DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2008    Duedate: 04/03/2008

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-219

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KONA QUAIL
ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2666) [15-7-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KONA QUAIL                     POSITION IS EMPTY
ISLANDERS (247)                
(59-2666) [15-7-0,118]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROSE SHELL                     KONA QUAIL
ISLANDERS (247)                ISLANDERS (247)
(59-2658) [13-14-0,55]         (59-2666) [15-7-0,118]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ISLANDERS (247)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ISLANDERS (247)              2
2. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)       0      ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
3. ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)       -4      Unchartered Team

                                       DAMES (76)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)     27  17  1 61.4   1/ 1 ISLANDERS (247)          10  5 0
 2- 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    33  44  1 42.9   2/ 2 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)     3  3 1
 3/ 3 ISLANDERS (247)          231 345  8 40.1   3- 3 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): GRUNT II of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): BULLWINKLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): SHROUD OF GLOOM of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): KALTOS KRIMINALS (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            MISS TEAK of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Jorja asks, Is this her birthday?  A 5-0 in Trocar and a 4-1 here is, so she
says, "very unlikely."  I think she does us an injustice, but there it is.  What's
happening?

                                    Kona Quail

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see ROSE SHELL win a fight and gain 5 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, LUCIUS VORENUS 
beat KALABOOSHA and KALABOOSHA lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, ILLIS may be getting bland, as KONA QUAIL stays top dog 
in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some 
of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONA QUAIL 2666              15   7  0   118       ISLANDERS (247)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DERELICT 2692                14   3  0    89       ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
 KIRRALA 2691                  7   5  0    71       ISLANDERS (247)
-I'M A BASHER 2682            11   5  0    69       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINGAREE 2698                9   3  0    60       ISLANDERS (247)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROSE SHELL 2658              13  14  0    55       ISLANDERS (247)
-I'M POWERLESS 2629            9  27  0    54       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-FEARLESS CONFESSION 2626      4   2  0    36       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALABOOSHA 2699               6   1  0    33       ISLANDERS (247)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LA JOLLA 2703                 3   2  1    23       ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Derelict -- I was NOT brutally attempting to slay you.  I am not brutal.  True, you
might be deserving of such treatment, but you won't get it from ME.  I would slay you
coolly, with a smile and a salute, if the occasion arose. -- Kona Quail

I am incredibly annoyed with M. Chardinee, who had the NERVE to win!  How dare he? --
Kirrala

Seems like the Userous Merchant was more accomodating.  Odd, when you think about it.
I'm still waiting for the other shew to drop. -- Kalaboosha

Lucius vorenus is an idiot.  He should probably go back to being an ordinary Guard,
without Ambitions.  But what the heck, I can use a win. -- Rose Shell

Lee's Revenge -- (smugly)  Not on ME. -- Stingaree

     As threatened, here is a current manager list for this arena.  Let me know if
     I've gotten anyone's name wrong! -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     ALL-STAR NANA'S           The Mun
     BASHAHOLICS ANON          Assurnasirbanipal
     ISLANDERS                 Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KONA QUAIL bested DERELICT in a action packed 3 minute master's Title fight.
KIRRALA was luckily beaten by DUM GRUNT in a 2 minute melee.
ROSE SHELL demolished LA JOLLA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STINGAREE viciously subdued SCRAWNY GEORGE in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
KALABOOSHA was demolished by LUCIUS VORENUS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   6 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 219 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KONA QUAIL 2666            15   7  0  118 ISLANDERS (247)
TOTAL PARRY      DERELICT 2692              14   3  0   89 ALL-STAR NANA'S (299)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIRRALA 2691                7   5  0   71 ISLANDERS (247)
LUNGING ATTACK   STINGAREE 2698              9   3  0   60 ISLANDERS (247)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROSE SHELL 2658.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KONA QUAIL 2666.  The ten other most popular fighters were STINGAREE 2698, 
KIRRALA 2691, ROSE SHELL 2658, KALABOOSHA 2699, DERELICT 2692, LA JOLLA 2703,  0,  0, 
0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was LA JOLLA 2703.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DERELICT 2692, KALABOOSHA 2699, ROSE SHELL 2658, KIRRALA 2691, 
STINGAREE 2698, KONA QUAIL 2666,  0,  0,  0, and  0.