DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/18/2014 Duedate: 08/14/2014
ILLIS ARENA
DM-59 TURN-302
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HEATH BAR
SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2826) [7-0-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLAMING MOE HEATH BAR
HANGOVERS (265) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2420) [18-15-0,103] (59-2826) [7-0-0,118]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FLAMING MOE HEATH BAR
HANGOVERS (265) SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
(59-2420) [18-15-0,103] (59-2826) [7-0-0,118]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HANGOVERS (265)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HANGOVERS (265) 49
2. SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 26 HANGOVERS (265)
3. ISLANDERS (247) 11 Unchartered Team
4. BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 11
5. ELDER GODS (313) 0 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ELDER GODS (313) 22 13 3 62.9 1/ 5 HANGOVERS (265) 7 0 1
2/ 2 HANGOVERS (265) 179 128 16 58.3 2/ 2*SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 5 4 1
3/ 3 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 259 189 15 57.8 3/ 1 ISLANDERS (247) 5 10 0
4- 4 TALL TALES (305) 96 87 2 52.5 4/ 6 CHAPEL ROCK (287) 4 3 1
5/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 86 92 2 48.3 5- 3*ELDER GODS (313) 3 3 0
6- 5 SERPENTS HOLD (314) 83 98 1 45.9 6- 4 SERPENTS HOLD (314) 2 6 0
7/ 7*SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310) 11 13 1 45.8 7- 7 TALL TALES (305) 1 0 0
8/ 6 ISLANDERS (247) 430 556 16 43.6 8/ 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 373): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): HEART OF GLASS of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 324): MALICE of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 278): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 373): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 324): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 277): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ILLIS? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, ISLANDERS, since HANGOVERS
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. HANGOVERS turned their
4-0-1 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this,
and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see FLAMING
MOE win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, FLAMING MOE beat THOSE I
HURT and THOSE I HURT lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. Looks like ILLIS
has some guts at least, HEATH BAR the Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged
warrior. NAZARETH challenged ILLIS' Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if
variety is the spice of life, ILLIS may be getting bland, as HEATH BAR stays top dog
in the city. The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.
Where do they get this stuff? From ILLIS' trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
ILLIS, I am losing what little hope I had in you. SHEWISH MUNCHIES the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like CHAPEL ROCK avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ILLIS'
morgue. More variety. Whoa! I'll even buy I MOTHER EARTH a drink tonight! Anyone
who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good side! Bye bye,
warrior, bye bye... SHARK TOOTH, a glorious 4-11-0 fighter, has passed away. Gee,
too bad ISLANDERS. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, DELISLE of
ISLANDERS has added the final loss to his 5-9-1. Tee hee! Honor is like a chainmail
shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me
on this one.
There's got to be a better place in ILLIS to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of ILLIS. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEATH BAR 2826 7 0 0 118 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RED RED WINE 2481 15 4 1 122 HANGOVERS (265)
FLAMING MOE 2420 18 15 0 103 HANGOVERS (265)
IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 23 3 0 102 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
NAZARETH 2503 23 9 0 97 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
LONG ISLAND 2500 19 3 0 95 HANGOVERS (265)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARGARITA 2633 9 6 0 88 HANGOVERS (265)
THOSE I HURT 2778 9 6 0 81 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THERE IS A GOD 2779 9 4 0 64 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
-CHURCH OF RISING SUN 2657 10 7 1 63 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
TIKI 2840 10 4 0 60 ISLANDERS (247)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FISHHOOK 2807 11 14 0 47 ISLANDERS (247)
-ULTHAR 2854 5 3 1 46 ELDER GODS (313)
-BAST 2853 5 1 0 45 ELDER GODS (313)
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 7 4 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
IRISH FLAG 2674 5 6 2 39 HANGOVERS (265)
-NODENS 2856 4 2 0 38 ELDER GODS (313)
-STONE TEMPLE PILOT 2755 5 5 0 36 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YAD-THADDAG 2852 4 3 1 30 ELDER GODS (313)
-VORVADOSS 2851 4 3 1 26 ELDER GODS (313)
HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 4 1 1 24 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL 2944 0 1 0 1 ISLANDERS (247)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FEARLESS INVENTO 2786 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 RICHARD H. 302 NONE
FEARLESS INVENTO 2780 0 1 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 297 RICHARD H. 302 NONE
DELISLE 2838 5 10 1 ISLANDERS 247 TITUS PULLO 302 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHARK TOOTH 2837 4 12 0 ISLANDERS 247 IRISH FLAG 2674 302
TSUMO JOE 2937 0 2 0 ISLANDERS 247 HUMAN PRETZEL 2926 301
DREW 2874 6 6 0 SERPENTS HOLD 314 VORVADOSS 2851 298 NOT REVENGED
SNACK 2942 0 1 0 SHEWISH MUNCHIES 310 DARK CHAMPION 302 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Our congratulations to I Mother Earth. You go, Mama! -- Jorja and the Islanders
Four non-Dark Arena standbys on the sands, and we didn't get ONE. I call that
prejudice! -- Fishhook
One-four and a death. Not that we'll miss that Joe character, we didn't care for the
little we saw. -- Fishhook
P.S. Apparently no one explained to him that you don't have to tie yourself into a
bow in order to eat a pretzel.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
I MOTHER EARTH viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
FEARLESS INVENTORY was slaughtered by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
FEARLESS INVENTORY was easily killed by RICHARD H. in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SNACK was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NAZARETH was savagely defeated by HEATH BAR in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
THOSE I HURT was devastated by FLAMING MOE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IMMACULATECOLLECTION outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 17 minute mismatched match.
LONG ISLAND savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
MARGARITA vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
TIKI vanquished FEARLESS INVENTORY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FISHHOOK was overpowered by THERE IS A GOD in a 1 minute uneven match.
IRISH FLAG executed SHARK TOOTH in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DELISLE was dealt death by TITUS PULLO in a 2 minute conflict.
HUMAN PRETZEL devastated PEARL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 24 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 12 - 2 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
Turn 302 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HEATH BAR 2826 7 0 0 118 SHEWISH MUNCHIES (310)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FLAMING MOE 2420 18 15 0 103 HANGOVERS (265)
TOTAL PARRY IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632 23 3 0 102 CHAPEL ROCK (287)
WALL OF STEEL TIKI 2840 10 4 0 60 ISLANDERS (247)
AIMED BLOW FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787 7 4 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (297)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FLAMING MOE 2420. The most popular warrior this
turn was HEATH BAR 2826. The ten other most popular fighters were MARGARITA 2633,
THERE IS A GOD 2779, IRISH FLAG 2674, DELISLE 2838, NAZARETH 2503, FLAMING MOE 2420,
TIKI 2840, HUMAN PRETZEL 2926, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2780, and LONG ISLAND 2500.
The least popular fighter this week was IMMACULATECOLLECTION 2632. The other ten
least popular fighters were SHARK TOOTH 2837, FISHHOOK 2807, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2787,
THOSE I HURT 2778, SNACK 2942, FEARLESS INVENTORY 2786, PEARL 2944, LONG ISLAND 2500,
FEARLESS INVENTORY 2780, and HUMAN PRETZEL 2926.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
I MOTHER EARTH (59-2504) CHAPEL ROCK (287)