DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2015    Duedate: 06/03/2015

ROCANIS ARENA

DM-56    TURN-638

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TAMOON
TREXTRAS (449)
(56-4360) [9-1-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TAMOON                         OVECHKIN
TREXTRAS (449)                 MISSING TEETH (470)
(56-4360) [9-1-0,117]          (56-4594) [3-0-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNAKE BITE                     SILMIS VEY
SERPENTS' HOLD (450)           CLONE WARS (462)
(56-4343) [18-15-0,100]        (56-4514) [6-2-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SKULL SQUADRON (28)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TREXTRAS (449)              33
2. SKULL SQUADRON (28)         23      CLONE WARS (462)
3. CLONE WARS (462)            21      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS' HOLD (450)        17
5. GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)    12      GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)   5   0  0  100   1/ 2 SKULL SQUADRON (28)       9  5 0
 2/ 2 CLONE WARS (462)          30  14  1 68.2   2/ 1 SERPENTS' HOLD (450)      6  8 1
 3- 3 GET (419)                 74  44  1 62.7   3/ 7*GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)  5  0 0
 4/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456) 122  79  7 60.7   4/ 3 CLONE WARS (462)          5  5 0
 5/ 5 TREXTRAS (449)            33  23  0 58.9   5/ 6*MISSING TEETH (470)       5  8 0
 6/ 6 SKULL SQUADRON (28)      394 305 24 56.4   6/11 TREXTRAS (449)            4  5 0
 7- 7 THEM (433)               155 151 12 50.7   7/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)  4  6 0
 8/ 8 SERPENTS' HOLD (450)      73  76  3 49.0   8/ 5 MEN OF STEEL (131)        3  8 0
 9/10 MEN OF STEEL (131)       277 323 38 46.2   9- 8 THEM (433)                2  5 1
10/11*MISSING TEETH (470)        5   8  0 38.5  10/ 9*DRACO (465)               1  1 0
11/12*DRACO (465)                3   6  0 33.3  11-12 GET (419)                 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ROCANIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, SERPENTS' HOLD, since SKULL 
SQUADRON took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  TREXTRAS turned 
their 3-1-0 turn into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than 
this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
MYTORI PRIEST win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HONDO OHNAKA beat 
BLACK STEEL and BLACK STEEL lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as TAMOON takes the Title and last week's bar tab from 
the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Mylar's, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From ROCANIS' trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  MEN OF STEEL was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SKULL SQUADRON avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And sending CHANCE to the Dark Arena was supposed to 
be one of your better ideas, SERPENTS' HOLD?  SERPENTS' HOLD has cause to pause 
today, as SLITHER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best 
of moods, I'll wager.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the ROCANIS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAMOON 4360                   9   1  0   117       TREXTRAS (449)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MACROS THE BLACK 4492        15   4  2   126       MEN OF STEEL (131)
 HONDO OHNAKA 4473             8   1  0   103       CLONE WARS (462)
-SERGEANT 5 4497              14   5  0   101       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)
 SNAKE BITE 4343              18  15  0   100       SERPENTS' HOLD (450)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK STEEL 3469             13  13  0    83       SKULL SQUADRON (28)
 AHSOKA TANO 4471              9   1  1    83       CLONE WARS (462)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBINGER 4561                5   2  0    63       SKULL SQUADRON (28)
 MYTORI PRIEST 4559            6   1  1    61       SKULL SQUADRON (28)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILMIS VEY 4514               6   2  0    52       CLONE WARS (462)
 ZARABETH 4295                 7   3  0    46       TREXTRAS (449)
-T BONES 4551                  5   1  1    44       THEM (433)
-PANCAKES 4241                 6   3  0    43       GET (419)
 JOCASTA NU 4470               5   2  0    42       CLONE WARS (462)
 JOMMY 4539                    8   6  1    37       MEN OF STEEL (131)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITHER 4616                  2   0  1    33       SERPENTS' HOLD (450)
-DA1 4599                      2   1  1    32       MEN OF STEEL (131)
 OVECHKIN 4594                 3   0  0    27       MISSING TEETH (470)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XYIM 4572                     2   0  0    22       GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
 STAMKOS 4598                  2   1  0    21       MISSING TEETH (470)
 IOTA DRACONIS 4546            3   3  0    19       DRACO (465)
 ONE EYE 3578                  3   5  0    19       SKULL SQUADRON (28)
 RAO 4607                      2   0  0    18       SKULL SQUADRON (28)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CTHOFUR 4573                  2   0  0    17       GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
 JOJO KRAKO 4294               1   1  0    16       TREXTRAS (449)
-ANVIAM 4571                   1   0  0    12       GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
 GREYLOCK 4605                 2   2  0    10       MEN OF STEEL (131)
-SERGEANT 8 4614               1   0  0    10       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)
 LOCKY 4581                    1   6  0     9       MEN OF STEEL (131)
-VISITOR 4562                  2   2  0     8       THEM (433)
 SORA BULQ 4558                1   5  0     8       CLONE WARS (462)
 MARGO 4608                    1   2  0     7       SERPENTS' HOLD (450)
 SERGEANT 7 4565               1   2  0     5       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)
 SERGEABT 1 4606               1   1  0     4       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)
 RED SHIRT #2 4429             0   2  0     2       TREXTRAS (449)
 STAJAN 4612                   0   1  0     1       MISSING TEETH (470)
-SERGEANT 6 4613               0   1  0     1       MEDAL OF HONOR A11 (456)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NAIRON                  0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SLITHER 4616          638  NONE
CHELIOS 4619            0  1 0 MISSING TEETH 470    NAIRON                638  NONE
CHANCE 4601             3  2 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 450   HAKKON TAIN           638  NONE
SIDEWINDER 4513         1  2 0 SERPENTS' HOLD 450   T BONES 4551          636   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHANCE was butchered by HAKKON TAIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SLITHER viciously butchered NAIRON in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CHELIOS was murdered by NAIRON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TAMOON won victory over SNAKE BITE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title brawl.
STAMKOS was overpowered by ZARABETH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
OVECHKIN viciously subdued IOTA DRACONIS in a popular 3 minute bloody Challenge duel.
JOJO KRAKO overpowered LOCKY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BLACK STEEL was overpowered by HONDO OHNAKA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
AHSOKA TANO won victory over HARBINGER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
SILMIS VEY was defeated by MYTORI PRIEST in a action packed 3 minute duel.
JOMMY was savagely defeated by JOCASTA NU in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
ONE EYE beat SERGEABT 1 in a 2 minute fight.
SORA BULQ was subdued by CTHOFUR in a 2 minute match.
XYIM devastated RIRORNI LOOTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RED SHIRT #2 was subdued by GREYLOCK in a popular 1 minute bloody amateur's match.
RAO handily defeated SERGEANT 7 in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MARGO defeated STAJAN in a action packed 2 minute beginner's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -   8 -  2      73  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   5 -  2      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  39 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  30 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  14 -  1      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  20 -  0      13  |

Turn 638 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     TAMOON 4360                 9   1  0  117 TREXTRAS (449)
BASHING ATTACK   HONDO OHNAKA 4473           8   1  0  103 CLONE WARS (462)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNAKE BITE 4343            18  15  0  100 SERPENTS' HOLD (450)
STRIKING ATTACK  HARBINGER 4561              5   2  0   63 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
TOTAL PARRY      MYTORI PRIEST 4559          6   1  1   61 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNAKE BITE 4343.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SILMIS VEY 4514.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOCASTA NU 4470, 
STAJAN 4612, TAMOON 4360, SNAKE BITE 4343, IOTA DRACONIS 4546, SLITHER 4616, SORA 
BULQ 4558, GREYLOCK 4605, MARGO 4608, and OVECHKIN 4594.

The least popular fighter this week was RED SHIRT #2 4429.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JOMMY 4539, BLACK STEEL 3469, LOCKY 4581, CHELIOS 4619, 
SERGEABT 1 4606, STAMKOS 4598, CHANCE 4601, RAO 4607, XYIM 4572, and CTHOFUR 4573.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.