DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/21/2023 Duedate: 08/17/2023
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-425
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NERF GUN
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3287) [20-9-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NERF GUN POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3287) [20-9-0,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FALLEN TOWEL RACK WHIMSICAL
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
(54-3319) [19-36-0,101] (54-3411) [10-7-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MUPPETS (20)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. USELESS TOOLS (219) 23
2. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 23 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 18 Unchartered Team
4. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 15
5. PLANET 9 (354) 2 DRAGONRIDERS (58)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 375 174 20 68.3 1/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20) 10 5 1
2- 3 MASS EFFECT (332) 73 45 2 61.9 2/ 3 USELESS TOOLS (219) 8 4 3
3/ 2 PLANET 9 (354) 49 31 4 61.3 3- 2 MASS EFFECT (332) 6 4 1
4/ 4 THE MUPPETS (20) 105 81 6 56.5 4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 6 5 0
5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 102 80 4 56.0 5- 5*F.N.B. II (360) 5 5 0
6/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 603 564 18 51.7 6/ 6 PLANET 9 (354) 3 3 2
7- 8*GR8 PL8TS (353) 9 10 0 47.4 7/ 7 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 3 5 0
8- 9*F.N.B. II (360) 9 10 0 47.4 8/ 9 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 3 11 0
9/10 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 178 198 8 47.3 9- 8*GR8 PL8TS (353) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, I'm done protecting you all from outside forces of evil. For those that care
(and for those that don't care too!) I was a 15-7-11-15-17-12-7 Basher. Very pleased
with the 16-5-3 graduation record, AdEx's in Attack/Dec/Init (all mode), and a note
about being hosed in Riposte. Rhythm of High/Very Low, while favouring the
Quarterstaff mean the end of my duelling days.
Hope you all fare well in my absence.
-- Firewall
Useless Tools
3-Time Duelmaster of Trocar
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in TROCAR! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for NERF GUN? USELESS
TOOLS' proud of it after beating COOKIE MONSTER and getting 15 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! COOKIE MONSTER got smashed by NERF GUN, and lost 18 points!
Like DARK ARENA's SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged
by Duelmaster FIREWALL! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think
FIREWALL should let SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask
me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. MASS EFFECT was the most avoided team. Is a 73-45-2 record really
that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are BASH BROS BATHROOM? MASS EFFECT, an
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like,
is DORIAN HALLIE popular, or what? She was challenged the most in all of TROCAR!
She's got a 6-5-0, is that good? SAM must not be a good enough fighter to get in
fair fights. He challenged WHIMSICAL. 9 is a big difference. (Well, that's what
they tell me.) I thought SAM showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by
WHIMSICAL. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Like, who is this guy??? FIREWALL gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles
SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet USELESS TOOLS manager is
surprised! What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NERF GUN 3287 20 9 0 111 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 19 36 0 101 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-JACK 3123 16 8 0 99 MASS EFFECT (332)
DIRTY GROUT 3438 7 6 0 96 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
COOKIE MONSTER 262 24 13 0 91 THE MUPPETS (20)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPECIES 37 3163 15 6 1 83 MASS EFFECT (332)
-CHINA WHITE 3214 16 9 1 78 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-MAGIC POTION 3321 8 4 0 77 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 8 10 1 68 MASS EFFECT (332)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KLYN 3395 8 12 1 66 PLANET 9 (354)
WHIMSICAL 3411 10 7 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
-CHIPPED FLOOR 3464 4 0 0 58 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIZZO 2405 12 13 1 54 THE MUPPETS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG MEAN CARL 3480 4 0 1 49 THE MUPPETS (20)
SAM 2692 9 7 0 44 THE MUPPETS (20)
-HUMP DAY 3384 4 5 0 39 GR8 PL8TS (353)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TALI'ZORAH 3378 7 2 0 33 MASS EFFECT (332)
ERLANG SHEN 3440 5 5 0 33 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
MOLD 3467 3 1 0 32 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 6 5 0 27 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-ESCUZME 3386 5 1 0 27 GR8 PL8TS (353)
-TOLES 3472 3 2 0 26 F.N.B. II (360)
MISS PIGGY 3479 3 1 0 24 THE MUPPETS (20)
-ELEANOR 3471 1 2 0 24 F.N.B. II (360)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
KANJI SAI 3456 5 7 0 22 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 4 7 0 22 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
-OREN 3468 1 2 0 16 F.N.B. II (360)
-GERTRUDE 3469 3 2 0 15 F.N.B. II (360)
CAKE TESTER 3481 2 2 0 14 USELESS TOOLS (219)
MORTAS 3396 3 3 0 12 PLANET 9 (354)
GREASED POLE 3490 1 0 1 11 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-MAYNARD 3486 1 0 0 11 F.N.B. II (360)
-THE INTERN 3446 1 0 0 9 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-MOUT 3474 2 2 0 8 PLANET 9 (354)
EIGHT PILLARS 3489 1 0 0 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SADIE JONES 3485 0 3 0 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEGION 3121 12 11 0 MASS EFFECT 332 KLYN 3395 424
MEKLO 3487 0 1 0 PLANET 9 354 GREASED POLE 3490 425
KAI LUNG 3439 6 13 2 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 424
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FIREWALL viciously butchered SHAGORNAN CHIEFTAN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NERF GUN vanquished COOKIE MONSTER in a 9 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
SAM was savagely defeated by WHIMSICAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
CAKE TESTER was savagely defeated by DORIAN HALLIE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was viciously subdued by GURTARGAN MONK in a 3 minute fight.
DIRTY GROUT handily defeated WARRIOR-MAGE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RIZZO won victory over ERLANG SHEN in a 1 minute duel.
BIG MEAN CARL won victory over SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 2 minute novice's duel.
MORTAS lost to DARRIA HORROCKS in a popular 3 minute duel.
MOLD overpowered KANJI SAI in a 1 minute uneven match.
MISS PIGGY overpowered SADIE JONES in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MEKLO was butchered by GREASED POLE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
EIGHT PILLARS subdued TROCARAN DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 1 - 1 86 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 4 - 3 78 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 22 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 13 - 3 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 39 - 36 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 16 - 0 24 |
Turn 425 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NERF GUN 3287 20 9 0 111 USELESS TOOLS (219)
WALL OF STEEL DIRTY GROUT 3438 7 6 0 96 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIMSICAL 3411 10 7 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG MEAN CARL 3480 4 0 1 49 THE MUPPETS (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319. The most popular warrior
this turn was WHIMSICAL 3411. The ten other most popular fighters were MORTAS 3396,
DORIAN HALLIE 3458, BIG MEAN CARL 3480, DARRIA HORROCKS 3457, MOLD 3467, MISS PIGGY
3479, CAKE TESTER 3481, FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319, DIRTY GROUT 3438, and RIZZO 2405.
The least popular fighter this week was NERF GUN 3287. The other ten least popular
fighters were MEKLO 3487, KANJI SAI 3456, SAM 2692, COOKIE MONSTER 262, EIGHT PILLARS
3489, SADIE JONES 3485, ERLANG SHEN 3440, GREASED POLE 3490, RIZZO 2405, and DIRTY
GROUT 3438.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FALLEN TOWEL RACK (54-3319) BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FIREWALL (54-3322) USELESS TOOLS (219)