DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/23/2023 Duedate: 07/20/2023
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-424
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FIREWALL
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3322) [16-5-3,166]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FIREWALL HUMP DAY
USELESS TOOLS (219) GR8 PL8TS (353)
(54-3322) [16-5-3,166] (54-3384) [4-5-0,39]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FIREWALL WHIMSICAL
USELESS TOOLS (219) BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
(54-3322) [16-5-3,166] (54-3411) [9-7-0,44]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MUPPETS (20)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MUPPETS (20) 67
2. USELESS TOOLS (219) 47 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. MASS EFFECT (332) 41 Unchartered Team
4. PLANET 9 (354) 22
5. F.N.B. II (360) 12 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 372 173 18 68.3 1/ 2 THE MUPPETS (20) 11 4 1
2/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 49 29 4 62.8 2/ 1 MASS EFFECT (332) 9 6 2
3/ 3 MASS EFFECT (332) 73 45 2 61.9 3/ 5 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 5 1
4/ 6 THE MUPPETS (20) 102 79 6 56.4 4/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 6 6 0
5/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 100 79 4 55.9 5/ 8*F.N.B. II (360) 6 9 0
6- 5 TREES (340) 117 94 5 55.5 6/ 4 PLANET 9 (354) 4 3 2
7/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 601 562 18 51.7 7/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 3 7 0
8/ 9*GR8 PL8TS (353) 9 10 0 47.4 8/10*GR8 PL8TS (353) 2 2 0
9/10*F.N.B. II (360) 9 10 0 47.4 9/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 2 12 0
10/ 8 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 176 197 8 47.2 10- 9 TREES (340) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
So nice to get to sit on the throne that I was sitting on when the boss went on hiatus
last fall.
But what I really want to know, is who stuck all these bits of chewing gum under the
armrests in my absence?
-- Firewall
Useless Tool
2-Time Duelmaster of Trocar
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, MASS EFFECT, since THE
MUPPETS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. F.N.B. II turned
their 3-2-0 turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than
this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 5-0-0 is nice, but don't
get cocky, THE MUPPETS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see JACK win a fight and gain 28 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, JACK beat MAGIC POTION and MAGIC POTION lost 35 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Looks like TROCAR has some guts at least, FIREWALL the Duelmaster
was this turn's most-challenged warrior. FIREWALL challenged HAPPY HUNTING for
TROCAR's Title this turn, and guess what happened? And if variety is the spice of
life, TROCAR may be getting bland, as FIREWALL stays top dog in the city. I'm not in
a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, TROCAR?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? THE MUPPETS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was USELESS TOOLS.
Ha ha ha ha! I guess I can give a little credit to SAM of THE MUPPETS for
challenging up by 23 to WHIMSICAL. SAM won to get 53 points of recognition.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... HAPPY
HUNTING, a glorious 11-7-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad BOOK OF THOMAS.
And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, KAI LUNG of TRADERS OF TROCAR
has added the final loss to his 6-12-2. Tee hee! Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...
LEGION, a glorious 12-10-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad MASS EFFECT.
Seriously now, is it really honorable for FIREWALL from USELESS TOOLS to kill HAPPY
HUNTING and give BOOK OF THOMAS the chance to bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. Titanium
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of
weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of TROCAR. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of
this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIREWALL 3322 16 5 3 166 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOKIE MONSTER 262 24 12 0 109 THE MUPPETS (20)
-FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 19 35 0 100 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
JACK 3123 16 8 0 99 MASS EFFECT (332)
NERF GUN 3287 19 9 0 96 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIRTY GROUT 3438 6 6 0 90 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
SPECIES 37 3163 15 6 1 83 MASS EFFECT (332)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
MAGIC POTION 3321 8 4 0 77 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 8 10 1 68 MASS EFFECT (332)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KLYN 3395 8 12 1 66 PLANET 9 (354)
-CHIPPED FLOOR 3464 4 0 0 58 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM 2692 9 6 0 53 THE MUPPETS (20)
RIZZO 2405 11 13 1 52 THE MUPPETS (20)
BIG MEAN CARL 3480 3 0 1 45 THE MUPPETS (20)
WHIMSICAL 3411 9 7 0 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
HUMP DAY 3384 4 5 0 39 GR8 PL8TS (353)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TALI'ZORAH 3378 7 2 0 33 MASS EFFECT (332)
ERLANG SHEN 3440 5 4 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-BAY 3351 7 6 0 27 TREES (340)
ESCUZME 3386 5 1 0 27 GR8 PL8TS (353)
TOLES 3472 3 2 0 26 F.N.B. II (360)
-UPAS 3366 4 7 0 24 TREES (340)
ELEANOR 3471 1 2 0 24 F.N.B. II (360)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
KANJI SAI 3456 5 6 0 21 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
MOLD 3467 2 1 0 21 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 5 5 0 20 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
CAKE TESTER 3481 2 1 0 19 USELESS TOOLS (219)
MISS PIGGY 3479 2 1 0 17 THE MUPPETS (20)
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 3 7 0 16 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
OREN 3468 1 2 0 16 F.N.B. II (360)
GERTRUDE 3469 3 2 0 15 F.N.B. II (360)
-MORTAS 3396 3 2 0 11 PLANET 9 (354)
MAYNARD 3486 1 0 0 11 F.N.B. II (360)
-THE INTERN 3446 1 0 0 9 USELESS TOOLS (219)
MOUT 3474 2 2 0 8 PLANET 9 (354)
-TEAK 3387 2 1 0 7 TREES (340)
-EBONY 3417 1 1 0 6 TREES (340)
SADIE JONES 3485 0 2 0 2 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WATER SPRAY 3483 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 GRALL ONE-EAR 424 NONE
HAPPY HUNTING 3376 11 8 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 FIREWALL 3322 424
LEGION 3121 12 11 0 MASS EFFECT 332 KLYN 3395 424
KAI LUNG 3439 6 13 2 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 424
USELESS TOOL 3488 0 1 0 USELESS TOOLS 219 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 424 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
USELESS TOOL was butchered by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WATER SPRAY was murdered by GRALL ONE-EAR in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FIREWALL slaughtered HAPPY HUNTING in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
NERF GUN luckily beat DIRTY GROUT in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SAM unbelievably bested WHIMSICAL in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal Challenge fight.
BIG MEAN CARL devastated HUMP DAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CAKE TESTER overcame MOUT in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
MISS PIGGY won victory over DARRIA HORROCKS in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
COOKIE MONSTER savagely defeated SPECIES 37 in a popular 4 minute gory expert's duel.
MAGIC POTION was overpowered by JACK in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE ILLUSIVE MAN assassinated KAI LUNG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
RIZZO handily defeated TOLES in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LEGION was killed by KLYN in a 3 minute brawl.
TALI'ZORAH beat KANJI SAI in a 2 minute conflict.
GERTRUDE was handily defeated by ERLANG SHEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MOLD was defeated by ELEANOR in a action packed 1 minute struggle.
DORIAN HALLIE was viciously subdued by ESCUZME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
OREN devastated TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SADIE JONES was demolished by MAYNARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 2 - 1 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 5 - 2 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 19 - 2 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 39 - 36 - 2 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 16 - 1 27 |
Turn 424 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FIREWALL 3322 16 5 3 166 USELESS TOOLS (219)
TOTAL PARRY COOKIE MONSTER 262 24 12 0 109 THE MUPPETS (20)
AIMED BLOW JACK 3123 16 8 0 99 MASS EFFECT (332)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG MEAN CARL 3480 3 0 1 45 THE MUPPETS (20)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIMSICAL 3411 9 7 0 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FIREWALL 3322. The most popular warrior this turn
was WHIMSICAL 3411. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY GROUT 3438,
ESCUZME 3386, CAKE TESTER 3481, COOKIE MONSTER 262, SPECIES 37 3163, LEGION 3121,
KLYN 3395, MISS PIGGY 3479, TALI'ZORAH 3378, and ELEANOR 3471.
The least popular fighter this week was SADIE JONES 3485. The other ten least
popular fighters were GERTRUDE 3469, TOLES 3472, KAI LUNG 3439, MAGIC POTION 3321,
HUMP DAY 3384, HAPPY HUNTING 3376, DORIAN HALLIE 3458, MOLD 3467, KANJI SAI 3456, and
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FIREWALL (54-3322) USELESS TOOLS (219)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HOEGARDEN (21-5554) REAL BEER (424)
GRID SQUARE (24-5531) F.N.G. (568)
ROLA NYAH (30-4638) TEMPLAR ROGUES (449)
CAPTAIN KANGAROO (31-3947) MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BERLIN (63-2923) WORLD BLADES (331)
LADY JAYE (71-7331) THE CODA (190)
CURIOUS GEORGE (73-645) CRYPTICS (35)
GRIFFON (73-5523) AIR CANADA (635)
JOE BOB (82-41731) THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)
EVIL DEMON (84-25442) SUPE FORCES 0B08 (4516)
PRIMARY (84-27109) ROOKIE HALEN 35 (4808)
SUCCUBUS (84-42009) REALLY? (7298)
JELLYFISH HUSSY (84-49856) FELLAS 26 (8559)
WEBBED ROWS (84-54716) SPIDER CREW (9446)
ROBERT PALSON 286 (85-7763) PROJECT MAYHEM 109 (1405)
TATARUSANU (85-12319) E16 ROMANIA (2249)
WHISPY LIB (85-17248) NIGHTMARES XV (3160)
NEEDY MOOSE (85-27944) HALLOWEEN TIME 66 (5134)
DEVELOP (85-38007) 6ERR12 (6923)
IF I BLUFF (85-44018) WE'RE A TEAM VI (8041)
SKULL (85-49348) 33ERR (8994)
EVIL TRIBBLE (85-52462) PHASERS ON STUN! (9366)
ZEKKEN (85-52909) THIRSTY THUGS 2002 (9659)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes