DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/14/2022 Duedate: 11/10/2022
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-415
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SYNTH
PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3398) [15-3-1,157]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SYNTH POSITION IS EMPTY
PLANET 9 (354)
(54-3398) [15-3-1,157]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LARKIN SAND RIZZO
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) THE MUPPETS (20)
(54-3344) [25-18-0,98] (54-2405) [9-6-1,55]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 46
2. PLANET 9 (354) 24 PLANET 9 (354)
3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 15 Unchartered Team
4. THE MUPPETS (20) 9
5. USELESS TOOLS (219) 0 NIGHT PROWLERS (269)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 364 168 17 68.4 1/ 1 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 9 3 1
2/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 37 22 1 62.7 2/ 3 PLANET 9 (354) 6 2 0
3/ 0 THE MUPPETS (20) 79 57 5 58.1 3/ 2 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 5 9 1
4/ 3 TREES (340) 112 93 4 54.6 4/ 0 THE MUPPETS (20) 3 2 0
5/ 4 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 589 534 18 52.4 5- 4 USELESS TOOLS (219) 2 1 0
6- 5*GR8 PL8TS (353) 4 4 0 50.0 6- 5*GR8 PL8TS (353) 1 1 0
7/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 163 181 8 47.4 7/ 6 TREES (340) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I made it back to being Duelmaster! Yay, me. Funny trivia, I defeated Larking Sand to
re-claim the throne and it was a win in a random match vs Mr Sand the first time I won
the title. Small arenas, eh? Pretty quiet around here, lately. Altho I noticed one of
our competitors, some guy named Mold (yukk), had the sparse crowd stirred up. Mold put
his undefeated 6-0-0 record to the test with a nighttime fight in the Dark Arena, and
won! Was his challenge a desperate cry for an escape even at the risk of death? Or is
he really just that confident? Personally, I think it's part of an Alastari wide
disease that afflicts gladiators throughout the land. Makes some of us go mad and seek
release via death and what better way than to blindly leap into battle against an
unknown monster, at night! For the record, I don't feel the urge. I know my fans were
quite concerned. LOL Well, on to the next fight and may Lady Luck continue to be my
guide.
-- Synth, Off-Worlder Extraordinaire
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! THE MUPPETS had cause to celebrate, after RALPH got 16 points by
beating FIR. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more,
after losing 3 points to CLOGGED DRAIN. (Discrete enough, COOKIE MONSTER?) SYNTH
successfully staved off a grab for the roses by FOZZY of THE MUPPETS. Does TROCAR
have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So who's the team that's been walking
into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! The manager at BASH BROS BATHROOM must have some new strategy for sending
MOLD, a warrior with 7-0-1, to the Dark Arena. Watch this space! Ask not a
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an
unconscious stupor.
All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Do not despair!
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SYNTH 3398 15 3 1 157 PLANET 9 (354)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FIREWALL 3322 13 5 2 115 USELESS TOOLS (219)
ZOLOR 3399 12 5 0 99 PLANET 9 (354)
LARKIN SAND 3344 25 18 0 98 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CLOGGED DRAIN 3436 9 1 0 98 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-NERF GUN 3287 17 8 0 97 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FOZZY 2398 16 8 1 93 THE MUPPETS (20)
RALPH 2397 10 14 1 93 THE MUPPETS (20)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 18 29 0 87 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
FIR 3251 20 20 2 82 TREES (340)
COOKIE MONSTER 262 19 8 0 82 THE MUPPETS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIZZO 2405 9 6 1 55 THE MUPPETS (20)
KAI LUNG 3439 4 6 2 43 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KLYN 3395 5 9 0 32 PLANET 9 (354)
-BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
SAM 2692 5 1 0 26 THE MUPPETS (20)
-HUMP DAY 3384 1 3 0 26 GR8 PL8TS (353)
-UPAS 3366 4 7 0 24 TREES (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KANJI SAI 3456 2 0 0 16 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 1 0 0 16 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DIRTY GROUT 3438 0 3 0 15 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-ESCUZME 3386 3 1 0 13 GR8 PL8TS (353)
-MORTAS 3396 3 2 0 11 PLANET 9 (354)
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 1 0 0 8 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
-EBONY 3417 1 1 0 6 TREES (340)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JHELUM RAIDER 0 0 0 KAI LUNG 3439 415 NONE
CHIPPED FLOOR 3455 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 SHAGORNAN CHIEFT 415 NONE
MOLD 3426 7 1 1 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 415 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Firewall -- I was tempted to build a fire and test your team concept, but what if I'd
been wrong and gotten stuck with the column. Not going to risk it. -- Larkin Sand
Fallen Towel Rack -- Sure enough, I reached out hang a towel on you, and down you
came. -- Dilian Hallie
I think we should start a war with the Jhelumites. They've been hiring Rirorni to
raid us and sending them to kill our gladiators. Unacceptable. But I can't fight in
that war because I'm dead. -- the late Darrin Horrocks
Another fool of a cultist! -- Kai Lung
Fallen Towel Rack -- Thank you kind sir, for all those skills you taught. Also,
standing there like a tree stump and allowing me to play target practice on you, was
indeed, very kind. I wish I fought you every turn. -- Zolor
P.S. -- and I am without malice, so you needn't worry about death.
Zolor -- Do you think he bought the false sincerity? -- Synth
Synth -- I guess I'll find out. -- Zolor
Hey guys, I won this turn. -- Klyn
No one cares! -- The rest of the Planet 9 Crew
Since we had a few too many volunteers, the Frost Giant mission is now closed. Those
who were not taken will be first considered in the next mission. And thank you! --
Keel Woodhaven
I know I'm running a short team here, it's unintentional. When I find those lazy bums
who are supposed to be fighting, I'll get 'em moving. -- Jorja, Traders of Trocar
P.S. Please don't kill anyone who is here and shows up reliably.
Synth -- I'm glad it's you doing the column today. -- Larkin Sand
Dirty Grout -- I fear that beside your unclean habits you may be laboring under a
potentially fatal input error. -- Kai Lung
Trollbait was an easy foe. That implies that trolls are not skilled hunters. -- Kanji
Sai
Kanji -- Don't you believe it! -- Larkin Sand
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOLD was butchered by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHIPPED FLOOR was dispatched by SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SYNTH handily defeated FOZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
ZOLOR viciously subdued FALLEN TOWEL RACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
LARKIN SAND overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CLOGGED DRAIN bested COOKIE MONSTER in a 5 minute duel.
RALPH overpowered FIR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RIZZO viciously subdued KLYN in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
KAI LUNG viciously butchered JHELUM RAIDER in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
SAM luckily beat DIRTY GROUT in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
KANJI SAI defeated TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
DARRIA HORROCKS handily defeated PRETTY LERONA in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
DORIAN HALLIE subdued TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 30 - 9 - 0 77 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 2 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 2 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 415 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SYNTH 3398 15 3 1 157 PLANET 9 (354)
LUNGING ATTACK ZOLOR 3399 12 5 0 99 PLANET 9 (354)
STRIKING ATTACK LARKIN SAND 3344 25 18 0 98 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TOTAL PARRY COOKIE MONSTER 262 19 8 0 82 THE MUPPETS (20)
PARRY-STRIKE RIZZO 2405 9 6 1 55 THE MUPPETS (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LARKIN SAND 3344. The most popular warrior this
turn was RIZZO 2405. The ten other most popular fighters were ZOLOR 3399, CLOGGED
DRAIN 3436, DIRTY GROUT 3438, RALPH 2397, KLYN 3395, DARRIA HORROCKS 3457, LARKIN
SAND 3344, KAI LUNG 3439, SYNTH 3398, and SAM 2692.
The least popular fighter this week was COOKIE MONSTER 262. The other ten least
popular fighters were FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, FOZZY 2398, DORIAN HALLIE 3458, FIR
3251, CHIPPED FLOOR 3455, MOLD 3426, KANJI SAI 3456, SAM 2692, SYNTH 3398, and KAI
LUNG 3439.