DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/11/2008 Duedate: 02/07/2008
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-217
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DERELICT
ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
(59-2692) [14-1-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DERELICT POSITION IS EMPTY
ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
(59-2692) [14-1-0,94]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
I'M POWERLESS STINGAREE
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2629) [9-27-0,54] (59-2698) [7-3-0,51]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ISLANDERS (247)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ISLANDERS (247) 43
2. ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 14 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
3. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 6 Unchartered Team
DARQUE FORCE (248)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 26 14 1 65.0 1/ 1 ISLANDERS (247) 9 6 0
2/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 33 44 1 42.9 2/ 2 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299) 5 1 1
3/ 3 ISLANDERS (247) 224 342 8 39.6 3/ 3 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 4 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for KALABOOSHA, who flew up 13 points in the
rankings after mashing THE USEROUS MERCHANT like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy.
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was ISLANDERS'
KIRRALA, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by DERELICT. Advice to
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Well dang howdy, but if challenges were
votes, ROSE SHELL would be president. Although it may be a contest she doesn't want
to win. Challenging down 16 points was I'M A BASHER. Pretty soon he'll be using two
shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty:
I'M A BASHER won victory over ROSE SHELL, a mismatch of 16 points. Getting lots of
flowers from sympathetic fans was STINGAREE, who was successfully challenged by I'M
POWERLESS who had a mere 20 points more than STINGAREE. Here is a definition of
happiness: STINGAREE subdued I'M POWERLESS to go from 35 to 51 recognition points.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time I'm on this
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DERELICT 2692 14 1 0 94 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KONA QUAIL 2666 13 7 0 90 ISLANDERS (247)
KIRRALA 2691 7 3 0 78 ISLANDERS (247)
I'M A BASHER 2682 11 5 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I'M POWERLESS 2629 9 27 0 54 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
STINGAREE 2698 7 3 0 51 ISLANDERS (247)
ROSE SHELL 2658 11 14 0 47 ISLANDERS (247)
KALABOOSHA 2699 5 0 0 43 ISLANDERS (247)
-FEARLESS CONFESSION 2626 4 2 0 36 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LA JOLLA 2703 2 1 1 22 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MINI-PUMPKIN 0 0 0 LA JOLLA 2703 217 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Islanders -- The 12 step program of rehabilitation isn't working very well, so we're
trying another program. This program involves accepting who you are and modifying it
slightly to become more of what you should be. In this case, we're adapting a new
fighting style which is sure to be a hit soon. Of course, it is the 'Parry Bash'
fighting style, long overlooked as an effective fighting style. -- Bashaholics
Anonymous
P.S . Don't ask me why or how I'm Powerless managed to parry. I doubt it will ever
happen again. At least I'm a Basher has an excuse for his parrying. --
Assurnasirbanipal
I'm a Basher -- Tell me something I don't know. -- Rose Shell
I'm Powerless -- Promises, promises.... -- Stingaree
Hi to M. Chardinee. -- Kona Quail
Ho to Kung-Fu Master. -- Kirrala
Phbbbt! to the Cult Member. -- Kalaboosha
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
I'M A BASHER devastated ROSE SHELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
I'M POWERLESS was viciously subdued by STINGAREE in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
DERELICT defeated KIRRALA in a 2 minute mismatched Title duel.
KONA QUAIL devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KALABOOSHA subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute competition.
LA JOLLA butchered MINI-PUMPKIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 217 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DERELICT 2692 14 1 0 94 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
AIMED BLOW KONA QUAIL 2666 13 7 0 90 ISLANDERS (247)
SLASHING ATTACK KIRRALA 2691 7 3 0 78 ISLANDERS (247)
BASHING ATTACK I'M A BASHER 2682 11 5 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK STINGAREE 2698 7 3 0 51 ISLANDERS (247)
STRIKING ATTACK KALABOOSHA 2699 5 0 0 43 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is I'M POWERLESS 2629. The most popular warrior this
turn was STINGAREE 2698. The ten other most popular fighters were KIRRALA 2691, I'M
A BASHER 2682, DERELICT 2692, KONA QUAIL 2666, KALABOOSHA 2699, I'M POWERLESS 2629,
LA JOLLA 2703, ROSE SHELL 2658, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was ROSE SHELL 2658. The other ten least popular
fighters were LA JOLLA 2703, I'M POWERLESS 2629, KALABOOSHA 2699, KONA QUAIL 2666,
DERELICT 2692, I'M A BASHER 2682, KIRRALA 2691, STINGAREE 2698, 0, and 0.