DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/24/2022 Duedate: 07/21/2022
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-411
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3344) [23-16-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3063) [37-13-0,140]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND LARKIN SAND
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3344) [23-16-0,119] (54-3344) [23-16-0,119]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 38
2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 24 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 21 Unchartered Team
4. PLANET 9 (354) 9
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 0 I WISH (222)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 362 165 17 68.7 1/ 1 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 9 2 0
2/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 31 20 1 60.8 2/ 4 USELESS TOOLS (219) 7 3 1
3- 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 89 66 4 57.4 3/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 5 10 0
4/ 4 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 576 531 16 52.0 4/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 4 3 0
5/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 156 170 7 47.9 5- 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in TROCAR this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, FIREWALL fought DILIAN HALLIE and
gained 19 points and contributed to USELESS TOOLS' 3-2-0. DARRIN HORROCKS 2 has lost
to MOLD, falling 5 points, while helping make TRADERS OF TROCAR a 1-4-0 turn. This
week's Duelmaster bout was between LARKIN SAND and our Duelmaster DISSOLVABLE DIAPER,
making a challenge. And all eyes were on LARKIN SAND this turn as she ascended to
the throne of Duelmaster. TROCAR has a new victor! Tell me, is nothing sacred? I
have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew.
Talk about gristle!
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. I also notice that the PLANET 9 stable was the most avoided
team this turn. Come on TROCAR, what are you afraid of? And avoiding PLANET 9 more
than any other team we find USELESS TOOLS. TROCAR, are we going to accept, or
respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that KORILL SAI from
TRADERS OF TROCAR was TROCAR's most challenged warrior this turn.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that TROCAR has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, TROCAR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in TROCAR and I've a long
road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LARKIN SAND 3344 23 16 0 119 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 37 13 0 140 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-SYNTH 3398 12 3 1 127 PLANET 9 (354)
NERF GUN 3287 16 7 0 110 USELESS TOOLS (219)
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 10 7 0 110 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 18 25 0 106 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
FIREWALL 3322 12 5 2 99 USELESS TOOLS (219)
DILIAN HALLIE 3328 24 21 0 93 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOLOR 3399 10 4 0 80 PLANET 9 (354)
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOGGED DRAIN 3436 6 0 0 66 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-MAGIC POTION 3321 5 1 0 60 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WET FLOOR 3425 7 2 0 49 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
MOLD 3426 4 0 0 41 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-HAPPY HUNTING 3376 8 5 0 37 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
-WHIMSICAL 3411 6 4 0 22 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-ERLANG SHEN 3440 3 0 0 22 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
KLYN 3395 4 8 0 21 PLANET 9 (354)
DARRIN HORROCKS 2 3418 2 11 0 17 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-MORTAS 3396 3 2 0 11 PLANET 9 (354)
KAI LUNG 3439 0 6 0 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FOGHORN 3422 1 1 1 USELESS TOOLS 219 JENNE THE KNIFE 411 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Daughter's Boyfriend -- A useless tool, as your team name declares. But she did
better later. -- Dillian Hallie
Nerf Gun -- How often do we have to tell you that we are NOT nerfs? And it isn't an
allowed weapon in the arena. -- Larkin Sand
P.S. I hate long fights. Seven minutes counts as long.
Zolor -- Never trust an insurance agent. They're out to get your money and helping
you is secondary. Or maybe even tertiary. -- Korill Sai
P.S. 11-9-16-9-11-15-13 LU longsword low/moderate
Mold -- Not well maintained, is it? -- Darrin Horrocks
Klyn -- I wish that you would go back to your mysterious and especially DISTANT ninth
planet. You are not an adornment to the arena of Trocar. -- Kia Lung
P.S. True, neither am I, but your present makes a bad situation worse.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FOGHORN was butchered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER was viciously subdued by LARKIN SAND in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK overpowered KORILL SAI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DILIAN HALLIE was overpowered by FIREWALL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND devastated SHAGORNAN WILD MAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NERF GUN unbelievably bested ZOLOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched match.
CLOGGED DRAIN handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WET FLOOR won victory over RIRORNI SLAVER in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
MOLD vanquished DARRIN HORROCKS 2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
KLYN overcame KAI LUNG in a 2 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 4 - 1 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 28 - 17 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 411 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK LARKIN SAND 3344 23 16 0 119 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TOTAL PARRY DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063 37 13 0 140 USELESS TOOLS (219)
SLASHING ATTACK DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371 10 7 0 110 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 12 5 2 99 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW DILIAN HALLIE 3328 24 21 0 93 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ZOLOR 3399 10 4 0 80 PLANET 9 (354)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was LARKIN SAND 3344. The ten other most popular fighters were ZOLOR 3399,
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER 3063, KLYN 3395, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, FIREWALL 3322, CLOGGED
DRAIN 3436, WET FLOOR 3425, MOLD 3426, NERF GUN 3287, and DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND 3371.
The least popular fighter this week was DILIAN HALLIE 3328. The other ten least
popular fighters were FOGHORN 3422, KAI LUNG 3439, DARRIN HORROCKS 2 3418, DAUGHTER'S
BOYFRIEND 3371, NERF GUN 3287, MOLD 3426, WET FLOOR 3425, CLOGGED DRAIN 3436,
FIREWALL 3322, and FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DISSOLVABLE DIAPER (54-3063) USELESS TOOLS (219)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KORILL SAI (54-3154) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
GECKO (82-4572) REPTILIAN REBELS (617)
0004 (82-12395) OCT 2001 2 (1813)
CRAZY 17 (84-11450) CRAZY 88 6 (2077)
UBER (85-4046) IT'S NEWARK! (736)
MARCELINE (85-9958) ADVENTURE TIME 2 (1809)
HIP KOALA (85-38711) TIME 4 TOURNEY XIII (7060)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes
This is just a reminder to all who plan to enter the contest in Seam that it is a
no-tourney arena, and is therefore subject to the no-tourney rules. The pledge all
participants must take when entering a team in this arena is as follows:
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NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor
will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives
a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.
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Please send your agreement with your new team.
Best of luck in the arena and in the contest!