DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/30/2026    Duedate: 02/26/2026

TROCAR ARENA

DM 54    TURN 458

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAM
THE MUPPETS (20)
(54-2692) [26-15-2,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAM                            POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MUPPETS (20)               
(54-2692) [26-15-2,107]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

KANJI SAI                      SHEPARD
TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)        MASS EFFECT (332)
(54-3456) [17-28-0,95]         (54-3541) [7-1-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

2233 BOURBON ST (362)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MUPPETS (20)              29 
2. GR8 PL8TS (353)               28    2233 BOURBON ST (362)
3. 2233 BOURBON ST (362)         27    Unchartered Team
4. TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)       8  
5. MASS EFFECT (332)             -33   3-LETTER WORDS (266)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362)     65  24  2 73.0   1/ 1 2233 BOURBON ST (362)    10  5 0
 2- 2*B.L.A.C.K. (313)           4   2  0 66.7   2/ 3 THE MUPPETS (20)          8  6 0
 3- 3 USELESS TOOLS (219)      407 210 21 66.0   3/ 2 MASS EFFECT (332)         3  5 0
 4/ 4 MASS EFFECT (332)        129  84  5 60.6   4/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (353)           2  1 0
 5- 5*FAR TRAVELERS (364)        7   5  1 58.3   5- 4 USELESS TOOLS (219)       2  2 1
 6/ 6 THE MUPPETS (20)         170 144 12 54.1   6- 5*FAR TRAVELERS (364)       2  3 1
 7/ 7 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)  642 618 18 51.0   7/ 6 TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   1  2 0
 8/ 0 GR8 PL8TS (353)           16  16  0 50.0   8- 8*B.L.A.C.K. (313)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in TROCAR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, MAKER'S MARK fought 
SAREN and gained 17 points and contributed to 2233 BOURBON ST's 3-2-0.  SAREN has 
lost to MAKER'S MARK, falling 12 points, while helping make MASS EFFECT a 0-4-0 turn. 
SAM challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone MASS EFFECT's 
warrior.  And not without some honor, SAM now claims the title and throne of 
Duelmaster of TROCAR.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes 
their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the THE MUPPETS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on TROCAR, what are you afraid of?  
And guess who avoided THE MUPPETS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 2233 
BOURBON ST.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that MAKER'S MARK from 
2233 BOURBON ST was TROCAR's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, TROCAR, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAM 2692                     26  15  2 107         THE MUPPETS (20)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NERF GUN 3287                34  13  0 161         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 SHEPARD 3541                  7   1  0  98         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 KANJI SAI 3456               17  28  0  95         TRADERS OF TROCAR (252)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREASED POLE 3490             6   8  2  90         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 HUMP DAY 3384                 8   6  0  79         GR8 PL8TS (353)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAND CANYON 3552            10   4  1  62         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
 MORDIN SOLUS 3522             9   7  1  61         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 FORTY NINE MILE 3506         11   3  0  60         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
 TRADER JOE 3523              10   5  0  57         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAKE TESTER 3481              8  15  0  52         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 MAKER'S MARK 3507            10   1  0  51         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-THE INTERN 3446               7   9  0  46         USELESS TOOLS (219)       
 ESCUZME 3386                  7   4  0  44         GR8 PL8TS (353)           
 CRAZY HARRY 3513              7  14  0  38         THE MUPPETS (20)          
 BEAUREGARD 3536               6   6  0  38         THE MUPPETS (20)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAREN 3542                    6   2  0  33         MASS EFFECT (332)         
 BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567          2   1  0  25         THE MUPPETS (20)          
-SABATKA 3547                  2   0  1  24         FAR TRAVELERS (364)       
 LINK HOGTHROB 3571            2   0  0  24         THE MUPPETS (20)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZAEED 3543                    6   2  1  21         MASS EFFECT (332)         
-ORSO 3545                     1   0  0  16         FAR TRAVELERS (364)       
 AMERICAN HIGHWAY 3565         3   4  0  13         2233 BOURBON ST (362)     
-LICHTA 2962                   1   0  0   4         B.L.A.C.K. (313)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROGER DAT 3478          0  1 0 GR8 PL8TS 353        JENNE THE KNIFE        458 NONE
BIG MEAN CARL 3480     16 12 2 THE MUPPETS 20       GREASED POLE 3490      456  
VERGINIUS 3533          2  6 1 WHITE SLAYERS 363    ZAEED 3543             455  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROGER DAT was butchered by JENNE THE KNIFE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAM unbelievably bested SHEPARD in a 6 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
LINK HOGTHROB overpowered AMERICAN HIGHWAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KANJI SAI devastated MORDIN SOLUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUMP DAY bested GRAND CANYON in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
TRADER JOE devastated CRAZY HARRY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SAREN was viciously subdued by MAKER'S MARK in a action packed 13 minute fight.
BEAUREGARD was viciously subdued by FORTY NINE MILE in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ZAEED was vanquished by ESCUZME in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BUNSEN HONEYDEW handily defeated MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 7 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -   8 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        19 -  11 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  21 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -  10 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 458 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SAM 2692                   26  15  2  107 THE MUPPETS (20)
STRIKING ATTACK  SHEPARD 3541                7   1  0   98 MASS EFFECT (332)
AIMED BLOW       HUMP DAY 3384               8   6  0   79 GR8 PL8TS (353)
LUNGING ATTACK   FORTY NINE MILE 3506       11   3  0   60 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAKER'S MARK 3507          10   1  0   51 2233 BOURBON ST (362)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KANJI SAI 3456.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHEPARD 3541.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAKER'S MARK 3507, FORTY 
NINE MILE 3506, SAM 2692, HUMP DAY 3384, ESCUZME 3386, KANJI SAI 3456, LINK HOGTHROB 
3571, MORDIN SOLUS 3522, TRADER JOE 3523, and GRAND CANYON 3552.

The least popular fighter this week was SAREN 3542.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUNSEN HONEYDEW 3567, ZAEED 3543, CRAZY HARRY 3513, AMERICAN HIGHWAY 
3565, ROGER DAT 3478, BEAUREGARD 3536, GRAND CANYON 3552, TRADER JOE 3523, MORDIN 
SOLUS 3522, and LINK HOGTHROB 3571.