DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/16/2024 Duedate: 09/12/2024
TROCAR ARENA
DM 54 TURN 439
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NERF GUN
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3287) [26-12-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NERF GUN POSITION IS EMPTY
USELESS TOOLS (219)
(54-3287) [26-12-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SPECIES 37 SPECIES 37
MASS EFFECT (332) MASS EFFECT (332)
(54-3163) [20-12-1,102] (54-3163) [20-12-1,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MASS EFFECT (332)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 51
2. MASS EFFECT (332) 34 USELESS TOOLS (219)
3. USELESS TOOLS (219) 25 Unchartered Team
4. BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 19
5. 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 17 POSITION IS EMPTY
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USELESS TOOLS (219) 389 188 20 67.4 1/ 2 MASS EFFECT (332) 9 5 1
2/ 2 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 11 6 1 64.7 2/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20) 9 6 2
3/ 3 MASS EFFECT (332) 103 69 3 59.9 3/ 4 USELESS TOOLS (219) 5 4 0
4/ 4 THE MUPPETS (20) 144 112 12 56.2 4/ 5 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 4 7 0
5/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 104 81 4 56.2 5/ 3 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 3 9 0
6/ 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252) 628 595 18 51.3 6/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (341) 2 1 0
7/ 7 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 204 222 9 47.9 7/ 6 2233 BOURBON ST (362) 1 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. MASS
EFFECT now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. BASH BROS BATHROOM
is no joke as it posted a 3-1-0 week advancing from 5th place to 4th place. Hey
everybody, watch out for OLD FITZGERALD, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after
mashing DARRIA HORROCKS like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. CRAZY HARRY was bested by THE INTERN
and drops 10 points. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say
'Challenge me'! NERF GUN made a challenge against SPECIES 37 this week. Well,
everybody's pal NERF GUN moved its record to 26-12-0 by defeating SPECIES 37 in the
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 11 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never
force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid BASH BROS BATHROOM, please raise you hand. Wow. Does TROCAR really have that
many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch USELESS TOOLS' act in the arena.
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BASH BROS BATHROOM. Well just
about everybody wants a piece of MORDIN SOLUS, who was this week's most challenged
warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it
covering RIZZO as it was driven to an early grave by THE ILLUSIVE MAN of the MASS
EFFECT. Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor: DARRIA HORROCKS II: THE REMATCH. Well, just
when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in the arena. No no! KIRRAHE, a
mere boy, was slain by MISS PIGGY this turn. Carrion Bird Frustration: RIZZO in
platemail. In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, RIZZO was mashed by THE
ILLUSIVE MAN, who let RIZZO know that killing members of MASS EFFECT is a no-no.
Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the
trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. And remember, you can pick your
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NERF GUN 3287 26 12 0 130 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOLD 3467 14 4 0 109 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
SPECIES 37 3163 20 12 1 102 MASS EFFECT (332)
OLD FITZGERALD 3505 10 4 1 97 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGIC POTION 3321 9 4 0 82 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SAM 2692 20 10 2 79 THE MUPPETS (20)
KANJI SAI 3456 11 15 0 72 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
WHIMSICAL 3411 11 7 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DORIAN HALLIE 3458 14 11 0 66 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
MISS PIGGY 3479 11 7 1 64 THE MUPPETS (20)
BIG MEAN CARL 3480 11 7 2 62 THE MUPPETS (20)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAKE TESTER 3481 5 8 0 43 USELESS TOOLS (219)
THE INTERN 3446 5 1 0 38 USELESS TOOLS (219)
MORDIN SOLUS 3522 4 2 0 34 MASS EFFECT (332)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CORRODED PIPE 3517 3 4 0 27 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
SADIE JONES 3485 4 13 0 25 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREASED POLE 3490 2 3 1 20 USELESS TOOLS (219)
CRAZY HARRY 3513 5 4 0 19 THE MUPPETS (20)
SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518 1 0 0 17 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLASS CLOWN 3494 0 1 0 5 USELESS TOOLS (219)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
IN THE DARK 3527 0 1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 LONG TALL LEMUEL 439 NONE
EIGHT PILLARS 3489 1 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 341 MAINAKHA-TE ASSA 439 NONE
KIRRAHE 3524 4 1 0 MASS EFFECT 332 MISS PIGGY 3479 439
TALI'ZORAH 3378 13 6 0 MASS EFFECT 332 RIZZO 2405 438 JUST REVENGED
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457 11 14 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 OLD FITZGERALD 3505 439
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EIGHT PILLARS was butchered by MAINAKHA-TE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IN THE DARK was butchered by LONG TALL LEMUEL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE ILLUSIVE MAN murdered RIZZO in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
NERF GUN luckily beat SPECIES 37 in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title duel.
THE INTERN overpowered CRAZY HARRY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GREASED POLE was devastated by MORDIN SOLUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MOLD devastated SAM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DORIAN HALLIE was overcome by WARRIOR-MAGE in a 2 minute fight.
OLD FITZGERALD easily killed DARRIA HORROCKS in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
MAGIC POTION won victory over KANJI SAI in a 2 minute expert's fight.
WHIMSICAL vanquished CAKE TESTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIRRAHE was killed by MISS PIGGY in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran melee.
BIG MEAN CARL demolished LAKE PATROL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SADIE JONES was handily defeated by CORRODED PIPE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SODOORWONTCLOSE bested CLASS CLOWN in a 3 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 2 - 1 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 30 - 24 - 2 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 18 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 439 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY NERF GUN 3287 26 12 0 130 USELESS TOOLS (219)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MOLD 3467 14 4 0 109 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)
BASHING ATTACK SPECIES 37 3163 20 12 1 102 MASS EFFECT (332)
LUNGING ATTACK WHIMSICAL 3411 11 7 0 67 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SLASHING ATTACK DORIAN HALLIE 3458 14 11 0 66 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG MEAN CARL 3480 11 7 2 62 THE MUPPETS (20)
WALL OF STEEL THE INTERN 3446 5 1 0 38 USELESS TOOLS (219)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPECIES 37 3163. The most popular warrior this turn
was SPECIES 37 3163. The ten other most popular fighters were CLASS CLOWN 3494, NERF
GUN 3287, SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518, MOLD 3467, MAGIC POTION 3321, WHIMSICAL 3411, KIRRAHE
3524, MISS PIGGY 3479, MORDIN SOLUS 3522, and DORIAN HALLIE 3458.
The least popular fighter this week was SADIE JONES 3485. The other ten least
popular fighters were CAKE TESTER 3481, DARRIA HORROCKS 3457, SAM 2692, GREASED POLE
3490, RIZZO 2405, IN THE DARK 3527, EIGHT PILLARS 3489, CRAZY HARRY 3513, THE INTERN
3446, and CORRODED PIPE 3517.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
THE ILLUSIVE MAN (54-3188) MASS EFFECT (332)
GREEN VALLEY
Green Valley, DM 87, will be opening soon! This arena will process on a two-week
cycle. Orders for inaugural battles are due on September 11, 2024.
Storm Point, DM 86 will be closed to new teams, effective August 31. Any new teams
that arrive after that will be rerouted to Green Valley. DM 86 will continue to
process on its normal cycle and teams may continue to add new replacement warriors as
necessary.
-- RSI