DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/04/2003    Duedate: 07/31/2003

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-158

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HOFFA WITH HAIR
IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
(59-2297) [13-0-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOFFA WITH HAIR                POSITION IS EMPTY
IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)        
(59-2297) [13-0-0,134]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HAMP                           HOFFA WITH HAIR
ISLANDERS (247)                IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
(59-2191) [16-47-0,97]         (59-2297) [13-0-0,134]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE EXPLORERS (21)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE EXPLORERS (21)          58
2. HANGOVERS (265)             28      KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)
3. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)     18      Unchartered Team
4. KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)       10
5. ISLANDERS (247)              5      SHIRAK! I (31)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)     36  19  0 65.5   1/ 3 THE EXPLORERS (21)       11  4 3
 2/ 2 NOT QUITE (240)           16   9  0 64.0   2/ 4 HANGOVERS (265)          10  4 0
 3/ 3 DAMAGE INC. (71)          82  60  2 57.7   3/ 2 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   9  6 2
 4/ 4 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   34  27  3 55.7   4/ 1 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)     8  6 0
 5/ 5 THE EXPLORERS (21)       118  96  6 55.1   5/ 5 ISLANDERS (247)           4 10 0
 6/ 6 HANGOVERS (265)          101  84 11 54.6   6/ 6 NOT QUITE (240)           2  1 0
 7/ 8 ISLANDERS (247)          125 199  5 38.6   7/ 7 DAMAGE INC. (71)          0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 472): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 358): BIG RED of BIG COUNTRY (Wally The Wacko, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 472): AUTOMATON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 476): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 468): SUNNY SIDE UP of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): THE SICKNESS of BLACKEST PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 424): HAR DI'HAR of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 410): COOKIE SNORT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 308): ANDERS of THE DEN OF SWORDS (TMoney, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 352): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 472): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 358): HARLEQUINS (Jinx, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): ASTRAL KIN (Kid Arcane, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 472): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 476): SUPER HEROES (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WISH YOU WERE BEER (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 468): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): THE GUARDIANS II (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 424): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): THE MIDDLE WAY (Gabria Hand, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 410): none
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes" Frothingslosh)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 157): KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (Unforgiven, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 308): FISH MONGERS (Ghoti, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): FREELANCERS (Jinx, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 352): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 471): BABYFACE of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 477): OINGO BOINGO of DOUBLE TROUBLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 474): SULACCO of DEATH ON A STIK (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 473): APNEA of ABBY NORMAL (Poppa Balrog, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 474): WILL DUEL FOR FOOD of SPARE-A-DIME SHIFT (Chazz 
                           Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                           ISAWA TADAKA of CALL TO THUNDER (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
               (turn 473): SCHMEIKEL of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
                           BIG FUN of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 460): FLUFFY of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
                (turn 459): CEREBRAL JANITOR of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 459): MADAM BUTTERFLY of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
               (turn 458): JACKASS of TRIAL & ERROR (JE, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 433): ANGRY WASHINGTON of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
              (turn 432): LAST RESORT of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 183): HOCKEY DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 359): REAP THE FIELD of SORROW'S HARVEST (Gergin "Happy Toes"
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 169): SEX ON THE BEACH of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 156): BALI of ISLANDERS (Devan ki Ru, mgr.)
                          ROGERS of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 135): EVE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise, and as per my most appropriate
name, I don't plan on moving anywhere else soon.  Double avoid to the rug on the bald
guy.

Immoveable Object
Not Quite

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of ILLIS!  Once again I've been called out of retirement for 
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Biff!  Pow!  ILLIS watched with glee as 
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR got knocked off top spot by THE EXPLORERS!  Some people say I ramble 
too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well HANGOVERS 
moved up 2, to 2nd.  What's with KIRK?  He actually beat ILLIS' EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, 
and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at IMPROVED 
ILLUSION while they watched ANUBIS clobber ATTA-BOY.  He lost 14 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Another fighter (HOFFA WITH HAIR 
13-0-0) challenged another Duelmaster (IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 16-5-0).  Life goes on.  I 
can barely restrain my enthusiam for IMPROVED ILLUSION's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster HOFFA WITH HAIR.  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  ILLIS thinks IMPROVED 
ILLUSION and their 34-27-3 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up...  
The bums at KNIGHTS TEMPLAR couldn't face the challenges from IMPROVED ILLUSION!  No 
excuse for that!  What do people see in LUCIA?  Hers 21-11-1?  ISLANDERS ain't 
talkin', but she's got 92 points.   
     Warriors of ILLIS unite.  You have only your games to lose!  EVANGELION larned 
hers lesson (SIR PRANCELOT taught it well), and we right likely won't be seein' 'im 
fight any KNIGHTS TEMPLAR members with the same gusto.  MACAULIFFE was plum wore out 
after SLIPPERY NIPPLE pounded 'im silly in a Bloodfeud.  THE EXPLORERS'll have to get 
a little better before going after SLIPPERY NIPPLE again!  Many a warrior has met his 
fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA WITH HAIR 2297         13   0  0   134       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAMING DRAMBUIE 2326        21  13  1   113       HANGOVERS (265)
 GHASTLY MIGRAINE 2324        16  17  5   111       HANGOVERS (265)
 SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2323         14   4  1   104       HANGOVERS (265)
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 2110       16   5  0   101       NOT QUITE (240)
 HAMP 2191                    16  47  0    97       ISLANDERS (247)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIA 2256                   21  11  1    92       ISLANDERS (247)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR TIPPER 2287              10   2  0    84       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)
-FEDIFENSOR 379               14  14  1    83       DAMAGE INC. (71)
 SVAD BONEGRIN 954            14  13  0    83       DAMAGE INC. (71)
 DUFF 2180                     4  63  0    75       ISLANDERS (247)
 SIR PRANCELOT 2286           10   3  0    73       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EVANGELION 2340               6   5  1    61       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAKER 2284                  10   9  0    48       ISLANDERS (247)
 ANUBIS 2395                   4   2  0    40       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACAULIFFE 1811               4   7  2    33       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 ATTA-BOY 2363                 4   3  0    30       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)
-CHUCKLER 2381                 5   1  0    27       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)
 GLENN 2415                    2   0  0    27       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 OOKAZI 2401                   3   2  1    26       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 LEWIS 2402                    3   2  0    25       THE EXPLORERS (21)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382        4   2  0    21       HANGOVERS (265)
 KIRK 2417                     1   0  0    20       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 UMI 2414                      1   2  0    12       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 COOK 2419                     1   0  0    10       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 LITTLE RED 2418               0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ALABAMA SLAMMER 2392   0  2 0 HANGOVERS 265         MACAULIFFE 1811       157 JUST REV
BLA-BLA 2364           5  2 0 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR 258   EVANGELION 2340       157 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lucia -- That's twice in a row you've hosed me on skills.  No more title shots for
you! -- Immoveable Object

Rogers -- I hope that was evidence to show me that I can handle the undefeated hairy
beast. -- Flaming Drambuie

Bali -- Care to recommend a weaponsmith?  Or at least a boxing glove manufacturer. --
Ghastly Migraine

Macauliffe -- A warrior lacking the strength to use a Shortsword is obviously no
great loss, but we will look for revenge. -- Hangovers

Phantarque -- All depends on the individual warrior.  Can't say that was the best
result, so the experimenting will continue. -- Crip

Improved Illusion -- Well, well, you challenged three of my stable and lost two
battles.  Yeah, you killed Bla-Bla; and yes I'm pissed off.  But you didn't get me
talking.  I chose to on my own.  I made five warriors so be prepared to be
bloodfeuded.  But who first, second, etc.  Hopefully I can get a few of my blood
matches off maybe a kill, before I'm shot down due to new policies here at S.C.I. --
Unforgiven

Sir Prancelot -- The phrase "no guts no glory" applies here.  You will now be able to
tell your grandchildren that you survived a fight with the great "Buck Rogers."  That
is more than your buddy HWH will be able to say. -- Rogers

Illis -- It's been six months since there has been a Duelmaster from another stable
other than The Explorers and yet I did not attain the throne.  My manager can say
what he wants about the competition of this arena but you did manage to do that. --
Rogers

Frisbee & Phantom the mince -- Well all my old warriors are gone, when can I expect
this attack on my newbies or are you still hiding under a table somewhere? -- Kellog

Hangovers -- Slamming your Alabama gave me great joy, but I do wish that you people
would realize that you are putting your own lives in jeopardy when you challenge me.
-- Macauliffe

Evangelion -- Maybe when these bloodfeuds are over you and I should meet to find out
who is the most dangerous in Illis. -- Macauliffe

Ghastly Migraine -- Good thing I have ideas on how to deal with that!  Take a couple
aspirin and don't call me in the morning. -- Bali

Immoveable Object -- I hate losing in the last four lines.  Why couldn't you have
fallen down first? -- Lucia

Slippery Nipple -- Someone as slippery as you are ought to be female. -- Hamp

Sir Tipper -- Ah, good, good, another loss.  Just what I needed, thanks. -- Duff

Anubis -- A dog is one thing, I like dogs.  But I just can't feel friendly to a
jackal.  Nothing personal, I don't suppose you chose to be a jackal, but there it is.
-- Slaker

Hoffa With Hair -- Try Brylcream, that might do the trick. -- Bali
P.S.  A little dab'll do ya.

Evangelion -- It's good to have goals and meet them.  I salute you! -- Slaker

Rogers -- If you come to Cyrsalis, I can probably manage to get active for a least a
fight or two so we can meet.  Let me know. -- Bali

Ookazi -- If the stingy ol' arenamaster here would let me change strategy, I'd show
you what I can do with that kind of advice! -- Persistent Beggar

Anubis -- Pah!  What do YOU know? -- Osksi Noble

30 May 2003
Duelmasters Friends and Friendly Foes -- I am returning to the United States for the
summer.  Please direct any Snailmail to:
     Devon Hagy
     Open Skies Ministries
     Att: Hammer
     1515 E 7th St
     Okmulgee, OK 74447
     USA
Bro De is the founder and president of Open Skies Ministries [Prison Ministry] and a
newcomer to the world of Duelmasters. We minister together when I am in the area.
See you on the sands!
-- Daryl P Holloman aka Hammer

Flower Hammerz DM 28
Casino Hammerz DM 33
Fish Hammerz DM 54

3 June 2003
     The Company of Brothers want to take this opportunity to formally introduce
ourselves to all players.  Our play is NOT based on smack, rudeness, or anything less
than fair play (well...as fair as it gets!) and improving the knowledge base of the
game and the sharing of experimentation and information.  We are not concerned with
personal politics, ideals, etc.  We are players who enjoy the game.
     Currently, our membership includes:
     Asmo Dius, Baphomet, and Fahkry.
     We wish to welcome our newest member...Suiside.  May the gods smile upon you and
victory rest well on your team.  Any who wish to join us may contact one of our
members for info.

4 June 2003
                 ANNOUNCING THE RETURN OF STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE
     The last Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse was one of the closest and most exciting
contests ever held in Alastari.  Such an epic demands a sequel.  Therefore, Master
Darque and Jack Wolfspider are pleased to announce the return of the Stormcrowe
Slaughterhouse.
     Where?  Stormcrowe DM 45 (slow).  When?  The Slaughterhouse returns on Turn 207,
due August 19.  How can you get into the action?  Bring a team (one per entrant
please) to arena 45 and announce your intention to join the contest in the Personals.
     Rules:  This time around the rules are very simple.  Each warrior win against a
higher rated opponent (one or more points higher in the ratings) brings you 10
points, against even rated opponent 7 points, lower rated 5 points.  Wins against
NPCs or by a warrior who downchallenges are worth 0 points.  Points are doubled for
kills.  All warriors in the arena whether participating in the Slaughterhouse or not
are fair game.  Points are totaled weekly, and the contestant whose team has racked
up the most points at the end of 10 turns is declared Slaughterhouse Champion.
     Prizes:  To be announced; we're still talking with RSI about it.  Figure it will
be something pretty good.  But hey, who needs prizes when the honor of being
Slaughterhouse Champion awaits!
     More info:  Master Darque, MasterDarqueDM@aol.com, or Jack Wolfspider,
russtulp@aol.com.  Or diplo Darque Forces (428) or Dynastic (433) in Arena 45.

26 June 2003
All -- Would you be willing to proxy my lunger Ganglare at the Face-to-Face?  He's
fighting in the champions tourney.  Thanks.  Write:  Michael Rogers #25335-013, PO
Box 6000, Florence, Co 81226 -- Skullagrim

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLIPPERY NIPPLE bested MACAULIFFE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
SIR PRANCELOT viciously subdued EVANGELION in a 3 minute Bloodfeud battle.
GHASTLY MIGRAINE savagely defeated LUCIA in a 3 minute master's Challenge duel.
HOFFA WITH HAIR savagely defeated IMMOVEABLE OBJECT in a 6 minute Challenge match.
SIR TIPPER overpowered DUFF in a 4 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
HARVEY WALLBANGER overcame UMI in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HAMP overcame SVAD BONEGRIN in a action packed 4 minute expert's melee.
FLAMING DRAMBUIE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SLAKER won victory over OOKAZI in a popular 2 minute fight.
ATTA-BOY was beaten by ANUBIS in a 2 minute melee.
GLENN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 6 minute one-sided fight.
LEWIS devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a monotonous 4 minute mismatched conflict.
KIRK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LITTLE RED was handily defeated by COOK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -   8 -  1      68  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  24 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  4      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  13 -  1      35  |

Turn 158 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOFFA WITH HAIR 2297       13   0  0  134 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
PARRY-LUNGE      FLAMING DRAMBUIE 2326      21  13  1  113 HANGOVERS (265)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2323       14   4  1  104 HANGOVERS (265)
AIMED BLOW       IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 2110     16   5  0  101 NOT QUITE (240)
TOTAL PARRY      LUCIA 2256                 21  11  1   92 ISLANDERS (247)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIR PRANCELOT 2286         10   3  0   73 KNIGHTS TEMPLAR (258)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 2340             6   5  1   61 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
PARRY-STRIKE     SLAKER 2284                10   9  0   48 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HAMP 2191.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOFFA WITH HAIR 2297.  The ten other most popular fighters were GHASTLY MIGRAINE 
2324, SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2323, SIR PRANCELOT 2286, IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 2110, SVAD BONEGRIN 
954, SLAKER 2284, SIR TIPPER 2287, UMI 2414, HAMP 2191, and HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382.

The least popular fighter this week was LEWIS 2402.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GLENN 2415, DUFF 2180, LITTLE RED 2418, ATTA-BOY 2363, ANUBIS 2395, 
OOKAZI 2401, LUCIA 2256, EVANGELION 2340, COOK 2419, and KIRK 2417.