DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/29/2007 Duedate: 07/26/2007
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-210
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DERELICT
ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
(59-2692) [7-1-0,66]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
I'M A BASHER DERELICT
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
(59-2682) [6-3-0,59] (59-2692) [7-1-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
I'M POWERLESS I'M A BASHER
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
(59-2629) [7-22-0,43] (59-2682) [6-3-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISLANDERS (247)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 26
2. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
3. ISLANDERS (247) -3 Unchartered Team
4. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) -10
ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 133 70 9 65.5 1/ 2 ISLANDERS (247) 8 4 0
2/ 2*ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 14 8 0 63.6 2/ 4*ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 4 2 0
3/ 3 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 26 37 1 41.3 3/ 3 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 3 3 0
4/ 4 ISLANDERS (247) 203 330 8 38.1 4- 1 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to IMPROVED ILLUSION, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
ISLANDERS stable. Hey everybody, watch out for MINNIE, who flew up 15 points in the
rankings after mashing STINGAREE like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. And
falling like a basher in the top ten was STINGAREE, who dropped 14 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with MINNIE. Try as hard as the IMPROVED
ILLUSION stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster)
FAIRYFIRE before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds, DERELICT took the
Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ILLIS arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ISLANDERS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does
ILLIS really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ALL-STAR
NANA'S' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from
ISLANDERS. Well just about everybody wants a piece of I'M A BASHER, who was this
week's most challenged warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DERELICT 2692 7 1 0 66 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAIRYFIRE 2660 10 1 1 82 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I'M A BASHER 2682 6 3 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE SHELL 2658 10 8 0 48 ISLANDERS (247)
I'M POWERLESS 2629 7 22 0 43 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-SIMON MAGUS 2678 7 2 0 39 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-APPLESEED 2662 3 1 0 39 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
-FEARLESS CONFESSION 2626 4 2 0 36 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-ELMINSTER 2679 5 2 0 35 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
KONA QUAIL 2666 7 6 0 34 ISLANDERS (247)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MINNIE 2694 4 4 0 33 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
-INUYASHA 2683 3 1 3 29 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
KIRRALA 2691 3 0 0 28 ISLANDERS (247)
-NATE 2695 2 0 0 25 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STINGAREE 2698 2 1 0 12 ISLANDERS (247)
-TIM 2693 1 1 0 4 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
-MATT 2696 0 2 0 2 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROKORAL 2687 1 2 0 ISLANDERS 247 INUYASHA 2683 207
PERSONAL ADS
Our turn envelope burst open in the post office (or so I'm told, I wasn't there), and
a lot of turns fell out. Some--not all--of the fights and other pages showed up at
the guildhouse about five days later. If there's something missing from our
personals, blame it on the post office, okay? We're doing our best here. -- Jorja,
Islanders
I'm A Basher -- Yes, well, sometimes life is hard. I guess you'll just have to bear
up under this burden. -- Kona Quail
Minnie -- It must be tough to be a genderless golem. I'm glad there was a mechanic
on standby to fix you up. -- Rose Shell
P.S. I didn't laugh HEARTLESSLY. I was ALL heart, darn it.
OH, gee, the Persistent Beggar. This is so exciting. -- Kirrala
P.S. And he's a dwarf. Why would a dwarf beg? I thought they were proud.
The Doomie Champion is pathetic. What else is new? -- Stingaree
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERELICT bested I'M A BASHER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge Title fight.
I'M POWERLESS was savagely defeated by ROSE SHELL in a 2 minute brutal melee.
KONA QUAIL was overpowered by SCRAWNY GEORGE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
STINGAREE was overpowered by MINNIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIRRALA devastated MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 5 - 0 77 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 5 58 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 210 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DERELICT 2692 7 1 0 66 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
BASHING ATTACK I'M A BASHER 2682 6 3 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
WALL OF STEEL ROSE SHELL 2658 10 8 0 48 ISLANDERS (247)
AIMED BLOW KONA QUAIL 2666 7 6 0 34 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is I'M POWERLESS 2629. The most popular warrior this
turn was I'M A BASHER 2682. The ten other most popular fighters were ROSE SHELL
2658, I'M POWERLESS 2629, DERELICT 2692, MINNIE 2694, KIRRALA 2691, KONA QUAIL 2666,
STINGAREE 2698, 0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was STINGAREE 2698. The other ten least popular
fighters were KONA QUAIL 2666, KIRRALA 2691, MINNIE 2694, DERELICT 2692, I'M
POWERLESS 2629, ROSE SHELL 2658, I'M A BASHER 2682, 0, 0, and 0.