Date   : 12/19/2003    Duedate: 01/15/2004


DM-59    TURN-164

This Weeks Top Honors


(59-1811) [8-9-2,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MACAULIFFE                     NAT LUS
THE EXPLORERS (21)             REVENGE (277)
(59-1811) [8-9-2,91]           (59-2439) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLAKER                         SLAKER
ISLANDERS (247)                ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2284) [10-15-0,45]         (59-2284) [10-15-0,45]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. REVENGE (277)               45
2. THE EXPLORERS (21)          15      THE EXPLORERS (21)
3. ISLANDERS (247)              8      Unchartered Team
4. COLOUR GUARDS (276)          3
5. MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)        0      REVENGE (277)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*REVENGE (277)              5   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE EXPLORERS (21)       11  4 1
 2/ 3 THE EXPLORERS (21)       137 107  7 56.1   2/ 2 ISLANDERS (247)           7  8 0
 3- 4 HANGOVERS (265)          111  88 12 55.8   3/ 0*REVENGE (277)             5  0 0
 4- 5*MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)      5   5  1 50.0   4- 3*MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)     5  5 1
 5/ 6 ISLANDERS (247)          138 216  5 39.0   5- 4 HANGOVERS (265)           2  1 0
 6/ 0*COLOUR GUARDS (276)        0   3  0  0.0   6/ 0*COLOUR GUARDS (276)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #1 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Xochithlan, the royal palace:

     Tirisha Dulake leaned closer to her cousin, King Feyen, and pouted.  "You can't
be so hard hearted, Pootles," she cooed.  "It isn't like I'm asking a LOT from
     Feyen was too dark skinned to blush noticeably, but he felt himself getting
rather warm under the collar.  "Don't call me that!" he hissed.  [It is a gift in the
royal family of Xochithlan to be able to hiss words which contain no esses.]  "You're
the only one who remembers that Mother used to call me that!  But what if someone
overhears?"  He peered around nervously.  Eavesdropping was the national pastime in
Xochithlan, but he thought his throne room was reasonably secure.  Still, if anyone
heard her say that name....  He shuddered.
     "If you'll give me the soldiers, dearest cousin, I'll be so busy and so far
away, I'm sure I'll forget."
     "But Tirisha, I can't!  If I sent Xochithlani Royal Guardsmen into Mordanti
territory, it could start a war, or at LEAST," he shuddered again, "Samir would send
that battlemage of his to 'make an official protest' and the man has NO sense of
style at all.  His hair, his beard!"  King Feyen stroked his own perfect little
mustache.  "It's impossible, Tirisha, you must see that!"
     "No, it is NOT impossible."  Her coo was getting ragged around the edges,
letting the iron determination show through.  She took a deep breath, noting that,
as with every other man who saw her do that, she had riveted Feyen's attention; after
all, they were only second cousins on one side.  "You don't need to send the whole
Royal Guard.  I'm sure I won't need a thousand men in Rodeki.  It's such a LITTLE
place.  A hundred will be enough to protect me, DEAR Feyen."  She blew in his ear.
     Feyen took his own deep breath and managed not to melt on the spot.  "Well...a
hundred men, then, but no more!  And not in Royal Xochithlani uniform, either!"
     "Of course not, coz."  She patted his arm as she straightened up.  "I wouldn't
want anyone to get the idea they were on YOUR business."  She slid out of reach just
a little ahead of King Feyen's reaching hands.  "You won't have any trouble at all
over this, dear coz."
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     Arenamaster Xoron, a practitioner of the Ancient Elvish Martial Art of Seelie-
Khuei, was deeply resistant to feminine wiles.  He was, however, extremely interested
in cash.  Tirisha had plenty of cash.
     "I guess I could find you a few gladiators to serve as a personal bodyguard," he
muttered, mentally fingering the coins Tirisha had placed on the table between them.
"I couldn't vouch for their reliability, though."
     "I will attend to that," Tirisha said briskly.  "Twenty ounces of gold for every
gladiator you can find me.  Payable when they sign up."

Warriors and managers are invited to accompany Tirisha Dulake to Rodeki, or wherever
she may end up going.  A note in the personals addressed to Scribe, or an email to
Livia@reality.com will do it.

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #2 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     "That is a fight you cannot win, Princess Morra," Chancellor Ethylbyrr said.  He
leaned forward to emphasize his point, one hand on the report that had sparked the
discussion.  "It is better not to enter a battle you cannot win."
     "Darron wouldn't--"
     "Princess, your brother is no longer a boy, he is a young man now," the old man
said.  "He will not be pleased to receive...advice from his older sister, much less
commands.  Even without his new friends, he would be reluctant to--"
     "All right, you've made your point."  She looked away.  Looked out the window
across the city of Jhans, but she didn't really see it.  Didn't want to see it, if
the truth be told.  She was surprised to realize that what she really wanted to see
at this moment was her husband, Gryzash the Golden.  She had not felt strongly about
him one way or the other, theirs had been a marriage of political expediency.  But
Gryzash was--had been--a confident, decisive man.  One whose very presence would awe
these quarreling nobles of Jhans into obedience.  Unfortunately, Gryzash was dead.
Her thoughts shifted briefly to their son, Gorris.  She might have stayed in Jhans to
fight the treacherous 'advisors' of her brother, except...it was her first duty to
protect her son and defend HIS heritage.  Let Prince Darron worry about Jhans now.
It was time for her to leave him to it, for good or ill.
     "I must take Gorris to Sibikhas," she said finally.  "That is where my duty lies
now.  That city is his to rule, by rights, but it is easier to hold onto power than
to win it back after it's been lost.  Will you stay here and advise Darron?"
     Ethylbyrr laughed sadly and shook his head.  "The boy--the young man--wouldn't
have me," he said.  "His new friends won't want to share the influence, and...I am a
reminder of his youth.  Which he would prefer to forget as he strives to become a man
in his own eyes."
     "If you remain in Jhans without a royal post, your life won't be worth--"
     "It will be worth nothing at all," the old man said.  "I will be dead by the
time you clear the city's gates."
     She nodded.  There was no mercy in the Delarquan Federation for someone who fell
from power.  "Come with me to Sibikhas, then.  It would be a shame to waste your wit
and experience, old friend."
     The old man half rose from his seat across the table and bowed.  "I would be
honored to serve you in Sibikhas or elsewhere, Princess."  Seating himself again, he
said, "But you cannot simply decide to leave Jhans and then go.  You will need, at
the very least, bodyguards.  The Jhans Royal Guard you cannot take with you--they
belong here and will provide some protection from Darron, if he does not run
completely mad and dismiss them.  So you will need--"
     "Gladiators," she said firmly.  "Two or three, at least, as many as half a dozen
perhaps.  They are--"
     "They are crude men, for the most part," Ethylbyrr protested.
     "So?  They are less likely than any others to have political axes of their own
to grind.  I will have gladiators for bodyguards."  She grimaced.  "I will need

This is a call for volunteers.  A personal, or an email to Livia@reality.com will do

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 484): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 485): LYSISTRATA of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 484): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 480): KEPLER of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 471): TSUNAMI of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 445): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 422): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DROGOI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): BLACK WIDOW of SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DOONE of FLAGG 16 from RODEKI (Flagg, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 484): BLOOD AND IRON (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 489): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 485): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 484): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 480): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 471): BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 445): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 422): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): none
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): EPOCHOLYPSE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 489): GO FISH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
              (turn 488): THE MAN of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
                (turn 487): GRIZZLY ADAMS of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
                           SATOSHI KUNO of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
               (turn 485): ISHINOMORI of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
                (turn 471): PEOPLE'S ELBOW of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
                            ACK VERT of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 435): EAGLE'S NEST of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
                          GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I knew I would find a cure for that Ghastly Migraine, if I was determined
enough.  Strange that it should involve hitting him on the head, though.  After all,
I'm a total parry!
     I am also now a Lady Protector, and going straight into retirement.  For those
who wonder, I'm 9(2)-14-12-17-17-10-7, favoring large shield and moderate/very low.
Five ratings--all but decisiveness.


                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  ILLIS saw the first turn for REVENGE, a 
5-0-0, and some teams are scared, others are too arrogant to notice.  Take note 
friends, take note.  Of all teams I'd ever have any sympathy for, it's the new ones 
like COLOUR GUARDS, going 0-3-0 on their first turn.  Don't let it get out.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see NAT LUS win a fight and gain 15 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, THE USEROUS MERCHANT beat COOK and COOK lost 6 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, ILLIS may be getting bland, 
as LUCIA stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I 
telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ILLIS?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MACAULIFFE 1811               8   9  2    91       THE EXPLORERS (21)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAMING DRAMBUIE 2326        23  14  1   111       HANGOVERS (265)
-SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2323         14   4  1   104       HANGOVERS (265)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUFF 2180                     5  68  0    83       ISLANDERS (247)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLENN 2415                    6   2  0    50       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 LEWIS 2402                    8   3  0    48       THE EXPLORERS (21)
 SLAKER 2284                  10  15  0    45       ISLANDERS (247)
 COOK 2419                     5   2  0    40       THE EXPLORERS (21)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLAMING MOE 2420              3   1  0    24       HANGOVERS (265)
-BLOODY CAESAR 2422            2   1  1    24       HANGOVERS (265)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WIMPIRA 2421                  5   1  0    21       ISLANDERS (247)
-THALIA 2390                   1   1  0    21       MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)
-CALLIOPE 2389                 2   0  1    16       MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)
 NAT LUS 2439                  1   0  0    15       REVENGE (277)
-MELODY 2428                   1   0  0    15       MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)
 NEH TAEH 2438                 1   0  0    10       REVENGE (277)
 AMMER EAD 2425                2   2  0     8       ISLANDERS (247)
 EREM WODAHS 2441              1   0  0     8       REVENGE (277)
 M.S. ATNAHP 2440              1   0  0     6       REVENGE (277)
 K. WAHT 2437                  1   0  0     6       REVENGE (277)
-CLIO 2391                     1   1  0     4       MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)
 PARRY 2435                    0   2  0     3       THE EXPLORERS (21)
-URANIA 2387                   0   2  0     2       MEGAERA'S MUSES (272)
 TURQUOISE TRIDENT 2433        0   1  0     1       COLOUR GUARDS (276)
 SCARLET STILETTO 2432         0   1  0     1       COLOUR GUARDS (276)
 PERIWINKLE PIKE 2430          0   1  0     1       COLOUR GUARDS (276)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Slaker -- If it makes you feel better about yourself to think that you lasted more
than a few seconds with me.... -- Macauliffe

All -- I may have prematurely claimed Illis as my arena.  However, the inevitability
of my dominance of this arena is only a matter of time.  Two more wins than the
Islanders. -- Kellog

Macauliffe -- Ah, I knew I could count on you.  Good win. -- Duff

Clio -- Mercy?  I have none of that to share with you.  Although you DO beg rather
nicely. -- Wimpira

Bloody Caesar -- Don't swear, man.  Hit's rude. -- Ammer Ead

Glenn -- I hate those turn-around fights, but you did do it well. -- Slaker

Kellog -- It's always good to have a goal.  Go for it! -- Nick, manager The Islanders

2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where:  Jhelum, DM 4
When:  February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long:  20 Turns

Restrictions:  Zero FE at start of contest.  Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points.  No prize modified warriors.  No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges.  All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.

     First Initiate Duelmaster (FID):  First warrior announced in the contest to
          reach the throne.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
          max for ST/SZ.
     Warrior MVP:  Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
          to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
          nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
     Team MVP:  Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
          Play, 20 Rollups.
     Warrior MVP Top 11:  Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
     Prize:  +1 to Bonus
     Style Master:  Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
          the contest.
     Prize:  Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
     Iron Manager Award:  Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
     Prize:  Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one

MVP Point System:  +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System:  +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).

     Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com.  All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MACAULIFFE devastated DUFF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LUCIA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 7 minute one-sided match.
LEWIS outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a unpopular 8 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
GLENN bested SLAKER in a popular 3 minute duel.
COOK was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute match.
WIMPIRA viciously subdued PARRY in a 3 minute gory competition.
AMMER EAD was overcome by NEH TAEH in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
SCARLET STILETTO slimly lost to M.S. ATNAHP in a 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
TURQUOISE TRIDENT lost to K. WAHT in a 3 minute brutal novice's fight.
PERIWINKLE PIKE was viciously subdued by EREM WODAHS in a 2 minute novice's bout.
NAT LUS devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW         5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  22 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   8 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  13 -  1      43  |

Turn 164 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GLENN 2415                  6   2  0   50 THE EXPLORERS (21)
BASHING ATTACK   COOK 2419                   5   2  0   40 THE EXPLORERS (21)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLAKER 2284.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SLAKER 2284.  The ten other most popular fighters were EREM WODAHS 2441, TURQUOISE 
ATNAHP 2440, K. WAHT 2437, GLENN 2415, and COOK 2419.

The least popular fighter this week was LEWIS 2402.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DUFF 2180, PERIWINKLE PIKE 2430, AMMER EAD 2425, NAT LUS 2439, NEH TAEH 
2438, COOK 2419, GLENN 2415, K. WAHT 2437, M.S. ATNAHP 2440, and PARRY 2435.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

LUCIA (59-2256) ISLANDERS (247)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POPEYE 1429 (40-26-0)                  0  5  0         S.O.S.               

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARMSTRONG 1291 (22-14-1)               0  2  0         THE EXPLORERS        
MAGELLAN 126 (28-24-0)                 0  2  0         THE EXPLORERS        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROGERS 1609 (15-10-0)                  0  1  0         THE EXPLORERS        

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 2323 (14-4-1)          3  3  0         HANGOVERS            
FLAMING DRAMBUIE 2326 (23-14-1)        0  2  0         HANGOVERS            

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR TIPPER 2287 (11-3-0)               2  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
MACAULIFFE 1811 (6-9-2)                1  3  0         THE EXPLORERS        
SIR PRANCELOT 2286 (12-3-0)            0  2  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ATTA-BOY 2363 (5-3-0)                  1  2  0  DEAD   KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KIRK 2417 (3-2-1)                      2  3  0  DEAD   THE EXPLORERS        
COOK 2419 (4-1-0)                      0  2  0         THE EXPLORERS        

NOVICES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOODY CAESAR 2422 (1-1-1)             1  3  0         HANGOVERS            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SENSITIVE STEVE 2426 (0-0-0)           2  1  0  DEAD   NOT QUITE            
SIR ROBERT 2424 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      
WISE OLD WAYNE 2427 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         NOT QUITE            

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PLAGUEBEARER 2221 (13-3-1)             7  2  1  DEAD   SHADOWLAND           

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLA-BLA 2364 (5-2-0)                   4  3  0  DEAD   KNIGHTS TEMPLAR      

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382 (4-2-0)         3  3  0         HANGOVERS