DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/19/2024 Duedate: 08/15/2024
TROCAR ARENA
DM 54 TURN 438
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NERF GUN
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3287) [25-12-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RIZZO POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MUPPETS (20)
(54-2405) [18-20-2,131]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
THE ILLUSIVE MAN KANJI SAI
MASS EFFECT (332) TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
(54-3188) [15-13-1,101] (54-3456) [11-14-0,75]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MUPPETS (20)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MUPPETS (20) 45
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 22 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 9 Unchartered Team
4. USELESS TOOLS (219) 8
5. MASS EFFECT (332) -22 I WISH (222)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 387 185 20 67.7 1/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20) 11 4 2
2/ 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 10 6 0 62.5 2/ 2 MASS EFFECT (332) 11 4 0
3/ 3 MASS EFFECT (332) 101 67 2 60.1 3/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 4 8 0
4/ 5 THE MUPPETS (20) 142 109 11 56.6 4/ 6 USELESS TOOLS (219) 3 3 0
5- 6 TREES (340) 117 95 5 55.2 5/ 4 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 3 6 1
6/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 628 591 18 51.5 6/ 5 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 2 2 0
7/ 8 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 201 221 9 47.6 7- 8 TREES (340) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for RIZZO, who flew up 27 points in the
rankings after mashing TALI'ZORAH like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was SADIE JONES, who dropped 3 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with MISS PIGGY. What does the Duelmaster and
Piltdown Man have in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human
history! Heyheyhey! Drawing on all of its experience as a 24-12-0 warrior, NERF GUN
went for the Duelmastership against THE ILLUSIVE MAN this week. In front of all the
crowds, NERF GUN took the Duelmaster's crown for its own. I give the bum two weeks.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid MASS EFFECT, please raise you hand. Wow. Does TROCAR really have that many
liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause USELESS
TOOLS beats feet every time MASS EFFECT smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! I have no doubt that THE MUPPETS
will be celebrating long and loud their warrior RIZZO's slaying of TALI'ZORAH on the
sands. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly
buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been fun, and I'm sure you
enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NERF GUN 3287 25 12 0 119 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIZZO 2405 18 20 2 131 THE MUPPETS (20)
SPECIES 37 3163 20 11 1 102 MASS EFFECT (332)
THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 15 13 1 101 MASS EFFECT (332)
MOLD 3467 13 4 0 96 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM 2692 20 9 2 82 THE MUPPETS (20)
OLD FITZGERALD 3505 9 4 0 80 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
KANJI SAI 3456 11 14 0 75 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 11 13 0 74 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 14 10 0 69 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG MEAN CARL 3480 10 7 2 53 THE MUPPETS (20)
KIRRAHE 3524 4 0 0 50 MASS EFFECT (332)
MISS PIGGY 3479 10 7 0 49 THE MUPPETS (20)
CAKE TESTER 3481 5 7 0 49 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRAZY HARRY 3513 5 3 0 29 THE MUPPETS (20)
MORDIN SOLUS 3522 3 2 0 26 MASS EFFECT (332)
SADIE JONES 3485 4 12 0 24 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HICKORY HILL 3508 1 0 0 21 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CORRODED PIPE 3517 2 4 0 10 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
-EBONY 3417 1 2 0 5 TREES (340)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLUSHED 3528 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 MASTER JARETH OK 438 NONE
TALI'ZORAH 3378 13 6 0 MASS EFFECT 332 RIZZO 2405 438
PERSONAL ADS
Nerf Gun -- ::mumbles to self:: Carry the one and . . . ::more mumbling:: move this
part here . . . The math works out, so I'll have a different approach the next time we
meet. Translation: I'll carry a bigger stick! -- Tali'Zorah
Mold -- I still feel like that one is a dice roll. Whoever swings first is probably
going to be the winner. -- The Illusive Man
Wild-Eyed Fanatic -- What exactly are you fanatical about? Arena fights? Cheese? Could
you give me more information so I can decide whether I should be impressed or
concerned? -- Species 37
Lake Patrol -- What exactly are you patrolling? Rironi Pirates? I thought they mainly
stuck to land raids. Oh, I see now! There is no telling what can drift down the stream
from Jhans. -- Kirrahe
Trocaran Deserter -- Eh, I should have ended you. I have no tolerance for the
cowardly. -- Mordin Solus
* * * * * * * * *
Where: Lapur DM 29
When: Turn 1000 -- August 6th, 2024 is the due date.
Announcing Lapur's 1000th turn. Over the past 38+ years many legendary fighters and
managers have attended the Lapurian Arena. If you are one of those managers and have a
inactive team, send them into fight for turn 1000. If you have a tourney team in Lapur
and need some new recruits for the next tourney, send them in to fight in the Dark
Arena on turn 1000. Load up the Dark Arena with a page full of fights in the
newsletter and make it memorable. For this one turn join in and celebrate the arena's
1000th. C'mon dust off your old Lapurian warriors and send them to fight during the
day or night for turn 1000 on August 6th!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLUSHED was butchered by MASTER JARETH OKARRA in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NERF GUN won victory over THE ILLUSIVE MAN in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
OLD FITZGERALD was defeated by MOLD in a 1 minute master's Challenge duel.
CAKE TESTER was savagely defeated by DORIAN HALLIE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
RIZZO butchered TALI'ZORAH in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SPECIES 37 beat DARRIA HORROCKS in a popular 1 minute master's brawl.
KANJI SAI was unbelievably bested by SAM in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
BIG MEAN CARL overpowered SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KIRRAHE defeated CRAZY HARRY in a 1 minute fight.
MISS PIGGY overpowered SADIE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CORRODED PIPE was overpowered by MORDIN SOLUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 29 - 26 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 438 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NERF GUN 3287 25 12 0 119 USELESS TOOLS (219)
BASHING ATTACK SPECIES 37 3163 20 11 1 102 MASS EFFECT (332)
LUNGING ATTACK THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188 15 13 1 101 MASS EFFECT (332)
AIMED BLOW MOLD 3467 13 4 0 96 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
SLASHING ATTACK DORIAN HALLIE 3458 14 10 0 69 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG MEAN CARL 3480 10 7 2 53 THE MUPPETS (20)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE ILLUSIVE MAN 3188. The most popular warrior
this turn was KANJI SAI 3456. The ten other most popular fighters were THE ILLUSIVE
MAN 3188, DORIAN HALLIE 3458, SPECIES 37 3163, MOLD 3467, CAKE TESTER 3481, NERF GUN
3287, RIZZO 2405, SAM 2692, BIG MEAN CARL 3480, and KIRRAHE 3524.
The least popular fighter this week was CORRODED PIPE 3517. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRAZY HARRY 3513, TALI'ZORAH 3378, SADIE JONES 3485, DARRIA
HORROCKS 3457, OLD FITZGERALD 3505, FLUSHED 3528, MORDIN SOLUS 3522, MISS PIGGY 3479,
KIRRAHE 3524, and BIG MEAN CARL 3480.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE ILLUSIVE MAN (54-3188) MASS EFFECT (332)