DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/13/2023 Duedate: 11/09/2023
TROCAR ARENA
DM-54 TURN-428
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DIRTY GROUT
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
(54-3438) [9-7-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DIRTY GROUT ELEANOR
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) F.N.B. II (360)
(54-3438) [9-7-0,116] (54-3471) [2-2-0,45]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DIRTY GROUT BIG MEAN CARL
BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) THE MUPPETS (20)
(54-3438) [9-7-0,116] (54-3480) [5-2-1,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. F.N.B. II (360) 44
2. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 31 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 29 Unchartered Team
4. PLANET 9 (354) 0
5. THE MUPPETS (20) -2 F.N.B. II (360)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 381 180 20 67.9 1/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 8 4 0
2- 2 PLANET 9 (354) 49 32 4 60.5 2/ 2 THE MUPPETS (20) 7 8 3
3/ 3 THE MUPPETS (20) 112 89 9 55.7 3/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 6 6 0
4/ 5 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 611 568 18 51.8 4/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 6 6 0
5/ 0*F.N.B. II (360) 12 12 0 50.0 5/ 0*F.N.B. II (360) 3 2 0
6/ 6 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 184 204 8 47.4 6- 6 PLANET 9 (354) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Still the same two active Challenger Champs. I guess this turn, I challenge the one
that sounds nasty!
-- Nerf Gun
Useless Tool
3-Time Duelmaster of Trocar
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TROCAR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, USELESS TOOLS, since TRADERS
OF TROCAR took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're
all terribly impressed to see ELEANOR win a fight and gain 21 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, ELEANOR beat MISS PIGGY and MISS PIGGY lost 18 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster DIRTY GROUT challenged this turn.
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DIRTY GROUT takes the Title and last
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
TROCAR?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. BOOK OF THOMAS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was USELESS TOOLS. Ha ha ha ha! COOKIE MONSTER was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I guess I can
give a little credit to CHIPPED FLOOR of BASH BROS BATHROOM for challenging up by 23
to COOKIE MONSTER. CHIPPED FLOOR was slain to get 72 points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Nipped in the bud, you might say, was CHIPPED FLOOR
of BASH BROS BATHROOM this turn. Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a
belly laugh. Heh heh. Seriously now, is it really honorable for COOKIE MONSTER from
THE MUPPETS to kill CHIPPED FLOOR and give BASH BROS BATHROOM the chance to
bloodfeud? Mmmm, could be. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through
use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of TROCAR. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIRTY GROUT 3438 9 7 0 116 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOKIE MONSTER 262 26 14 1 106 THE MUPPETS (20)
NERF GUN 3287 22 10 0 102 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOLD 3467 6 1 0 71 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KLYN 3395 8 12 1 66 PLANET 9 (354)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 7 7 0 54 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
RIZZO 2405 12 16 1 53 THE MUPPETS (20)
SAM 2692 11 8 2 45 THE MUPPETS (20)
ELEANOR 3471 2 2 0 45 F.N.B. II (360)
KANJI SAI 3456 7 8 0 40 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
TOLES 3472 4 2 0 39 F.N.B. II (360)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 8 6 0 32 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
MISS PIGGY 3479 5 2 0 32 THE MUPPETS (20)
BIG MEAN CARL 3480 5 2 1 27 THE MUPPETS (20)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAYNARD 3486 2 0 0 26 F.N.B. II (360)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE INTERN 3446 3 1 0 23 USELESS TOOLS (219)
-VOID 3397 2 3 0 23 PLANET 9 (354)
GREASED POLE 3490 2 2 1 18 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CAKE TESTER 3481 3 4 0 17 USELESS TOOLS (219)
GERTRUDE 3469 3 3 0 16 F.N.B. II (360)
-MORTAS 3396 3 4 0 13 PLANET 9 (354)
SADIE JONES 3485 1 5 0 11 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
OREN 3468 1 3 0 10 F.N.B. II (360)
-MOUT 3474 2 2 0 8 PLANET 9 (354)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHIPPED FLOOR 3464 5 2 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 COOKIE MONSTER 262 428
WET FLOOR 3495 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 PRIEST OF AHRING 428 NONE
LEGION 3121 12 11 0 MASS EFFECT 332 KLYN 3395 424 NONE
MEKLO 3487 0 1 0 PLANET 9 354 GREASED POLE 3490 425
KAI LUNG 3439 6 13 2 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 424 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WET FLOOR was butchered by PRIEST OF AHRINGOL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NERF GUN was bested by DIRTY GROUT in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
CHIPPED FLOOR was easily killed by COOKIE MONSTER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CAKE TESTER was viciously subdued by BIG MEAN CARL in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
GREASED POLE was narrowly defeated by DORIAN HALLIE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MOLD vanquished SAM in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MISS PIGGY was bested by ELEANOR in a 2 minute gory competition.
RIZZO was handily defeated by DARRIA HORROCKS in a 3 minute uneven melee.
TOLES viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory duel.
KANJI SAI vanquished OREN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE INTERN luckily beat SADIE JONES in a 3 minute gruesome match.
GERTRUDE was beaten by TROCARAN DESERTER in a 1 minute fight.
MAYNARD demolished MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 9 - 2 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 21 - 2 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 12 - 3 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 36 - 33 - 2 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 16 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 428 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL DIRTY GROUT 3438 9 7 0 116 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
TOTAL PARRY COOKIE MONSTER 262 26 14 1 106 THE MUPPETS (20)
AIMED BLOW MOLD 3467 6 1 0 71 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
STRIKING ATTACK TOLES 3472 4 2 0 39 F.N.B. II (360)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DIRTY GROUT 3438. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHIPPED FLOOR 3464. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG MEAN CARL
3480, DARRIA HORROCKS 3457, TOLES 3472, DIRTY GROUT 3438, KANJI SAI 3456, GREASED
POLE 3490, MOLD 3467, ELEANOR 3471, RIZZO 2405, and SADIE JONES 3485.
The least popular fighter this week was GERTRUDE 3469. The other ten least popular
fighters were SAM 2692, WET FLOOR 3495, THE INTERN 3446, OREN 3468, MISS PIGGY 3479,
CAKE TESTER 3481, NERF GUN 3287, MAYNARD 3486, DORIAN HALLIE 3458, and COOKIE MONSTER
262.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXIX
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLEANING TIME 3200 (91-41-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RUBBER BULLET 2503 (60-52-1) 2 3 0 USELESS TOOLS
FOGGED UP MIRROR 3231 (76-65-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHINA WHITE 3214 (16-9-1) 0 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
FALLEN TOWEL RACK 3319 (19-36-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHIPPED FLOOR 3464 (4-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BATHROOM
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALTAIR 3448 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 AQUILA
THE INTERN 3446 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 USELESS TOOLS