DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/24/2011 Duedate: 07/21/2011
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-262
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BURNING RUBBER
WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
(59-363) [11-3-1,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BURNING RUBBER POSITION IS EMPTY
WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
(59-363) [11-3-1,114]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
I'M POWERLESS UNCLE FESTER
BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) TALL TALES (305)
(59-2629) [20-35-0,95] (59-2768) [11-6-0,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TALL TALES (305)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLOODGUARD (190) 33
2. WHAT'S IN A NAME (68) 28 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
3. ISLANDERS (247) 6 Unchartered Team
4. IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 0
5. TALL TALES (305) -2 HIGH BORN ELITE (113)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68) 44 21 3 67.7 1/ 1 TALL TALES (305) 8 7 0
2- 3 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 141 71 9 66.5 2/ 0 BLOODGUARD (190) 5 0 0
3/ 2 TALL TALES (305) 55 29 1 65.5 3- 3 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261) 5 0 0
4/ 0 BLOODGUARD (190) 33 35 3 48.5 4/ 2 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 5 7 0
5/ 4 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 63 72 1 46.7 5/ 4 ISLANDERS (247) 5 10 0
6/ 5 ISLANDERS (247) 344 444 12 43.7 6/ 5 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68) 4 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ILLIS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for SUDDEN DEATH?
WHAT'S IN A NAME's proud of him after beating SYLVESTER and getting 15 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! DILLIS RHIN got smashed by SCRAWNY GEORGE, and lost 13
points! BURNING RUBBER thinks his 11-3-1 and studly character is good enough to face
up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Was that a tear I saw in BURNING RUBBER's eye, as
he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't G W BUSH fit to be tied! I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURNING RUBBER 363 11 3 1 114 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FAIRYFIRE 2660 13 1 1 118 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
LORD FOUL 1395 11 8 1 100 BLOODGUARD (190)
I'M POWERLESS 2629 20 35 0 95 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-HARVEY 2636 9 1 0 95 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
UNCLE FESTER 2768 11 6 0 92 TALL TALES (305)
G W BUSH 2764 11 6 1 91 TALL TALES (305)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KING MIDAS 2770 9 2 0 88 TALL TALES (305)
I'M A BASHER 2682 23 11 0 80 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
SUDDEN DEATH 361 9 5 0 76 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
DAMN I'M SEXY 362 10 4 0 72 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
SYLVESTER 2728 17 16 0 67 ISLANDERS (247)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COCO NUTTAL 2741 12 9 0 66 ISLANDERS (247)
-APPLESEED 2662 4 1 0 59 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
BELITRIS 2737 10 16 0 57 ISLANDERS (247)
-ELMINSTER 2679 6 2 0 57 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
URMUNG COSBU 1397 9 3 0 51 BLOODGUARD (190)
-INUYASHA 2683 4 1 3 48 IMPROVED ILLUSION (261)
JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767 11 6 0 43 TALL TALES (305)
DILLIS RHIN 2742 9 11 0 42 ISLANDERS (247)
JOHN WAYNE 2766 10 7 0 40 TALL TALES (305)
TABBEK 1613 6 6 1 39 BLOODGUARD (190)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAPPY DRUNKARD 2126 4 2 0 28 BLOODGUARD (190)
BANN 2162 3 1 1 28 BLOODGUARD (190)
-SNAPPLE 364 6 6 0 24 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAGUA KORBIN 2760 3 9 0 18 ISLANDERS (247)
THOSE I HURT 2778 2 1 0 18 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
THERE IS A GOD 2779 2 1 0 17 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
G W Bush -- Well if you're gonna fight like that, you're gonna beat me every time.
Sad, too, because you ruined my perfect record against Strikers. -- I'm a Basher
King Midas -- I'm beginning to wonder just how much of a tall tale you encompass.
Are you even a King? -- I'm Powerless
Damn I'm Sexy -- You are not! You only overpowered me because I was stunned by the
effrontery and patent falsity of your declaration. -- Dillis Rhin
Scrawny George? We have a standby here called Scrawny George? How... um. Totally
um. -- Sylvester
Syl -- You just say that because he only taught you one skill. He taught ME three,
so there. -- Coco Nuttal
Titus Pullo -- Having a real name isn't enough. You have to be good, too. --
Belitris
John Wayne -- Well, I suppose I didn't stand a chance against you. -- Chagua Korbin
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURNING RUBBER devastated G W BUSH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DAMN I'M SEXY was subdued by KING MIDAS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SUDDEN DEATH demolished SYLVESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
I'M POWERLESS was bested by LORD FOUL in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
I'M A BASHER was subdued by UNCLE FESTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
COCO NUTTAL vanquished JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
URMUNG COSBU luckily beat JOHN WAYNE in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BELITRIS savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
DILLIS RHIN was vanquished by SCRAWNY GEORGE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TABBEK overpowered CHAGUA KORBIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HAPPY DRUNKARD luckily beat THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute fight.
BANN beat THOSE I HURT in a 3 minute novice's melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 20 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 262 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BURNING RUBBER 363 11 3 1 114 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
PARRY-LUNGE LORD FOUL 1395 11 8 1 100 BLOODGUARD (190)
SLASHING ATTACK UNCLE FESTER 2768 11 6 0 92 TALL TALES (305)
AIMED BLOW KING MIDAS 2770 9 2 0 88 TALL TALES (305)
BASHING ATTACK I'M A BASHER 2682 23 11 0 80 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
LUNGING ATTACK SUDDEN DEATH 361 9 5 0 76 WHAT'S IN A NAME (68)
TOTAL PARRY JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767 11 6 0 43 TALL TALES (305)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is I'M POWERLESS 2629. The most popular warrior this
turn was UNCLE FESTER 2768. The ten other most popular fighters were COCO NUTTAL
2741, JOHN WAYNE 2766, BELITRIS 2737, SUDDEN DEATH 361, BURNING RUBBER 363, KING
MIDAS 2770, THOSE I HURT 2778, DAMN I'M SEXY 362, SYLVESTER 2728, and LORD FOUL 1395.
The least popular fighter this week was CHAGUA KORBIN 2760. The other ten least
popular fighters were DILLIS RHIN 2742, G W BUSH 2764, HAPPY DRUNKARD 2126, TABBEK
1613, JOHNNY APPLESEED 2767, I'M A BASHER 2682, I'M POWERLESS 2629, BANN 2162, THERE
IS A GOD 2779, and URMUNG COSBU 1397.