DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/16/2005 Duedate: 01/12/2006
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-190
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SOUL SCOURGE
VILE REAVERS (292)
(59-2589) [15-2-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SOUL SCOURGE THERE IS A GOD
VILE REAVERS (292) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2589) [15-2-0,123] (59-2628) [6-3-1,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WIMPIRA WIMPIRA
ISLANDERS (247) ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2421) [19-13-1,106] (59-2421) [19-13-1,106]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAPEL ROCK (287)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CHAPEL ROCK (287) 29
2. ISLANDERS (247) 14 VILE REAVERS (292)
3. VILE REAVERS (292) 13 Unchartered Team
4. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 11
5. DAMAGE INC. (71) 10 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4 VILE REAVERS (292) 49 33 2 59.8 1/ 1 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 7 5 0
2- 5 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 245 197 15 55.4 2/ 3 VILE REAVERS (292) 5 0 0
3/ 7 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 210 175 14 54.5 3/ 2 ISLANDERS (247) 5 10 0
4/ 8 DAMAGE INC. (71) 121 105 6 53.5 4/ 6 DAMAGE INC. (71) 4 0 0
5/ 9*BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 12 12 1 50.0 5/11*BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 3 1
6/11 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279) 27 37 1 42.2 6- 8 ISLE OF SKYE (58) 2 2 1
7/12 ISLANDERS (247) 178 304 8 36.9 7/ 7 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ILLIS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. BASHAHOLICS ANON turned their 1-1-1
turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you
get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CHURCH OF
RISING SUN win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, IMMACULATECOLLECTION
beat AXE SEXIER HAMMER and AXE SEXIER HAMMER lost 2 points. You're breakin' my
heart. Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster DUFF challenged this turn. And if
variety is the spice of life, ILLIS may be getting bland, as SOUL SCOURGE stays top
dog in the city. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think
some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. DAMAGE
INC., I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team. Care
to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like CHAPEL ROCK avoided them
the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. DUFF was
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or
feared? Heh, heh. I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but NAZARETH
has challenged up by 34 in an attempt against WIMPIRA. And sure, NAZARETH lost
alright, but gained 5 recognition for its pains. And pains they may indeed be!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Bye bye, warrior, bye bye... JAN PEARL, a glorious
8-16-1 fighter, has passed away. Gee, too bad ISLANDERS. Titanium shields and
bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOUL SCOURGE 2589 15 2 0 123 VILE REAVERS (292)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DUFF 2180 8 91 0 115 ISLANDERS (247)
-JUDAS PRIEST 2506 11 3 3 112 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
WIMPIRA 2421 19 13 1 106 ISLANDERS (247)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRANA GOREFANG 2582 9 5 1 90 VILE REAVERS (292)
NAZARETH 2503 9 8 0 75 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
URG GUTSPILLER 2561 13 5 0 71 VILE REAVERS (292)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JESUS MOOTZ 'O'PAIA 2128 12 12 0 64 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
-D'ARTAGNAN 2174 10 6 0 63 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
HEZROU 2620 6 4 1 63 DAMAGE INC. (71)
I MOTHER EARTH 2504 9 8 0 61 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 8 2 0 61 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
THERE IS A GOD 2628 6 3 1 58 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AXE SEXIER HAMMER 2536 11 5 0 54 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279)
-BLACKROCK 2498 5 10 1 47 DAMAGE INC. (71)
AMMER EAD 2425 8 22 0 46 ISLANDERS (247)
-SKARP-HEDIN 2159 8 13 1 41 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 3 2 1 41 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
-FEARLESS CONFESSION 2626 4 2 0 36 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-GORI BLOODAXE 2588 7 6 1 35 VILE REAVERS (292)
-AXE BURPER HAMMER 2452 4 8 0 34 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AXE KISSER HAMMER 2618 5 4 1 26 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279)
GYMINOK 2648 4 3 0 25 DAMAGE INC. (71)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UDUN HELLFIRE 2608 4 7 0 23 VILE REAVERS (292)
-KANGA 2652 3 0 0 23 DAMAGE INC. (71)
-THORUNDR 2654 2 1 1 22 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
-AXE SEXIST HAMMER 2537 4 8 0 20 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE SHELL 2658 3 2 0 17 ISLANDERS (247)
I'M POWERLESS 2629 2 7 0 13 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-AXE MISSER HAMMER 2631 1 7 0 10 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ (279)
-LEONOVNA 2653 0 3 0 3 DAMAGE INC. (71)
-GUNNAR 2661 0 1 0 1 ISLE OF SKYE (58)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JAWBREAKER 2646 3 2 1 HELTER SKELTER 291 CHURCH OF RISING 2657 186 NOT REVE
JAN PEARL 2443 8 17 1 ISLANDERS 247 THERE IS A GOD 2628 190
PERSONAL ADS
Soul Scourge -- And THIS, I did expect. Well done. -- Duff
Church of Rising Sun -- You're sure the sun is coming UP? If so, okay, go for it.
Otherwise, I don't think so. And sometimes, you know, it's hard to tell at a casual
glance. -- Rose Shell
Doomie Juggernaut? Where the heck did HE come from? -- Wimpira
There Is a God -- H'Oh, yeah? Says 'oo? -- 'Ammer 'Ead
Hezrou -- Nasty sort, aren't you? (sigh) That probably means you'll do well. I
just can't seem to get mean enough. -- Jan Pearl
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SOUL SCOURGE viciously subdued DUFF in a 5 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
NAZARETH was viciously subdued by WIMPIRA in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION outwaited AXE SEXIER HAMMER in a slow 22 minute Challenge fight.
URG GUTSPILLER subdued I MOTHER EARTH in a 1 minute master's competition.
AMMER EAD was devastated by HEZROU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
JAN PEARL was easily killed by THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CHURCH OF RISING SUN vanquished LUCIUS VORENUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS lost to GYMINOK in a 1 minute fight.
ROSE SHELL overpowered MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 53 - 25 - 0 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 11 - 2 66 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 23 - 2 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 45 - 3 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 40 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 60 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 - 1 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
Turn 190 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SOUL SCOURGE 2589 15 2 0 123 VILE REAVERS (292)
WALL OF STEEL WIMPIRA 2421 19 13 1 106 ISLANDERS (247)
LUNGING ATTACK URG GUTSPILLER 2561 13 5 0 71 VILE REAVERS (292)
PARRY-LUNGE I MOTHER EARTH 2504 9 8 0 61 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
BASHING ATTACK THERE IS A GOD 2628 6 3 1 58 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WIMPIRA 2421. The most popular warrior this turn
was WIMPIRA 2421. The ten other most popular fighters were SOUL SCOURGE 2589, URG
GUTSPILLER 2561, HEZROU 2620, DUFF 2180, NAZARETH 2503, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657,
GYMINOK 2648, ROSE SHELL 2658, THERE IS A GOD 2628, and I'M POWERLESS 2629.
The least popular fighter this week was IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632. The other ten
least popular fighters were AXE SEXIER HAMMER 2536, JAN PEARL 2443, AMMER EAD 2425, I
MOTHER EARTH 2504, I'M POWERLESS 2629, THERE IS A GOD 2628, ROSE SHELL 2658, GYMINOK
2648, CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657, and NAZARETH 2503.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SIMBACK 834 (51-32-0) 1 4 0 DAMAGE INC.
POPEYE 1429 (40-26-0) 0 5 0 S.O.S.
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RYRELEE 478 (33-20-1) 9 3 0 HARE CONTROL
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JUDAS PRIEST 2506 (11-3-3) 3 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AXE SEXIER HAMMER 2536 (11-3-0) 0 2 0 AXE ILLIS HAMMERZ
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KRUNK SKULLSMASHER 2547 (12-3-2) 7 3 0 ILL AVENGERS
SOUL SCOURGE 2589 (13-2-0) 6 3 1 VILE REAVERS
ARUTHA 2576 (5-4-0) 3 3 0 SOULFORGE
CANCER 2606 (7-1-0) 3 3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS
URG GUTSPILLER 2561 (11-5-0) 3 3 0 VILE REAVERS
ALUCIEA THE BOLD 2568 (6-3-1) 0 2 0 VINCERE AUT MORI
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARVEY 2636 (7-1-0) 6 3 0 IMPROVED ILLUSION
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARVEY WALLBANGER 2382 (4-2-0) 1 3 0 HANGOVERS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEATH KNIGHT 2583 (1-2-0) 3 3 1 VILE REAVERS
MADONNA 2502 (6-0-0) 3 3 0 CHAPEL ROCK