DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/12/2007    Duedate: 02/08/2007

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-204

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KONA QUAIL
ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2666) [6-1-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KONA QUAIL                     POSITION IS EMPTY
ISLANDERS (247)                
(59-2666) [6-1-0,66]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

I'M POWERLESS                  KONA QUAIL
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)         ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2629) [6-17-0,35]          (59-2666) [6-1-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)     47
2. ISLANDERS (247)             26      IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
3. DESOLATE ONES (295)          0      Unchartered Team
4. VILE REAVERS (292)           0
5. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)       0      HIGH BORN ELITE (113)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)  120  66  7 64.5   1/ 5 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   5  0 1
 2- 2 VILE REAVERS (292)        73  45  3 61.9   2/ 3 ISLANDERS (247)           5  1 0
 3- 3 VINCERE AUT MORI (293)    32  29  2 52.5   3- 1*DESOLATE ONES (295)       4  1 1
 4- 4*DESOLATE ONES (295)       22  23  4 48.9   4- 2 VILE REAVERS (292)        2  3 1
 5/ 5 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    20  31  1 39.2   5/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    2  4 0
 6/ 6 ISLANDERS (247)          193 318  8 37.8   6- 7 VINCERE AUT MORI (293)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     There's a gladiator here named "I'm Powerless"?  I'm Duel2Dudette and Chartered
Recognition Leader at 39 points?  Things are worse here even than we realized!  IP,
I'm sorry if I have, perhaps, kicked you out of having the title yourself, but I'm
sure you realize that would have been WRONG.  You don't have the personal presence to
carry it off.  As for me, well, I may not be rated as very trustworthy (but what do
THEY know, eh?), but I'm above average in attractiveness and charisma and extremely
cool.  Not to mention having a generally commanding presence due to my height!  So,
better me than you, hmm?

                                      Kona Quail

P.S.  But I'll buy you a drink--just one, mind!--after the fights tonight, if I'm
still the title-holder.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ILLIS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, DESOLATE ONES had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by IMPROVED ILLUSION!  Way to 
go IMPROVED ILLUSION!  The guys at IMPROVED ILLUSION like really pulled together to 
get a 5-0-1 this turn, moving up by 4.  MVP award for INUYASHA?  IMPROVED ILLUSION's 
proud of him after beating HEPPLEROUGE and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  I'M A BASHER's match with APPLESEED cost him a loss of 1 points!  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  KONA QUAIL stopped VETERAN MERCENARY dead in his 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said ILLIS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ILLIS is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONA QUAIL 2666               6   1  0    66       ISLANDERS (247)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALUCIEA THE BOLD 2568         9   4  2    76       VINCERE AUT MORI (293)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRMINSUL 2579                 6   3  0    63       DESOLATE ONES (295)
-GORI BLOODAXE 2588           11   6  1    62       VILE REAVERS (292)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UDUN HELLFIRE 2608            8   8  0    40       VILE REAVERS (292)
 ROSE SHELL 2658               7   5  0    39       ISLANDERS (247)
 FAIRYFIRE 2660                5   1  1    37       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-FEARLESS CONFESSION 2626      4   2  0    36       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 I'M POWERLESS 2629            6  17  0    35       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-GEREON 2581                   4   5  1    34       DESOLATE ONES (295)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOTTOM FEEDER 2567            8   4  0    32       VINCERE AUT MORI (293)
-FYLFOT 2578                   5   4  0    28       DESOLATE ONES (295)
 SIMON MAGUS 2678              4   1  0    27       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 ELMINSTER 2679                4   1  0    26       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TREFOT 2580                   3   6  2    23       DESOLATE ONES (295)
-RESPIN NIALO 2587             4   7  0    20       VINCERE AUT MORI (293)
-BLACK SUN 2577                4   5  1    18       DESOLATE ONES (295)
 INUYASHA 2683                 1   0  1    17       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 APPLESEED 2662                1   0  0    15       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-POND SCUM 2672                2   1  0    14       VINCERE AUT MORI (293)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 I'M A BASHER 2682             1   2  0     5       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HEPPLEROUGE 2675       2  2 0 ISLANDERS 247         INUYASHA 2683         204         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I'm a Basher -- Are you sure you want to admit that in public?  I believe it can have
a truly dire effect on your credit rating. -- Rose Shell

You have to wonder what the Mordant Deserter thought he was getting when he chose to
come here. -- Hepplerouge

Bashaholics Anon -- That you, Assur?  What ho, and similar words of greeting. --
Nick, Islanders

18 December 2006
Let it be known that Buddy Lee is no longer a member of The Company of Brothers,
T.C.B.  I have resigned as of 10-23-06.  Thank you.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KONA QUAIL bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute Title fight.
I'M POWERLESS was bested by ROSE SHELL in a 2 minute brutal duel.
FAIRYFIRE handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIMON MAGUS slimly won victory over CULT MEMBER in a 5 minute brawl.
ELMINSTER devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HEPPLEROUGE was killed by INUYASHA in a action packed 1 minute amateur's competition.
I'M A BASHER was bested by APPLESEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   6 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   9 -  4      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  20 -  0      35  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 204 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KONA QUAIL 2666             6   1  0   66 ISLANDERS (247)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ROSE SHELL 2658             7   5  0   39 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is I'M POWERLESS 2629.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KONA QUAIL 2666.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROSE SHELL 2658, 
INUYASHA 2683, APPLESEED 2662, I'M POWERLESS 2629, FAIRYFIRE 2660, HEPPLEROUGE 2675, 
I'M A BASHER 2682, ELMINSTER 2679, SIMON MAGUS 2678, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SIMON MAGUS 2678.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELMINSTER 2679, I'M A BASHER 2682, HEPPLEROUGE 2675, FAIRYFIRE 
2660, I'M POWERLESS 2629, APPLESEED 2662, INUYASHA 2683, ROSE SHELL 2658, KONA QUAIL 
2666, and  0.