DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/19/2022 Duedate: 09/15/2022
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-413
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FIREWALL
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3322) [13-5-2,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SYNTH HUMP DAY
PLANET 9 (354) GR8 PL8TS (353)
(54-3398) [13-3-1,130] (54-3384) [1-3-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND ZOLOR
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3344) [24-17-0,91] (54-3399) [10-5-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 26
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 13 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. PLANET 9 (354) 6 Unchartered Team
4. GR8 PL8TS (353) 2
5. TREES (340) 2 GR8 PL8TS (353)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 364 168 17 68.4 1/ 1 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 8 5 0
2/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 32 21 1 60.4 2/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 7 6 1
3/ 0 TREES (340) 112 92 4 54.9 3/ 2 USELESS TOOLS (219) 5 5 0
4/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 582 533 17 52.2 4/ 4 PLANET 9 (354) 2 2 0
5/ 0*GR8 PL8TS (353) 4 4 0 50.0 5/ 0*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0
6/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 160 175 7 47.8 6/ 0 TREES (340) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
There's no telling, Nerf Gun, but if Trocar experienced a sudden rush of nerfs to the
arena, you might become useful. You can always hope.
-- Larkin Sand
SPY REPORT
Welcome TROCAR. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have
I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... What's with DIRTY GROUT?
He actually beat GR8 PL8TS' ESCUZME, and walked away with 13 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at TRADERS OF TROCAR while they watched DILIAN HALLIE clobber
FALLEN TOWEL RACK. He lost 7 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the
stands. I'm sure TROCAR is excited about FIREWALL, the new Duelmaster from USELESS
TOOLS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I have... Wouldn't it be nice
to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of
convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was USELESS TOOLS. In my day, no team with a 362-167-17 would
scare me off! What's the problem, BASH BROS BATHROOM?
Warriors of TROCAR unite. You have only your games to lose! GURTARGAN MONK
killed WET FLOOR, and expects revenge from BASH BROS BATHROOM. The dead are better
off dead--they have no worries. DARRIN HORROCKS 2 of TRADERS OF TROCAR didn't know
when to quit. When you've got a 3-12-0, that's a good sign. Now he's dead. How
long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREWALL 3322 13 5 2 115 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYNTH 3398 13 3 1 130 PLANET 9 (354)
NERF GUN 3287 17 8 0 97 USELESS TOOLS (219)
LARKIN SAND 3344 24 17 0 91 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 18 27 0 86 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
FIR 3251 20 19 2 85 TREES (340)
ZOLOR 3399 10 5 0 83 PLANET 9 (354)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOGGED DRAIN 3436 7 1 0 66 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
MOLD 3426 6 0 0 58 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
HUMP DAY 3384 1 3 0 26 GR8 PL8TS (353)
KAI LUNG 3439 2 6 1 25 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-UPAS 3366 4 7 0 24 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
-KLYN 3395 4 8 0 21 PLANET 9 (354)
ESCUZME 3386 3 1 0 13 GR8 PL8TS (353)
DIRTY GROUT 3438 0 1 0 13 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-MORTAS 3396 3 2 0 11 PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
-EBONY 3417 1 1 0 6 TREES (340)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WET FLOOR 3425 8 3 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 GURTARGAN MONK 413 NONE
DARRIN HORROCKS 3418 3 12 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 JHELUM RAIDER 413 NONE
WET TISSUE 3453 0 1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219 SHAGORNAN CHIEFT 413 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We don't know if we did personals for Trocar two weeks ago, when things got confused,
but we're gambling we did not, so here are these. -- Jorja, Traders of Trocar
Fallen Towel Rack -- Fallen again. -- Dilian Hallie
P.S. AB: 11-13-10-13-17-9-11 SS low/very low
That apprentice was SUCH a loser! I kept him in play four minutes to demonstrate his
worthlessness. -- Darrin Horrocks
That cult member was like all cultists of his type and had no appreciation of nuance
and irony. I did what I had to. -- Kai Lung
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WET TISSUE was butchered by SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LARKIN SAND was devastated by FIREWALL in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SYNTH subdued FIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's fight.
DILIAN HALLIE devastated FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NERF GUN bested ZOLOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided duel.
WET FLOOR was killed by GURTARGAN MONK in a 2 minute brawl.
CLOGGED DRAIN handily defeated RIRORNI SLAVER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOLD vanquished HUMP DAY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DARRIN HORROCKS 2 was viciously butchered by JHELUM RAIDER in a 4 minute fight.
KAI LUNG beat CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute melee.
ESCUZME savagely defeated DIRTY GROUT in a 1 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 4 - 1 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 29 - 12 - 0 71 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 15 - 1 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 6 - 1 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 413 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 13 5 2 115 USELESS TOOLS (219)
AIMED BLOW SYNTH 3398 13 3 1 130 PLANET 9 (354)
TOTAL PARRY NERF GUN 3287 17 8 0 97 USELESS TOOLS (219)
STRIKING ATTACK LARKIN SAND 3344 24 17 0 91 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
PARRY-LUNGE FIR 3251 20 19 2 85 TREES (340)
LUNGING ATTACK ZOLOR 3399 10 5 0 83 PLANET 9 (354)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZOLOR 3399. The ten other most popular fighters were DARRIN HORROCKS 2
3418, FIREWALL 3322, WET FLOOR 3425, SYNTH 3398, LARKIN SAND 3344, NERF GUN 3287,
CLOGGED DRAIN 3436, KAI LUNG 3439, ESCUZME 3386, and WET TISSUE 3453.
The least popular fighter this week was DIRTY GROUT 3438. The other ten least
popular fighters were HUMP DAY 3384, MOLD 3426, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, FIR 3251, WET
TISSUE 3453, ESCUZME 3386, KAI LUNG 3439, CLOGGED DRAIN 3436, NERF GUN 3287, and
LARKIN SAND 3344.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DILIAN HALLIE (54-3328) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)