DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/11/2024    Duedate: 11/07/2024

TROCAR ARENA

DM 54    TURN 441

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OLD FITZGERALD
2233 BOURBON ST (362)
(54-3505) [12-4-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OLD FITZGERALD                 VERGINIUS
2233 BOURBON ST (362)          WHITE SLAYERS (363)
(54-3505) [12-4-1,107]         (54-3533) [1-1-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KANJI SAI                      PETILLIUS
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        WHITE SLAYERS (363)
(54-3456) [11-17-0,78]         (54-3535) [1-1-0,12]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WHITE SLAYERS (363)           62 
2. BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)      20    2233 BOURBON ST (362)
3. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)       17    Unchartered Team
4. MASS EFFECT (332)             8  
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (341)          3     WHITE SLAYERS (363)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     17   6  1 73.9   1/ 2 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  8  4 0
 2- 2 USELESS TOOLS (219)      389 188 20 67.4   2/ 3 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     7  0 1
 3/ 3 MASS EFFECT (332)        105  73  3 59.0   3/ 1 THE MUPPETS (20)          7  8 1
 4/ 4 THE MUPPETS (20)         149 117 12 56.0   4/ 4 MASS EFFECT (332)         4  6 1
 5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)     105  83  4 55.9   5/ 8*WHITE SLAYERS (363)       4  6 0
 6/ 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  631 598 18 51.3   6/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      3  3 0
 7/ 7 BASH BROS BATHROOM (331) 209 225  9 48.2   7/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   3  7 0
 8/ 8*WHITE SLAYERS (363)        4   6  0 40.0   8- 5 USELESS TOOLS (219)       2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TROCAR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE MUPPETS, since BASH 
BROS BATHROOM took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  WHITE SLAYERS 
turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see VERGINIUS win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SODOORWONTCLOSE 
beat ERLANG SHEN and ERLANG SHEN lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, MOLD has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  
Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as OLD 
FITZGERALD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to 
know what's new, don't you, TROCAR?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  TROCAR, 
I am losing what little hope I had in you.  THE MUPPETS the most avoided team?  What 
insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was WHITE SLAYERS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, SPECIES 37 was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  A big yahoo goes out to SPECIES 37 this 
turn, for revenging MASS EFFECT's bloodfeud against THE MUPPETS' warrior MISS PIGGY.  
Heh, heh, heh.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain 
nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the TROCAR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLD FITZGERALD 3505          12   4  1 107         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERF GUN 3287                26  12  0 130         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
-MOLD 3467                    15   4  0 121         BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGIC POTION 3321            10   4  0  88         BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      
 SAM 2692                     22  10  2  85         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 KANJI SAI 3456               11  17  0  78         TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   
 BIG MEAN CARL 3480           12   8  2  75         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 WHIMSICAL 3411               11   8  0  72         BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      
 MISS PIGGY 3479              12   8  1  68         THE MUPPETS (20)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DORIAN HALLIE 3458           15  12  0  61         TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAKE TESTER 3481              5   8  0  43         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
-THE INTERN 3446               5   1  0  38         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 SADIE JONES 3485              6  13  0  37         TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   
 MORDIN SOLUS 3522             5   3  0  35         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518          3   0  0  35         BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HICKORY HILL 3508             2   0  0  33         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
 ERLANG SHEN 3440              5   6  0  25         BOOK OF THOMAS (341)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZY HARRY 3513              5   6  0  21         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 VERGINIUS 3533                1   1  0  21         WHITE SLAYERS (363)       
-GREASED POLE 3490             2   3  1  20         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 LOCKED DOOR 3530              2   0  0  18         BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  
 CORRODED PIPE 3517            3   6  0  16         BASH BROS BATHROOM (331)  
 MAXENTENIUS 3534              1   1  0  16         WHITE SLAYERS (363)       
 DEMOCRITUS 3532               1   1  0  16         WHITE SLAYERS (363)       
-TRADER JOE 3523               1   0  0  15         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETILLIUS 3535                1   1  0  12         WHITE SLAYERS (363)       
-FORTY NINE MILE 3506          1   0  0  10         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-MAKER'S MARK 3507             1   0  0   9         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-CLASS CLOWN 3494              0   1  0   5         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 BEAUREGARD 3536               1   1  0   4         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 ANAXILAUS 3531                0   2  0   2         WHITE SLAYERS (363)       

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRESHBUTNOTLEMON 3540   0  1 0 BASH BROS BATHRO 331 RIRORNI DESERTER       441 NONE
KIRRAHE 3524            4  1 0 MASS EFFECT 332      MISS PIGGY 3479        439 JUST REVENGED
TALI'ZORAH 3378        13  6 0 MASS EFFECT 332      RIZZO 2405             438 REVENGED
DARRIA HORROCKS 3457   11 14 0 TRADERS OF TROCA 252 OLD FITZGERALD 3505    439  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FRESHBUTNOTLEMON was butchered by RIRORNI DESERTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPECIES 37 devastated MISS PIGGY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
SAM defeated KANJI SAI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge duel.
CRAZY HARRY was overpowered by SADIE JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PETILLIUS viciously subdued BEAUREGARD in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
ANAXILAUS was overpowered by LOCKED DOOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OLD FITZGERALD defeated WHIMSICAL in a action packed 1 minute expert's Title melee.
MAGIC POTION won victory over BIG MEAN CARL in a 1 minute fight.
DORIAN HALLIE vanquished SLAVE-WARRIOR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SODOORWONTCLOSE narrowly defeated ERLANG SHEN in a 2 minute gruesome match.
MORDIN SOLUS beat CORRODED PIPE in a 1 minute fight.
DEMOCRITUS luckily beat MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 5 minute bloody amateur's match.
VERGINIUS devastated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MAXENTENIUS bested MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  20 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  12 -  1      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  23 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 441 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       OLD FITZGERALD 3505        12   4  1  107 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
TOTAL PARRY      SAM 2692                   22  10  2   85 THE MUPPETS (20)
STRIKING ATTACK  BIG MEAN CARL 3480         12   8  2   75 THE MUPPETS (20)
LUNGING ATTACK   WHIMSICAL 3411             11   8  0   72 BOOK OF THOMAS (341)
SLASHING ATTACK  DORIAN HALLIE 3458         15  12  0   61 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KANJI SAI 3456.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PETILLIUS 3535.  The ten other most popular fighters were KANJI SAI 3456, 
SODOORWONTCLOSE 3518, OLD FITZGERALD 3505, DORIAN HALLIE 3458, ERLANG SHEN 3440, SAM 
2692, SADIE JONES 3485, LOCKED DOOR 3530, WHIMSICAL 3411, and MAGIC POTION 3321.

The least popular fighter this week was CORRODED PIPE 3517.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANAXILAUS 3531, CRAZY HARRY 3513, FRESHBUTNOTLEMON 3540, BIG 
MEAN CARL 3480, BEAUREGARD 3536, MISS PIGGY 3479, MAXENTENIUS 3534, VERGINIUS 3533, 
DEMOCRITUS 3532, and MORDIN SOLUS 3522.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPECIES 37 (54-3163) MASS EFFECT (332)