DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/30/2015 Duedate: 08/12/2015
ROCANIS ARENA
DM-56 TURN-643
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HONDO OHNAKA
CLONE WARS (462)
(56-4473) [12-2-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HONDO OHNAKA OVECHKIN
CLONE WARS (462) MISSING TEETH (470)
(56-4473) [12-2-0,134] (56-4594) [6-0-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HARBINGER MYTORI PRIEST
SKULL SQUADRON (28) SKULL SQUADRON (28)
(56-4561) [6-6-0,52] (56-4559) [9-3-1,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEN OF STEEL (131)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SKULL SQUADRON (28) 43
2. THEM (433) 28 CLONE WARS (462)
3. WEIRD STUDENTS (469) 26 Unchartered Team
4. DEMONIC DELICACIES (471) 19
5. MISSING TEETH (470) 19 DEMONIC DELICACIES (471)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PICTURE THIS (448) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 MEN OF STEEL (131) 7 3 1
2/ 0*DEMONIC DELICACIES (471) 1 0 0 100 2/ 3 SKULL SQUADRON (28) 7 8 0
3- 3*GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466) 9 2 0 81.8 3/ 2 CLONE WARS (462) 4 9 0
4/ 4*WEIRD STUDENTS (469) 9 5 0 64.3 4/ 7 DRACO (465) 3 0 0
5- 6 GET (419) 74 45 1 62.2 5- 5*PICTURE THIS (448) 2 0 0
6/ 5 CLONE WARS (462) 40 26 1 60.6 6/ 8*WEIRD STUDENTS (469) 2 2 0
7/ 7 SKULL SQUADRON (28) 404 319 24 55.9 7/ 6*MISSING TEETH (470) 2 3 0
8/ 0 THEM (433) 156 153 12 50.5 8/ 0*DEMONIC DELICACIES (471) 1 0 0
9/11 DRACO (465) 7 7 0 50.0 9- 4*GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466) 1 1 0
10/10 MEN OF STEEL (131) 286 329 39 46.5 10/ 0 THEM (433) 1 2 0
11/12*MISSING TEETH (470) 11 15 0 42.3 11-11 GET (419) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
"Grimwood still won't let us enter Mylar's Tavern until we've won five, now four more
fights and repaid Mylar for the damage," the Mytori Priest said.
"I know, I know. That's why we aren't going there. Follow me," Harbinger replied.
The two Rirorni made their way through the merchants selling goods. Mouthwatering
aromas wafted from a nearby building. They headed toward the area where the tavern was
located.
A painted sign reading The Wanton Troll was hanging in front of a fairly nondescript
building. The sign decorated with an illustration of a burnt orange female troll's
head swung slightly in the evening breeze. They watched two Rocani men heading toward
the entrance.
A large, orange-skinned female troll rushed out to greet them. The creature was at
least six and a half feet tall with long black coarse hair and a bosom that any man
would yearn for, except that it was on a particularly hideous troll. The troll grabbed
the nearest man in a bear hug, pinning his head between her breasts.
"Beulah, let him go before you smother him," stammered the other Rocani.
"What's the passwoid?" Beulah asked in a gruff accent, while continuing to embrace the
first man, swinging his almost limp body back and forth like a doll hugged by a child.
"Uh, I want to pat your uh, fanny," stammered the second Rocani. "Yeah, that's it."
Beulah released her grip. The trapped Rocani wobbled, gasping for breath, when Beulah
placed him back on his feet. Beulah turned around and bent over, sticking out her
derriere as far as she could. Each Rocani patted Beulah's behind, then entered the
bar. A snippet of laughter, music, and the aroma of food escaped as the door opened,
then closed.
After witnessing the unusual spectacle, the Mytori Priest and Harbinger turned to each
other with a shrug.
"What do you think?" asked Harbinger.
The Mytori Priest folded his arms, studying the scene. "Sure, let's go in. We know the
password, the food smells good and, besides, I could use a drink after my exhausting
bout with DA1."
When the two walked up two wooden stairs to the front porch of the Wanton Troll,
Beulah rushed Harbinger.
Ready for the encounter, Harbinger began, "I want to--" She dodged the grasp of the
charging troll.
"Darling, come to Beulah."
The Mytori Priest distracted the attention of the overzealous troll, who scooped up
the gladiator without difficulty.
The harder the Mytori Priest flailed, the tighter Beulah's grasp became, so he opened
his mouth and bit hard into the side of the troll's breast.
Harbinger charged at the troll's back. She punched, but due to the troll's height, she
struck her square in the rump. The force barely caused her flab to ripple, but it did
succeed in grabbing Beulah's attention.
Turning back toward Harbinger, Beulah said, "My cute little darling. What's the
passwoid?"
Harbinger replied confidently, "I want to pat your hiney."
A confused expression spread over the troll's face. "Not the passwoid," she said.
"Yes it is."
"Noooo, not the passwoid." Beulah shook her head, her woolly hair whipping across her
face as the Mytori Priest continued to flail helplessly.
Damn, thought Harbinger, what had they said? She knew the first part was right. Maybe
"hiney" was wrong. Tooter? Bum? Rump? Fanny? Yes.
"I want to pat your fanny," said Harbinger bellowing desperately. "I want to pat your
fanny."
Beulah abruptly released the Mytori Priest from her grip. Harbinger rushed to steady
her friend.
"Are you okay?" Harbinger asked.
The Mytori Priest's eyes rolled for a moment. He lurched away from her grasp, perhaps
thinking Beulah still had him trapped, and crashed into the tavern's wall.
"Hey, hey, hey." Harbinger scrambled after the dazed Rirorni.
The Mytori Priest took a couple gasping breaths. "I just need a minute for the
dizziness to wear off." He continued to draw deep breaths.
Harbinger gave him a couple of reassuring pats. Finally, the Mytori Priest braced his
hand on one knee and rose to his feet, accepting help from Harbinger.
The two gladiators turned to Beulah, who had already assumed the position, waiting
patiently for them to pat her rump. Harbinger gave Beulah a quick pat, eyeing her
cautiously. The Mytori Priest slapped the troll's rear end with all the force he could
muster.
Beulah let out an almost girlish giggle at what she apparently perceived as a love
pat, and her face blushed a deeper orange color. She gave the Mytori Priest a huge,
toothy grin, flipping her hair playfully with her hand. Then she noticed the bright
red bite mark on her breast.
"Hey, Beulah not that kind of woman. It take week for hickey to go away," the troll
said hotly.
"Hickey? Hickey! Woman, let me tell you something that is the last thing I was trying
to do," the Mytori Priest retorted.
Beulah hauled back and slapped him. Due to the size of her hand, the blow connected
hard with most of his face and the Mytori Priest tumbled backwards again, striking the
wall for the second time.
Harbinger rushed to stand between his downed friend and the fuming Beulah.
"I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. He was just overcome by your beauty."
"You think so?" Beulah contemplatively stroked her stubbly chin hairs.
"Why else? You've been around enough men to know how they act toward a well-endowed
woman such as yourself." Harbinger winked at Beulah, trying to alleviate any doubt.
Beulah turned a brighter orange, fluttered her eyelashes, and waved a bashful hand at
the Mytori Priest.
The Mytori Priest gave Beulah a painful grin of acknowledgement as he again rose to
his feet. When Beulah stepped toward him, he clenched a fist, in case the troll tried
anything unpleasant.
Beulah told him, "You not quite Beulah's type, but you strong enough. You want good
time, come after closing and Beulah show you good time troll style."
Likely not wanting to chance angering Beulah any further, the Mytori Priest replied,
"I'm going to be busy with, uh, stuff for a while, but I'll keep your offer in mind."
Beulah seemed to accept the answer, telling them as they entered the tavern, "Welcome
to the Wanton Troll!"
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ROCANIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now keep the taverns open late
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for GRIZZLED VETERANS!, whose 0-0-0 this turn
dropped them by 5 into 9th. Ha! DRACO turned their 1-0-0 turn into a 4th place rank
in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see BLACK STEEL win a fight and gain 25
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, BLACK STEEL beat AHSOKA TANO and AHSOKA TANO lost 17
points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, ROCANIS may
be getting bland, as HONDO OHNAKA stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good
mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
ROCANIS?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? MEN OF STEEL was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in
this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was SKULL SQUADRON.
Ha ha ha ha! AHSOKA TANO was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.
Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ROCANIS'
morgue. More variety. MEN OF STEEL has cause to pause today, as MACROS THE BLACK
was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of moods, I'll
wager. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with
you sooner that later?
What does the ROCANIS arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HONDO OHNAKA 4473 12 2 0 134 CLONE WARS (462)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLACK STEEL 3469 15 16 0 103 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYTORI PRIEST 4559 9 3 1 85 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
AHSOKA TANO 4471 11 2 1 78 CLONE WARS (462)
JOMMY 4539 11 8 1 71 MEN OF STEEL (131)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVECHKIN 4594 6 0 0 60 MISSING TEETH (470)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PRINTS OF WHALES 4289 2 0 0 53 PICTURE THIS (448)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARBINGER 4561 6 6 0 52 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
LOCKY 4581 4 8 0 51 MEN OF STEEL (131)
-DA1 4599 4 2 1 50 MEN OF STEEL (131)
-T BONES 4551 5 1 1 44 THEM (433)
IOTA DRACONIS 4546 7 4 0 43 DRACO (465)
-PANCAKES 4241 6 3 0 43 GET (419)
-XYIM 4572 4 1 0 43 GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
SILMIS VEY 4514 7 6 0 41 CLONE WARS (462)
ONE EYE 3578 6 7 0 40 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOCASTA NU 4470 5 6 0 33 CLONE WARS (462)
STAMKOS 4598 4 2 0 30 MISSING TEETH (470)
SORA BULQ 4558 4 7 0 29 CLONE WARS (462)
RICH RODDY 4592 3 0 0 26 WEIRD STUDENTS (469)
SHALLOW SLAMMY 4589 2 1 0 24 WEIRD STUDENTS (469)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CTHOFUR 4573 4 1 0 23 GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
VEALZEBUB 4623 1 0 0 19 DEMONIC DELICACIES (471)
JOLLY JOE 4590 1 2 0 15 WEIRD STUDENTS (469)
NARROW MIND 4633 1 0 0 15 THEM (433)
RAO 4607 3 3 0 14 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
-ANVIAM 4571 1 0 0 12 GRIZZLED VETERANS! (466)
-GREYLOCK 4605 2 2 0 10 MEN OF STEEL (131)
BROKEN BRIAN 4591 1 2 0 9 WEIRD STUDENTS (469)
-VISITOR 4562 2 2 0 8 THEM (433)
STAJAN 4612 1 3 0 6 MISSING TEETH (470)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SMEDSMO 4628 0 1 0 MISSING TEETH 470 JO-KOBA HARRO 643 NONE
SOBCHUK 4629 0 1 0 MISSING TEETH 470 MAINAKHA-TE MAST 643 NONE
NUT JOB 4634 0 1 0 THEM 433 NAIRON 643 NONE
TRUE BELIEVER 4632 0 1 0 THEM 433 MAINAKHA-TE MAST 643 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Macros the Black -- Congratulations on your invite! -- Grimwood, mgr. Skull Squadron
DA1 -- I'm about the only one from my stable that could have possibly won a random
match up with you, but it was still too close for comfort. -- Mytori Priest
Jommy -- Always arrive 15 minutes before the match. That way you'll have time to draw
your weapon before the fight -- Black Steel.
Prints of Whales -- Please keep moving up the ranks. The initiates of Rocanis thank
you! -- One Eye and Rao
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MACROS THE BLACK butchered ROKORI KLEE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TRUE BELIEVER was slaughtered by MAINAKHA-TE MASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SMEDSMO was murdered by JO-KOBA HARRO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SOBCHUK was slaughtered by MAINAKHA-TE MASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NUT JOB was butchered by NAIRON in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MYTORI PRIEST savagely defeated JOMMY in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge match.
BLACK STEEL vanquished AHSOKA TANO in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ONE EYE devastated JOCASTA NU in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
RAO was viciously subdued by SORA BULQ in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
HONDO OHNAKA vanquished ROCANI TURNCOAT in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
HARBINGER lost to OVECHKIN in a popular 2 minute fight.
SILMIS VEY was luckily beaten by IOTA DRACONIS in a popular 1 minute melee.
LOCKY overpowered RIRORNI THUG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHALLOW SLAMMY devastated STAJAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JOLLY JOE was demolished by STAMKOS in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
RICH RODDY handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BROKEN BRIAN was vanquished by VEALZEBUB in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
NARROW MIND overcame MAGE'S APPRENTICE in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 24 - 7 - 1 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 6 - 1 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 39 - 1 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 31 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 22 - 0 12 |
Turn 643 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HONDO OHNAKA 4473 12 2 0 134 CLONE WARS (462)
TOTAL PARRY MYTORI PRIEST 4559 9 3 1 85 SKULL SQUADRON (28)
LUNGING ATTACK AHSOKA TANO 4471 11 2 1 78 CLONE WARS (462)
STRIKING ATTACK JOMMY 4539 11 8 1 71 MEN OF STEEL (131)
WALL OF STEEL OVECHKIN 4594 6 0 0 60 MISSING TEETH (470)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARBINGER 4561. The most popular warrior this turn
was MYTORI PRIEST 4559. The ten other most popular fighters were SORA BULQ 4558,
HARBINGER 4561, OVECHKIN 4594, SILMIS VEY 4514, BLACK STEEL 3469, ONE EYE 3578, HONDO
OHNAKA 4473, STAMKOS 4598, VEALZEBUB 4623, and JOMMY 4539.
The least popular fighter this week was STAJAN 4612. The other ten least popular
fighters were JOCASTA NU 4470, NUT JOB 4634, SOBCHUK 4629, SMEDSMO 4628, BROKEN BRIAN
4591, JOLLY JOE 4590, LOCKY 4581, RAO 4607, AHSOKA TANO 4471, and TRUE BELIEVER 4632.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MACROS THE BLACK (56-4492) MEN OF STEEL (131)