in a 4 minute competition.
FIREWALL viciously subdued DILIAN HALLIE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
DARRIN HORROCKS was assassinated by SYNTH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MORTAS was overpowered by LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAPPY HUNTING handily defeated KLYN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VOID demolished MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ZOLOR overcame WHIMSICAL in a 1 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 1 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 16 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 25 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 398 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 36 10 0 161 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK BATHTUB RING 3341 17 8 1 121 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
PARRY-LUNGE FIR 3251 18 15 2 84 TREES (340)
SLASHING ATTACK DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 7 6 0 75 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 9 4 2 66 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW SYNTH 3398 4 0 1 47 PLANET 9 (354)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was LARKIN SAND 3344. The ten other most popular fighters were FIR 3251, SMALL
TAMER 3181, FIREWALL 3322, NERF GUN 3287, KORILL SAI 3154, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319,
VOID 3397, RUSSIAN LULLABY 3213, DILIAN HALLIE 3328, and HAPPY HUNTING 3376.
The least popular fighter this week was DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063. The other ten least
popular fighters were WHIMSICAL 3411, KLYN 3395, MORTAS 3396, DARRIN HORROCKS 3402,
SYNTH 3398, BATHTUB RING 3341, DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371, ZOLOR 3399, HAPPY HUNTING
3376, and DILIAN HALLIE 3328.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BATHTUB RING (54-3341) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ELM (54-3206) TREES (340)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUDE RICK (18-10632) WEIRD STUDENTS (723)
KNITTED AFGHAN (73-4123) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
INNEY AUDI (82-5509) FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE (82-10150) SAFE ON AN ERROR (1500)
YUTICU (82-35822) WOTB A30 (5910)
VAMPIRIC MAIL (84-9355) SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)
PROVE PLANKING (85-12093) JAN 16 T (2205)
PONDER (85-24880) VERBS II (4573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes