DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/24/2011    Duedate: 07/21/2011

ILLIS ARENA

DM-59    TURN-262

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BURNING RUBBER
WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
(59-363) [11-3-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BURNING RUBBER                 POSITION IS EMPTY
WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)          
(59-363) [11-3-1,114]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

I'M POWERLESS                  UNCLE FESTER
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)         TALL TALES (305)
(59-2629) [20-35-0,95]         (59-2768) [11-6-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TALL TALES (305)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLOODGUARD (190)            33
2. WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)       28      WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
3. ISLANDERS (247)              6      Unchartered Team
4. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)      0
5. TALL TALES (305)            -2      HIGH BORN ELITE (113)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)     44  21  3 67.7   1/ 1 TALL TALES (305)          8  7 0
 2- 3 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)  141  71  9 66.5   2/ 0 BLOODGUARD (190)          5  0 0
 3/ 2 TALL TALES (305)          55  29  1 65.5   3- 3 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)   5  0 0
 4/ 0 BLOODGUARD (190)          33  35  3 48.5   4/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    5  7 0
 5/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)    63  72  1 46.7   5/ 4 ISLANDERS (247)           5 10 0
 6/ 5 ISLANDERS (247)          344 444 12 43.7   6/ 5 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)     4  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ILLIS!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SUDDEN DEATH?  
WHAT'S IN A NAME's proud of him after beating SYLVESTER and getting 15 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  DILLIS RHIN got smashed by SCRAWNY GEORGE, and lost 13 
points!  BURNING RUBBER thinks his 11-3-1 and studly character is good enough to face 
up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in BURNING RUBBER's eye, as 
he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't G W BUSH fit to be tied!  I hear the top 
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters 
for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURNING RUBBER 363           11   3  1   114       WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FAIRYFIRE 2660               13   1  1   118       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 LORD FOUL 1395               11   8  1   100       BLOODGUARD (190)
 I'M POWERLESS 2629           20  35  0    95       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-HARVEY 2636                   9   1  0    95       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 UNCLE FESTER 2768            11   6  0    92       TALL TALES (305)
 G W BUSH 2764                11   6  1    91       TALL TALES (305)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING MIDAS 2770               9   2  0    88       TALL TALES (305)
 I'M A BASHER 2682            23  11  0    80       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 SUDDEN DEATH 361              9   5  0    76       WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
 DAMN I'M SEXY 362            10   4  0    72       WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
 SYLVESTER 2728               17  16  0    67       ISLANDERS (247)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COCO NUTTAL 2741             12   9  0    66       ISLANDERS (247)
-APPLESEED 2662                4   1  0    59       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 BELITRIS 2737                10  16  0    57       ISLANDERS (247)
-ELMINSTER 2679                6   2  0    57       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URMUNG COSBU 1397             9   3  0    51       BLOODGUARD (190)
-INUYASHA 2683                 4   1  3    48       IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767        11   6  0    43       TALL TALES (305)
 DILLIS RHIN 2742              9  11  0    42       ISLANDERS (247)
 JOHN WAYNE 2766              10   7  0    40       TALL TALES (305)
 TABBEK 1613                   6   6  1    39       BLOODGUARD (190)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAPPY DRUNKARD 2126           4   2  0    28       BLOODGUARD (190)
 BANN 2162                     3   1  1    28       BLOODGUARD (190)
-SNAPPLE 364                   6   6  0    24       WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAGUA KORBIN 2760            3   9  0    18       ISLANDERS (247)
 THOSE I HURT 2778             2   1  0    18       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
 THERE IS A GOD 2779           2   1  0    17       BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

G W Bush -- Well if you're gonna fight like that, you're gonna beat me every time.
Sad, too, because you ruined my perfect record against Strikers. -- I'm a Basher

King Midas -- I'm beginning to wonder just how much of a tall tale you encompass.
Are you even a King? -- I'm Powerless

Damn I'm Sexy -- You are not!  You only overpowered me because I was stunned by the
effrontery and patent falsity of your declaration. -- Dillis Rhin

Scrawny George?  We have a standby here called Scrawny George?  How... um.  Totally
um. -- Sylvester

Syl -- You just say that because he only taught you one skill.  He taught ME three,
so there. -- Coco Nuttal

Titus Pullo -- Having a real name isn't enough.  You have to be good, too. --
Belitris

John Wayne -- Well, I suppose I didn't stand a chance against you. -- Chagua Korbin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURNING RUBBER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DAMN I'M SEXY was subdued by KING MIDAS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SUDDEN DEATH demolished SYLVESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
I'M POWERLESS was bested by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
I'M A BASHER was subdued by UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
COCO NUTTAL vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
URMUNG COSBU luckily beat JOHN WAYNE in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BELITRIS savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
DILLIS RHIN was vanquished by SCRAWNY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TABBEK overpowered CHAGUA KORBIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAPPY DRUNKARD luckily beat THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute fight.
BANN beat THOSE I HURT in a 3 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  20 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 262 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BURNING RUBBER 363         11   3  1  114 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
PARRY-LUNGE      LORD FOUL 1395             11   8  1  100 BLOODGUARD (190)
SLASHING ATTACK  UNCLE FESTER 2768          11   6  0   92 TALL TALES (305)
AIMED BLOW       KING MIDAS 2770             9   2  0   88 TALL TALES (305)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M A BASHER 2682          23  11  0   80 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK   SUDDEN DEATH 361            9   5  0   76 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
TOTAL PARRY      JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767      11   6  0   43 TALL TALES (305)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is I'M POWERLESS 2629.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was UNCLE FESTER 2768.  The ten other most popular fighters were COCO NUTTAL 
2741, JOHN WAYNE 2766, BELITRIS 2737, SUDDEN DEATH 361, BURNING RUBBER 363, KING 
MIDAS 2770, THOSE I HURT 2778, DAMN I'M SEXY 362, SYLVESTER 2728, and LORD FOUL 1395.

The least popular fighter this week was CHAGUA KORBIN 2760.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DILLIS RHIN 2742, G W BUSH 2764, HAPPY DRUNKARD 2126, TABBEK 
1613, JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767, I'M A BASHER 2682, I'M POWERLESS 2629, BANN 2162, THERE 
IS A GOD 2779, and URMUNG COSBU 1397.